I'm Goin' to Praiseland/Quotes
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"I'm Goin' to Praiseland"
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- Nelson: What do you hit them with? There's no mallet!
- Ned: You can stop Satan with your faith.
- Nelson: With my face? You calling me ugly?
- Ned: No, no, no. I think you're beautiful!
- Nelson: Oh, that's it!
- [Ned's buying a run-down Theme Park.]
- The Rich Texan: Aww you are so full of it!? [pause] God's grace that is. It's really sickening! [pause] There aren't more people like you. Now get out! [pause] Your pen. And we'll make it official.
- [Mayor Quimby rolls up in a limo.]
- Mayor Quimby: It is with uh, great pride that I dedicate this new school, sports arena, or attraction.
- [Cuts the ribbon and drives off.]
- Cletus: I'll have the darkety kind.
- Professor Frink: Uh, one chocolate, Mootilda.
- Marge: Could I have a swirl of Chocolate and Vanilla?
- Mootilda: Moooo!? Muh uh!
- Professor Frink: Nonsense, you can do it! [cow kicks frink] Glaaven!
- Ned: Darn teenagers with their beer bottles!
- Homer: [nervously] Yeah... teenagers.
- Lisa: Don't throw this away! It's Rod's first tooth!
- Bart: You're right, we could use this for witchcraft.
