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Ruffing It

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Ruffing It
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Bart Royale
Requirement(s): Act 3
Required characters: Homer, Moe, Lisa, The Simpsons Family
Optional characters: See Pt. 2
Previous quest(s): D'oh-parture Zone Pt. 1
Next quest(s): More Gas

Ruffing It is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Bart Royale content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer - Confused I've got no Wi-Fi. My myPad battery is dead. How is a binge-watcher supposed to survive in his fortress?!
Water Baron Burns - Devious With my power plant workers frolicking in play forts and bungling in jungle gyms, I've switched my business plan from controlling all power to controlling all the water.
General Bart - Shout The town won't stand for it and neither will I!
Water Baron Burns You're right, annoying urchin. Rather, the town will KNEEL.
Water Baron Burns - Devious For you see, I have struck a deal with these ruffians you have cast aside. They protect me from your squabbles and I provide them with the essentials long denied them.
Task: "Place Ruffian Fort".
Task: "Destroy Ruffian Fort Defenses" (x25).
Quest reward: Gas Can25 and XP10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer That'll teach them “roofies” to mess with Springfield!
Water Baron Burns - Annoyed Blast! Well, “RUFFIANS”, what are you going to do about it?
Mumbles *mumbles unintelligibly*
Bootsie He said, “Great consideration is being employed towards our response and will be determined upon completion of proper hydration.”
Water Baron Burns - Angry Don't just dilly-dally the day away. Hit them back! Damage their hovels and you'll have all the water you could want.
Task: "Make Youngsters Fortify" (x4). The jobs take place at the Mega Playscape and take 4 hours.
Task: "Make Adults Fortify" (x4). The jobs take place at the Junk Base and take 4 hours.
Quest reward: Gas Can25 and XP10

Adults consist of:

Mountain Man, Ice Bishop of Beverly Hills, Crazy Iguana Lady, Hellfish Abe, Hellfish Burns, Pyro, Homer, Krusty, Cletus, Willie, and Moe

Youngsters consist of:

Wendell Borton, Erik, Jeremy Jailbird, Pita, Peta, Bart, Milhouse, Martin, Nelson, and Ralph

Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer All this fighting is thirsty work. Moe, do you deliver?
Moe Sure. But you should know that given the stranglehold Burns-ey has on water, people been turning to your favorite suds for their hydratin'.
Moe Finally, all those uppity types gotta look ol' Moe in his good eye and ask for help. What am I sayin'? I got no good eye. They'z both dead.
Task: "Make Moe Deliver to the “Front”". The job takes place at the Junk Base and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Unlock Emperor Moe".
Quest reward: Gas Can25 and XP10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa - Shouting Isn't anyone going to stop this? It's turning Springfield into a dystopian nightmare!
Emperor Moe Hey some of us do quite well in a society of “non-traditional” rule.
Lisa - Shouting At the expense of everyone else!
Water Baron Burns Well, little Sally Socialist, that is not how the world works. Everyone desires something and anyone that controls what is desired will rise to the top of the heap… and then they can crush that heap.
Task: "Make Lisa Figure Out What Springfield Really Desires". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Lisa - Curious Civilization has been cast aside, we barely have food, water, and power. People are happier fighting and living in a practically medieval world.
Lisa - Annoyed It's almost Game of Thorns-times. Of course! Everyone goes crazy watching it and they're all anticipating the next season…
Lisa - Surprised That's it!
Quest reward: Gas Can25 and XP10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa Bart, Dad, if this fighting isn't settled you will both suffer the consequences.
Homer - Thoughtful What consequences could we suffer? Knee scrapes? Torn pants?
Bart - Laughing Big deal. Someone might see my underwear. *laughs*
Lisa If this fighting doesn't end… everyone involved will miss out on the next season of Game of Thorns.
Homer - Sarcastic Psh, the DVR will record it. We won't miss a thing.
Lisa I will yell out endings and spoil every episode.
Homer - Aah Aaaaaahhh!
Task: "Make Simpsons Settle Differences" (x3). The jobs take place at the Simpson House and take 4 hours.
Lisa I'm glad everyone settled their differences and we worked out a way for Bootsie and friends to watch as well.
Lisa Now, I can look forward to a normal life. At least what passes for normal in Springfield anyway.
Bootsie We don't miss a moment streaming from the library. Sure beats watchin' from a tree limb outside Homer's bedroom window every week.
Homer - Dreamy The dragons are the coolest.
Bart - Rolling Eyes No way man, the zombies are the coolest!
Homer - Angry *chokes Bart* I'll zombie you!
Message You have completed the event story! Keep clearing Ruffians and Assaulting to expand your bases!
Quest reward: Gas Can50 and XP20