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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Marge, after a lot of thought, I've decided to run the [[Springfield Marathon]]. | |
| − | {{qf|[[ | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Oh, please. You get exhausted watching ''[[The Twilight Zone]]'' marathon! I'm a regular [[Billy Crystal]]. |
| + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} ''[sarcastic]'' You got that right. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Well, Dad, I think running's good exercise—it adds years to your life. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Stay out of this, Lisa. Marge, I've made up my mind. I'll do your job for a day, and you do mine. Then we'll see who has it tougher. | ||
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{{qf|Bart}} Who are you? | {{qf|Bart}} Who are you? | ||
| − | {{qf|[[ | + | {{qf|[[L.T. Smash]]}} Oh, you'll find out, in due time. |
| − | {{qf|Bart}} Well it says here your name is L. T. Smash. | + | {{qf|Bart}} Well, it says here your name is L. T. Smash. |
| − | {{qf|L. T. Smash}} | + | {{qf|L. T. Smash}} The time has come. I'm L. T. Smash. |
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| − | {{qf|Bart}} Hello, Springfield! Now here's a song that your principal [[ | + | {{qf|Homer}} Now listen to me, Smash. We're not signing anything. Unless it's a contract. |
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| + | {{qf|L.T. Smash}} Bart, I want you to meet 'n' greet the other members of the "Party Posse". He's smart... he's soulful... he's Milhouse! | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} What up, G-money? | ||
| + | {{qf|L.T. Smash}} Next, he'll break your nose, your glasses and your heart... Nelson! | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Wait, these are just guys from school. Who's next? Ralph Wiggum? | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Ralph]]}} Wheee! I'm a pop sensation. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Party Posse, we rule the Earth. The greatest band since music's birth? | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Nelson]]}} Isn't this song a little boastful? | ||
| + | {{qf|Milhouse}} No one told me there was gonna be boasting. | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} ... so, from now on anything caught in your zipper will be handled by the school nurse, and not me. And now... are you adequately prepared to rock? | ||
| + | {{qf|Kids}} Yeah! | ||
| + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Silence! Here they are, the Party Posse! | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Hello, Springfield! Now here's a song that your principal [[Skinner]] doesn't want us to play! | ||
| + | {{qf|Kids}} Boo! | ||
{{qf|Principal Skinner}} That's not true! This assembly was my idea. I like your inoffensive brand of pop-rock! | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} That's not true! This assembly was my idea. I like your inoffensive brand of pop-rock! | ||
{{qf|Bart}} Screw you man, we're gonna play it anyway! | {{qf|Bart}} Screw you man, we're gonna play it anyway! | ||
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| − | {{qf|L. T. Smash}} Man, they're gonna be big. | + | {{qf|L. T. Smash}} Man, they're gonna be big. And you stood in their way! |
{{qf|Principal Skinner}} No I didn't. I even came in early and made orange drink! | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} No I didn't. I even came in early and made orange drink! | ||
{{qf|L. T. Smash}} Orange drink? What, do you live with your mama? | {{qf|L. T. Smash}} Orange drink? What, do you live with your mama? | ||
| − | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} She lives with me! |
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| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Ralph}} I'm wearing a bath robe, and I'm not even sick! |
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| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Homer}} "Yvan eht nioj!" Ya gotta love that crazy chorus. |
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Lisa}} What does it mean? |
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Ah, It doesn't mean anything. It's like ''Rama Lama Ding-dong'' or ''Give Peace a Chance''. | ||
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| − | {{qf|L. T. Smash}} | + | {{qf|Lisa}} There's something weird about this video... |
| − | {{qf|Lisa}} | + | {{qf|Marge}} None of those girls has had three kids, I can tell you that. |
| − | {{qf|L. T. Smash}} I'll show you. | + | {{qf|Lisa}} No, something else... |
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| + | {{qf|Lisa}} But you have recruiting ads on TV. Why do you need subliminal messages? | ||
| + | {{qf|L.T. Smash}} Eh, it's a three-pronged attack: subliminal, liminal, and super-liminal. | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} Super-liminal? | ||
| + | {{qf|L.T. Smash}} I'll show you. ''[opens a window and yells at Lenny and Carl]'' Hey, you! Join the Navy! | ||
{{qf|[[Carl]]}} Uh, yeah, all right. | {{qf|[[Carl]]}} Uh, yeah, all right. | ||
{{qf|[[Lenny]]}} I'm in. | {{qf|[[Lenny]]}} I'm in. | ||
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| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Homer}} Wait a minute, Bart's band is brainwashing kids with subliminal messages? That's pretty farfetched, Lisa. |
| + | {{qf|Marge}} Are you sure someone hasn't been bitten by the jealousy bug? | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Here comes the jealousy bug. Gonna git ya! Gonna git ya! | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} Cut it out! You're a grown man! | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} I wanna go home now. | ||
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| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} The [[Statue of Liberty]]! Where are we? |
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| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Homer}} Not "{{ap|Mad|magazine}}"! That's our nation's largest mental illness-themed humor magazine. |
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- Homer: Marge, after a lot of thought, I've decided to run the Springfield Marathon.
- Marge: Oh, please. You get exhausted watching The Twilight Zone marathon! I'm a regular Billy Crystal.
- Bart: [sarcastic] You got that right.
- Lisa: Well, Dad, I think running's good exercise—it adds years to your life.
- Homer: Stay out of this, Lisa. Marge, I've made up my mind. I'll do your job for a day, and you do mine. Then we'll see who has it tougher.
- Bart: Who are you?
- L.T. Smash: Oh, you'll find out, in due time.
- Bart: Well, it says here your name is L. T. Smash.
- L. T. Smash: The time has come. I'm L. T. Smash.
- Homer: Now listen to me, Smash. We're not signing anything. Unless it's a contract.
- L.T. Smash: Bart, I want you to meet 'n' greet the other members of the "Party Posse". He's smart... he's soulful... he's Milhouse!
- Milhouse: What up, G-money?
- L.T. Smash: Next, he'll break your nose, your glasses and your heart... Nelson!
- Bart: Wait, these are just guys from school. Who's next? Ralph Wiggum?
- Ralph: Wheee! I'm a pop sensation.
- Bart: Party Posse, we rule the Earth. The greatest band since music's birth?
- Nelson: Isn't this song a little boastful?
- Milhouse: No one told me there was gonna be boasting.
- Principal Skinner: ... so, from now on anything caught in your zipper will be handled by the school nurse, and not me. And now... are you adequately prepared to rock?
- Kids: Yeah!
- Principal Skinner: Silence! Here they are, the Party Posse!
- Bart: Hello, Springfield! Now here's a song that your principal Skinner doesn't want us to play!
- Kids: Boo!
- Principal Skinner: That's not true! This assembly was my idea. I like your inoffensive brand of pop-rock!
- Bart: Screw you man, we're gonna play it anyway!
- L. T. Smash: Man, they're gonna be big. And you stood in their way!
- Principal Skinner: No I didn't. I even came in early and made orange drink!
- L. T. Smash: Orange drink? What, do you live with your mama?
- Principal Skinner: She lives with me!
- Ralph: I'm wearing a bath robe, and I'm not even sick!
- Homer: "Yvan eht nioj!" Ya gotta love that crazy chorus.
- Lisa: What does it mean?
- Homer: Ah, It doesn't mean anything. It's like Rama Lama Ding-dong or Give Peace a Chance.
- Lisa: There's something weird about this video...
- Marge: None of those girls has had three kids, I can tell you that.
- Lisa: No, something else...
- Lisa: But you have recruiting ads on TV. Why do you need subliminal messages?
- L.T. Smash: Eh, it's a three-pronged attack: subliminal, liminal, and super-liminal.
- Lisa: Super-liminal?
- L.T. Smash: I'll show you. [opens a window and yells at Lenny and Carl] Hey, you! Join the Navy!
- Carl: Uh, yeah, all right.
- Lenny: I'm in.
- Homer: Wait a minute, Bart's band is brainwashing kids with subliminal messages? That's pretty farfetched, Lisa.
- Marge: Are you sure someone hasn't been bitten by the jealousy bug?
- Homer: Here comes the jealousy bug. Gonna git ya! Gonna git ya!
- Lisa: Cut it out! You're a grown man!
- Homer: I wanna go home now.
- Milhouse: The Statue of Liberty! Where are we?
- Homer: Not "Mad"! That's our nation's largest mental illness-themed humor magazine.
