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Quotes

Shorts season 2 Short Quotes

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"Football"

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Homer: Atta boy, Bart! Catch this one and I'll buy you all chocolate milkshakes!

Bart: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy- oof! [Bart hits a tree, a post, then a wall, then misses the ball as he falls on the floor]

Homer: Next time, put a little effort into it, boy!

Homer: Catch this one and we all get chocolate milkshakes!

Homer and Lisa: Faster, Bart, faster!

Bart: [He runs faster]

Homer and Lisa: Fence, Bart, fence!

Bart: [Jumps over a fence]

Homer and Lisa: Ditch, Bart, ditch!

Bart: [Jumps over a pit]

Homer and Lisa: Dog, Bart, dog!

Bart: [Jumps over a barking dog]

Homer and Lisa: Cliff, Bart, cliff!

Bart: [screams as he falls down the cliff, then misses the ball]

Homer: That boy just don't listen.

Homer: Come on, Bart. Catch the ball so we can all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes.

Lisa: Yeah, Bart.

Homer: Start running, boy.

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