Canyonero
Canyonero
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The Canyonero is the trademark Sport Utility Vehicle (SUV) in The Simpsons. It was endorsed by Krusty the Clown. It is a large, red SUV and was introduced just as the SUV craze began to hit the United States. The design is basically a parody of the large SUV and the style of "I own an SUV, therefore, I own the road" driving. The theme song helps to demonstrate this.
Theme Song
Can you name the truck with four wheel drive, Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five? Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown Canyonero! Canyonero! Hey, hey!
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide, Sixty five tons of American pride! Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports, Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts! Canyonero! Canyonero!
She blinds everybody with her super high beams She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine Canyonero! Canyonero! Canyonero! Whoa, Canyonero! Whoooooaaaa!
