List of vulgar words

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This is a list of vulgar words in The Simpsons.

Words

Word	Number of times heard	First heard
Bastard	19 (+3 objects)	"Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"
Bitch	7	"The Seemingly Never-Ending Story"
Bitchin'	3	"I, D'oh-Bot"
Bloody	Unknown	"Bart's Dog Gets an F"
Frickin'	2	"Homer and Apu"
Shite	1	"Fraudcast News"
Skank	2	"Take My Wife, Sleaze"
Wanker	2	"Trash of the Titans"

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"	Bart Simpson	Bastard	"So, any idea where this bastard lives?"
"Bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard bastard!"
Homer Simpson	"Holy moly, the bastard's rich!"
"Bart's Dog Gets an F"	Emily Winthrop	Bloody	"PULL THE BLOODY CHAIN, BOY!"
Bitch	"You son of a bitch!"

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"Bart the Lover"	Homer Simpson	Various	None heard fully, though there were four instances when Homer had to use the Swear Jar

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"Rosebud"	C. J. Ramone	Bastard	"Go to Hell, you old bastard!"
"Treehouse of Horror IV"	Homer Simpson	"Bastard! He's always one step ahead!
"The Last Temptation of Homer"	Man	"Thanks for poisoning the planet, bastard!"
"Homer and Apu"	James Woods	Frickin'	"Why you frickin', no good, mother [bleep] [bleep] cheese!"

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"Trash of the Titans"	Adam Clayton	Wanker	"Wankers."

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"Take My Wife, Sleaze"	Marge Simpson	Skank	"And when you get a job interview, try not to call your employer a punk or a skank."
Ramrod	Skank	"Ohh, don't call him skank."
"Missionary: Impossible"	Homer Simpson	Wanker	"If they're not having a go at a bird, they're having a row with a wanker!"

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"Treehouse of Horror XIV"	Pizza boy	Bastard	Aw, you miserable bastard.
"I, D'oh-Bot"	Ned Flanders	Bitchin'	"That is one bitchin' bike!"
"Fraudcast News"	Groundskeeper Willie	Shite	"Check out the Willie world news. I review the new tractors. They're all shite."

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"Wedding for Disaster"	Homer Simpson	Bastard	Why you little bastard!

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"The Girl Who Slept Too Little"	Alexander Graham Bell	Bitch	"Read the patent number, bitch!"
"The Seemingly Never-Ending Story"	Mr. Burns	"Dream on, bitch."
"Regarding Margie"	Marge Simpson	"I don't want that judgmental bitch in my house!"

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"Kill Gil, Volumes I & II"	Homer Simpson	Bastard	"Give back that holiday cheer, you bastard!"

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"Husbands and Knives"	Alan Moore	Bloody	"Have you seen what those bloody corporations do?"

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"American History X-cellent"	Mr. Burns	Bastard	"I had a little left between my toes. It quickly multiplied, and now I'm a bigger bastard than ever."
"To Surveil With Love"	Megan	Bitchin'	"Let's get a bitchin' new perm on Daddy's credit card!"
"Judge Me Tender"	Ralph Wiggum	Unknown	Ralph lets off a stream of supposed swear words which are edited out with bleeps.

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"The Fool Monty"	Man	Bitch	"Dance, you sons of bitches!"

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"The Falcon and the D'ohman"	Wayne Slater	Bastard	"Die, you fascist bastard!"
"Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts"	Jimbo Jones	Bitch	"You're in my coalmine now, bitches."
"Treehouse of Horror XXII"	Bart Simpson (as a Rigellian)	Bitchin'	"Woah-ho-ho-ho! Check out this bitchin' bod'!"
Rigellian taxi driver	Bastard	"Suit yourself, you one-eyed bastard."
"Replaceable You"	Howard, Jr.	Frickin'	"If we don't have a frickin' funeral soon, people, you can say goodbye to Howard's Flowers!"
"The Ten-Per-Cent Solution"	Krusty the Clown	Bitch	"If a woman does it, she's a bitch."
"The Daughter Also Rises"	Man driving car	Bastard	"Lucky bastard!"
"How I Wet Your Mother"	Homer Simpson	Bitch	"Karma's a bitch, karma!"

Level name	Character	Word	Sentence
Bargain Bin	Will Wright	Bitch	"I'm Will Wright, bitch!"

Word	Name	Episode name
Bastard	Li'l Bastard Clock-Tampering Kit	"The Boy Who Knew Too Much"
Lil' Bastard Mischief Kit	"The Joy of Sect"
Lil' Bastard Brainwashing Kit