Gobble, Gobble, Toil and Trouble

Gobble, Gobble, Toil and Trouble

Tapped Out Quest Information

Level:	5
Update:	Gobble, Gobble, Toil and Trouble
Required characters:	Homer
Optional characters:	Tribal Chief, Ned, Marge, Quimby, Lenny, Apu, Wiggum, Cletus, Krusty, Dr. Hibbert, Comic Book Guy, Grampa, Skinner, Willie, Moe
Previous quest(s):	King-Sized Judgement

Gobble, Gobble, Toil and Trouble is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Gobble, Gobble, Toil and Trouble content update.

Dialogue

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
	My son, I couldn't help overhearing. Judging this contest is a grave responsibility. I will send you on a vision quest to decide if this task is yours.
	Great Tribal Chief, you are noble and true. Hand over the funky peyote and I will go on my trip... I mean "quest."
	The spirits of your ancestors will guide you. Meanwhile, I'll have more time to work on my awesome smoked turkey recipe.
Message	The Tribal Chief has returned to Springfield to distract you with a vision quest.
Task: "Make Homer Go on a Vision Quest". The job takes 60 minutes. Task: "Gather Drumsticks" (x20).
	What an amazing vision. The spirits showed me a simple path to better health, less drinking, higher income, and a richer and more fulfilling life.
	Anyway, back to gobbling massive amounts of turkey.
Message	You've unlocked Homer's "Receive a Ghost Heimlich" animated job!
Quest reward: 100 and 10 Homer's "Receive a Ghost Heimlich" Animated Job

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
	Mmm, your smoked turkey is delicious, Tribal Chief. A definite contender.
	Dad, you've already tasted the turkey, why are you eating all the rest of it?
	Tribal Chief told me to.
	Our people believe no part of the animal should go to waste.
	Also, if he fills up on my turkey, maybe he won't have room to eat and judge anyone else's.
	You don't know much about my dad, do you?
	Oh no! He's choking on the wishbone. Someone save him!
	No, Lisa. Our people believe that when your ancestors call you to the Great Beyond, a brave warrior should go willingly.
	Also, if he dies after judging only my entry I win automatically.
Task: "Make Ghost Homer Give Real Homer a Heimlich". The job takes 3 hours. Task: "Gather Drumsticks" (x80).
	Phew, thanks, Ghost Me. You always have our back.
Quest reward: 100 and 10 The Vast Waistband

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
	How do you lak my turkey, Your Honor?
	It tastes like a hillbilly.
	I soaks it in XXX white lightnin' then cooks it in the barn so it absorbs the aroma of donkey and chicken making.
	Cletus, get yer cookin' stuff out of the barn. Where are the kids supposed to play, do their homework, and sleep?
	The contest is going swimmingly, unlike one of my previous girlfriends. Turkeys are coming in from every Springfielder.
	Then it's time to get serious. Marge, let out my pants.
	I let them out as much as I can. The sewing machine refuses to work when it sees me coming with your pants.
	Then it's time to visit the professionals.
Task: "Make Homer Visit the Vast Waistband". The job takes place at The Vast Waistband and takes 7 hours. Task: "Gather Drumsticks" (x70).
	Clear your palate, Judge. We have another truckload of Springfielder turkey incoming.
	A truckload?! This simple dinner table doesn't give me enough range to eat as much and as fast as I need.
	However, I have come up with plans for a much more sophisticated device.
	It's a circle with little food scribbles on it...
	It is a three hundred and sixty degree buffet that I sit inside.
	I will have achieved man's greatest dream: to have food coming at him from every direction.
Quest reward: 100 and 10 360 Degree Buffet Table

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
	As a vegetarian, I cannot cook turkey, but I would like to submit this entry made of Kwik-E-Mart Brand Tofurkey.
	Why, Apu? Indians don't even celebrate Thanksgiving.
	No, but we are incredibly competitive.
	Also, I am desperate to promote Kwik-E-Mart Tofurkey, because no one on earth is buying it.
	Fine, place it at position south by southwest on my buffet. That's where the weird indie stuff goes.
Task: "Make Homer Enjoy a 360 Degree Buffet". The job takes place at the 360 Degree Buffet Table and takes 4 hours. Task: "Gather Drumsticks" (x100).
	I never thought I'd say this, but I only want to eat nine or ten more whole turkeys.
	No time to wimp out now, Judge. Another container of turkeys is coming off the ship.
	Ship?! I thought this was a Springfield competition.
	Uh, there were some billionaire contributors to my campaign who demanded a chance to win.
	Fret not, Homer. I have an invention that will increase your already impressive rate of gobbling by 200%.
	I call it the Turkey Stuffer. The indicates that it is not a device for placing stuffing into turkeys, but rather for stuffing turkeys into a human being.
	Like all true science, it is an utter abomination against God's order.
Quest reward: 100 and 10 Turkey Stuffer

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
	I never want to eat another turkey.
	I hate it so much.
	The very thought of turkey sickens me.
	The latest batch is ready for judging.
	Hey, where's that machine that helps me gobble turkeys?
Task: "Make Homer Eat Turkey at Maximum Efficiency". The job takes place at the Turkey Stuffer and takes 16 hours.
	Homer, it's time for you to pick the winner of the first and hopefully last ever Springfield Turkey Contest!
	Homer? Homer?!
	He's asleep. He's eaten so much tryptophan he'll probably be out for a month.
	If the judge can't decide, the winner is the tribal chief who had his turkey eaten first. That's me!
	I don't recall that rule. But I hate recalls.
	So, like all Springfield contests, the prize goes to the person who cheated hardest.
Message	Congratulations on completing Gobble, Gobble, Toil and Trouble! But the story doesn't end here. Check out how King-Size Homer deals with his new girth.
Quest reward: 100 and 10 King-Size Homer

Task	Character(s)	Time	Location(s)	Reward
Pt. 1
Resurrect a Turkey Recipe	Ned	3h	Simpson House	3, 35
Stress Over Homer's Health	Marge
Get Positive Publicity	Quimby
Push Kwik-E-Mart Brand Tofurkey	Apu
Prepare Icelandic Turkey	Lenny
Smoke a Turkey	Tribal Chief	6, 55
Pt. 2
Prepare a Turkey in the Barn	Cletus	3h	Cletus's Farm	3, 35
Perform "Surgery" on His Turkey	Dr. Hibbert	Brown House
Promote Krusturkeys	Krusty	Krusty Burger
Search "How to Brine a Turkey"	Wiggum	Brown House
Plot to Win the Contest	Tribal Chief	6, 55
Pt. 3
Cook a Barn Turkey	Cletus	3h	Cletus's Farm	3, 35
Baste Turkey with Holy Water	Ned	Flanders House
Try to Order Turkey Online	Comic Book Guy
Stuff a Turkey with Meds	Grampa
Hijack Comic Book Guy's Internets	Tribal Chief	6, 55
Pt. 4
Push Kwik-E-Mart Brand Tofurkey	Apu	3h	Kwik-E-Mart	3, 35
Collect Turkey Bones for His Soup	Willie
Beer-Batter a Turkey	Moe
Use Mother's Secret Recipe	Skinner
Steal People's Turkey	Tribal Chief	6, 55

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