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Rod And Todd

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Rod And Todd
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 32
Update: Level 32
Required characters: Homer
Rod
Todd
Ned
Marge
Lisa
Previous quest(s): Rod And Todd Prelude
Next quest(s): Bread And Putter Pt. 1

Rod And Todd is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 32 content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Aw, Sir Putt-A-Lot's! You know, Bart -- you were conceived on this minigolf course. Right there in that castle and/or windmill.
Bart I know. And I'm pretty sure your constantly telling me that story is why I'm the way I am.
Homer So you wanna play a round of mini-golf with your old man?
Bart No, I came to vandalize the bathroom. Help me open this door, will ya?
Rod Bart? Bart's daddy?
Todd Where are we?
Bart Rod and Todd?! Quick, close the door again!
Homer What are you two doing here?
Todd We were in the bathroom washing our hands because we accidentally made an obscene gesture.
Rod From now on when we sing, "Where is pointer finger?" we're not going to ask about any other fingers!
Todd Before we could scrub the sin away, there was an explosion and we got trapped inside.
Bart I bet that was my toilet cherry bomb.
Homer Or when I blew up the whole town.
Bart The important thing is that they were gone for a long long time, and we were responsible.
Tasks: "Make Rod Go Home" and "Make Todd Go Home". The tasks take place at the Flanders House and take 4 hours.
Ned Oh, my boys! The Good Lord brought you back to me!
Rod I saw mommy in a bright light. She told me to go back and that I'd see her again when it was my time.
Todd - Cheerful I saw a black, featureless abyss!
Ned Well, don't worry, boys. I'll make sure nothing ever happens to you again.
Rod and Todd Yay, nothing!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
Ned Excuse me, Lisa? I have to pick up more child-proofing supplies. Could ya watch the boys while I'm out?
Lisa Sure, Mr. Flanders. Is there anything I should know?
Ned Well, they've been lying on the couch for the last three hours...
Lisa So you want me to get them up and do something active?
Ned NO! Nothing active! But, in another hour, could you roll 'em on to their tummies so they don't get couch-sores?
Lisa *SIGHS* Five bucks an hour is five bucks an hour.
Task: "Make Lisa Babysit Rod and Todd". The task takes place at the Flanders House, requires Rod and Todd, takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
Marge Ned, I've been talking to Lisa and I'm concerned about Rod and Todd.
Ned That's mighty neighborino-ly of you, but don't worry!
Ned My boys are home-schooled and home-churched -- they never leave the bubble-wrapped walls of my house.
Marge Don't you think you're being a little overprotective? Kids need to play in the fresh air and sunshine.
Ned I suppose I should let the boys go out for a little to enjoy our great, green earth. After all, God spent a whole week making it.
Marge Exactly, sort of. Boys, why don't you go outside and play on something safe and fun like a see-saw.
Todd Yay! First I'll be closer to God, then you'll be closer to God...
Rod Then I'll be closer to God, then you'll be closer to God...
Todd Then I'll be closer to--
Marge WE GET IT!
Tasks: "Place a See-Saw" and "Make Rod and Todd Play on the See-Saw". The task takes place at a See-Saw and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Rod's exclamation mark
Rod - Sad Daddy! I got a splinter!
Ned Oh no, where?
Rod - Sad In my pant cuff!
Todd - Sad A breeze riffled my hair. Now, my part is crooked.
Ned I knew it was a mistake to let you boys go outside! I've got to get you to the doctor, ASAP!
Todd - Terrified But you said doctors were godless heathens we should never listen to.
Ned No, that's scientists.
Tasks: "Make Rod Go for a Checkup" and "Make Todd Go for a Checkup". The tasks take place at Hibbert Family Practice and take 10 minutes.
Dr. Hibbert It's a good thing you brought the boys in when you did, Ned. A few more days, and it would have been too late. *chuckles*
Ned Good heavens! What would have happened?
Dr. Hibbert They would have been permanently and irreparably... turned into weirdoes.
Dr. Hibbert You're smothering these kids, Ned. They need to spend time with their peers.
Ned >But other kids are so... different.
Dr. Hibbert No Ned, your kids are so different. They could use a dose of other-kid-ness, stat.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
Ned Okay boys, this is it. -- your first day of public school.
Rod - Sad I'm scared of public school! They're going to teach us that the Garden of Eden was the dinosaurs' house before Adam and Eve lived there!
Todd - Sad And that Christmas's real name is Holidays.
Ned Now boys, just because someone teaches you something, doesn't mean you have to learn it!
Ned When I took science classes as a kid, I'd just sing hymns in my head or write bible verses on the roof of my mouth with the tip of my tongue.
Ned And I never absorbed any of that Evolution nonsense. I'm only kinda sure where babies come from.
Tasks: "Make Rod Go to School" and "Make Todd Go to School". The tasks take place at Springfield Elementary and take 6 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 6

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
Ned Boys, you've been going to school for a whole week. For that you get a special treat!
Ned Sunday School!
Rod and Todd Yay!
Todd I hope we play Crucifictionary. I'm good at drawing "scrourging"!
Tasks: "Make Rod Go to Sunday School" and "Make Todd Go to Sunday School". The tasks take place at the First Church of Springfield and take 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 7

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa Hey Rod, do you wanna climb on the monkey bars?
Rod Are they called that because the God of Evolution is monkeys?
Lisa No! It's because it's fun to climb on them, like a monkey.
Rod And if I do, you promise I won't evolve?
Lisa I'm pretty sure that won't happen.
Rod Yay! Static universe!
Tasks: "Place Monkey Bars" and "Make Rod Swing on the Monkey Bars". The task takes place at a Monkey Bars and takes 24 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 8

After tapping on Todd's exclamation mark
Todd Hi Bart. What's that in your hand?
Bart Squishee, collosal size.
Rod It's so green and glowy!
Bart It's their new flavor, alien berry. Wanna try it? It'll blow your mind.
Todd Okay.
Rod That has sugar, Todd! It causes cavities.
Bart Pfft, that link has never been proven. Go ahead, Todd. See? Sugar doesn't do anything. Now if I could just get my Squishee back...
Todd No! It's mine! MINE!
Bart Whoa.
Rod Todd? You sound like you're possessed! I better brush up on demon banishing by playing Bible Blaster.
Todd The straw is too skinny. It's not getting in my mouth fast enough!
Bart Hey, maybe you should slow down...
Todd Maybe you should shut up or I'll punch your face off!
Tasks: "Make Rod Play Bible Blaster" and "Make Todd Eat Sugar". Rod's task takes place at the Flanders House and both tasks take 8 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 9

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa Hi Rod, what are you doing?
Rod Praying for forgiveness. I've committed the sin of jealousy. Toward you.
Lisa Me?! Why?
Rod I'm jealous that you get to wear mommy clothes.
Lisa Oh.
Rod Do you want to play "Try-on-each-other's-shoes?"
Lisa Um, you should probably just get back to your praying.
Task: "Make Rod Pray". The task takes place at the Flanders House and takes 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 10

After tapping on Todd's exclamation mark
Todd Why is my straw making that horrible sound?
Bart You've come to the bottom of the cup. You're all out of Squishee.
Todd Oh. Can you take me to where I get more?
Bart Sorry, I have to get going... Ow! Hey, you're strong! *choking* My larynx!
Todd Take me to the Squishee. Now!
Bart *gasping* Yes, sir.
Task: "Make Todd Shop at the Kwik E Mart". The task takes place at the Kwik-E-Mart and takes 60 minutes.
Apu Here you boys go -- two Super-Colossal Squishees.
Todd Thank you! I wish you believed in the real god so you could sell Squishees in heaven!
Apu - Angry Young man, your casual dismissal of the sacred beliefs of myself and millions of others frightens and sickens me.
Apu - Angry So take your Frequent Squishee-Drinkers punch card and...
Apu - Happy Come again!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10