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| + | {{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} If mommy's purse didn't belong in the microwave, why did it fit? | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} You're not supposed to be able to get outside our network. | |
| + | {{qf|Nelson}} You shouldn't have made your password, "password". | ||
| + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} It was the name of the street I grew up on, Password Drive. | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Math? No one told me there would be math! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} We said there would be nothing but math. And your our team captain. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I thought I wouldn't have to do anything, like an Italian cruise captain. | |
| + | {{qf|[[Luigi Risotto]]}} You're lucky that captain isn't here right now! He'd crash his ship all over your house! | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[after Bart uses him to solve a math problem]'' Woo-hoo! I'm part of the solution! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Superintendent Chalmers]]}} Skinner, you did connect all the computers to surge protectors, right? | |
| + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Yes, power strips. | ||
| + | {{qf|Chalmers}} You fool! All surge protectors are power strips but not viceversa! | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Miss Hoover]]}} The teacher's union will not stand for this. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} It'll mean less work for you. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Miss Hoover}} Really? I didn't think I could do less work. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} And now, someone who really loves math... | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Math? I thought they said meth. Drug reference! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Professor Frink}} Do you even know what you're here for? | |
| + | {{qf|Krusty}} What's to know? They send a limo, I get in, it takes me somewhere, I turn on the news to see what I did. | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I feel like Beethoven after Charles Grodin accepted him as his pet. | |
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| + | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} ''[after a power surge]'' Was that us? | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} No, sir. | ||
| + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} ''[Chuckles]'' I love it when it's not us. | ||
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- Ralph Wiggum: If mommy's purse didn't belong in the microwave, why did it fit?
- Principal Skinner: You're not supposed to be able to get outside our network.
- Nelson: You shouldn't have made your password, "password".
- Principal Skinner: It was the name of the street I grew up on, Password Drive.
- Bart: Math? No one told me there would be math!
- Lisa: We said there would be nothing but math. And your our team captain.
- Bart: I thought I wouldn't have to do anything, like an Italian cruise captain.
- Luigi Risotto: You're lucky that captain isn't here right now! He'd crash his ship all over your house!
- Homer: [after Bart uses him to solve a math problem] Woo-hoo! I'm part of the solution!
- Superintendent Chalmers: Skinner, you did connect all the computers to surge protectors, right?
- Principal Skinner: Yes, power strips.
- Chalmers: You fool! All surge protectors are power strips but not viceversa!
- Miss Hoover: The teacher's union will not stand for this.
- Principal Skinner: It'll mean less work for you.
- Miss Hoover: Really? I didn't think I could do less work.
- Professor Frink: And now, someone who really loves math...
- Krusty the Clown: Math? I thought they said meth. Drug reference!
- Professor Frink: Do you even know what you're here for?
- Krusty: What's to know? They send a limo, I get in, it takes me somewhere, I turn on the news to see what I did.
- Homer: I feel like Beethoven after Charles Grodin accepted him as his pet.
- Mr. Burns: [after a power surge] Was that us?
- Waylon Smithers: No, sir.
- Mr. Burns: [Chuckles] I love it when it's not us.
