Wikisimpsons:Previously featured comic quotes
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All previously featured comic quotes.
Contents
- 1 June 6, 2013 - July 1, 2013
- 2 May 2, 2013 - June 6, 2013
- 3 April 1, 2013 - May 2, 2013
- 4 March 6, 2013 - April 1, 2013
- 5 February 1, 2013 - March 6, 2013
- 6 January 3, 2013 - February 1, 2013
- 7 December 1, 2012 - January 3, 2013
- 8 November 2, 2012 - December 1, 2012
- 9 October 5, 2012 - November 2, 2012
- 10 September 1, 2012 - October 5, 2012
- 11 August 1, 2012 - September 1, 2012
- 12 July 1, 2012 - August 1, 2012
June 6, 2013 - July 1, 2013
- "Uh-oh. I know that devious look."
- ―Lisa
- "Yes, but this time I'll use my evil genius for good!"
- ―Bart[src]
May 2, 2013 - June 6, 2013
- "Milhouse, are you feeling okay?"
- ―Lisa
- "Nothing that playing my saxophone wouldn't cure."
- ―Milhouse
- "You don't play the sax."
- ―Lisa[src]
April 1, 2013 - May 2, 2013
- "Punchin' people when ya go Christmas carolin' ain't gonna get you no cookies. Just a lotta court orders."
- ―Moe Szyslak[src]
March 6, 2013 - April 1, 2013
- "Kid cops? Now I've seen everything!"
- ―Michael D'Amico
- "Have you ever seen a flying puppy sneeze rainbows?"
- ―Ralph Wiggum
- "What? No!'"
- ―Michael
- "Then I guess you haven't seen everything!"
- ―Ralph
- "Huh? What's wrong with you?"
- ―Michael[src]
February 1, 2013 - March 6, 2013
- "Calm, mes amis. Let's solve this in a judicious way."
- ―Martin
- "I'll bash your head in a jupuci ... jucidip ... judidici ... whatever you said way!"
- ―Kearney[src]
January 3, 2013 - February 1, 2013
- "Bart, you are denser than osmium."
- ―Lisa
- "Meh. I can't be offended by what I don't understand."
- ―Bart[src]
December 1, 2012 - January 3, 2013
- "I'm worried about how aggressive he's getting. We may have to kennel him until we find out what's wrong."
- ―Marge
- "Which one? Homer or Santa's Little Helper?"
- ―Bart[src]
November 2, 2012 - December 1, 2012
- "Jimbo, do you and your friend like wieners?"
- ―Carol Jones
- "Yeah, Mom. And if you wanna call 'em hot dogs next time, that's cool, too."
- ―Jimbo Jones[src]
October 5, 2012 - November 2, 2012
- "Chief Wiggum, you've failed the city you swore to protect!"
- ―Sideshow Bob, masquerading as Bartman from the future
- "Now see here! I didn't swear to any such thing. And if I did, it was just an empty promise!"
- ―Chief Wiggum[src]
September 1, 2012 - October 5, 2012
- "Know that these "rolling freeze-outs" are largely the result of a power plant mismanagement..."
- ―Mr. Burns
- "This won't stand! My dad works at that plant, and he'll do something!"
- ―Bart
- "...caused by an employee in Sector 7G who hasn't been to work because he didn't want to get out of bed this week."
- ―Mr. Burns
- "Never mind."
- ―Bart[src]
August 1, 2012 - September 1, 2012
- "Mom, can I be a Ninja Assassin when I grow up?"
- ―Bart Simpson[src]
July 1, 2012 - August 1, 2012
- "Help, Bart! Help! I'm stuck, and I have to go to the little boys' room!"
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
