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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} ''[to Lisa]'' The [[Dr. Hibbert|Dr.]] gave us this machine to help him breathe in his sleep, go to bed, I'll take care of him. | |
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:''[Lisa goes back to her bedroom.]'' | :''[Lisa goes back to her bedroom.]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[wheezing in his sleep]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Oh no, oh my god, oh, holy moly, it's not wor-no good, no good, oh, aah, what'll I do?!? what'll I do?!? oh, breathe, Homie, breathe. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|{{ch|Jeff Ross}}}} Krusty is to comedy what Martin Luther King is to comedy. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} I'm a sad, tragic clown, like what's-his-name... Liberace. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Krusty the Clown}} How can they say I'm past my prime? Me, the voice of Ovaltine. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Krusty the Clown}} No one told me this roast would treat me the same way as every roast I've ever seen and laughed at. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I want you to binge watch all the shows you've ever done. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty the Clown}} I've never said no to a binge. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Rabbi Krustofski]]}} What did the burning bush say? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty the Clown}} It said ow! Put me out! How many talking bushes do you think there are? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Krusty the Clown}} ''[Watching an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon]'' Oh, my God! Who's responsible for this monstrosity? | |
:''[an "Executive Produced by Krusty the Clown" title appears]'' | :''[an "Executive Produced by Krusty the Clown" title appears]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty the Clown}} ''[On video]'' I did everything! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} I hear the language on these roasts gets a little... B-L-U-E. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Huh? | |
:''[Marge points at hair]'' | :''[Marge points at hair]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Oh! | |
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| + | {{qf|Homer}} Honey, you can't insulate me from life. I could live for a hundred years or get hit by a bus tomorrow. That's why I never plan more than four seconds ahead. | ||
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- Marge: [to Lisa] The Dr. gave us this machine to help him breathe in his sleep, go to bed, I'll take care of him.
- [Lisa goes back to her bedroom.]
- Homer: [wheezing in his sleep]
- Marge: Oh no, oh my god, oh, holy moly, it's not wor-no good, no good, oh, aah, what'll I do?!? what'll I do?!? oh, breathe, Homie, breathe.
- Jeff Ross: Krusty is to comedy what Martin Luther King is to comedy.
- Krusty the Clown: I'm a sad, tragic clown, like what's-his-name... Liberace.
- Krusty the Clown: How can they say I'm past my prime? Me, the voice of Ovaltine.
- Krusty the Clown: No one told me this roast would treat me the same way as every roast I've ever seen and laughed at.
- Bart: I want you to binge watch all the shows you've ever done.
- Krusty the Clown: I've never said no to a binge.
- Rabbi Krustofski: What did the burning bush say?
- Krusty the Clown: It said ow! Put me out! How many talking bushes do you think there are?
- Krusty the Clown: [Watching an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon] Oh, my God! Who's responsible for this monstrosity?
- [an "Executive Produced by Krusty the Clown" title appears]
- Krusty the Clown: [On video] I did everything!
- Marge: I hear the language on these roasts gets a little... B-L-U-E.
- Homer: Huh?
- [Marge points at hair]
- Homer: Oh!
- Homer: Honey, you can't insulate me from life. I could live for a hundred years or get hit by a bus tomorrow. That's why I never plan more than four seconds ahead.
