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- Bart: One of the most difficult of all human endeavors, the house of cards. Phew.
- [Lisa and Maggie come in the room]
- Lisa: What you doing?
- [the house of cards falls over]
- Lisa: Real unique, Bart. A pile of cards.
- Lisa: Take it easy. Whatever you do, don't get the jitters. One false move, and you're a goner. You're too tense. Reeee-lax!
- [the house of cards falls over]
- Lisa: You've got to learn to listen to our advice.
- Bart: This is one small step for kid, one giant leap for kid-kind.
