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Weekend at Burnsie's/Quotes

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Ned Flanders: Hi-diddly-ho, Homer.
Homer: Oh my God! This dude does the best Flanders!

Homer: Oops, I thought this was the can, man. Hahahahahahah.
Mr Burns: Well, you're a happy Homer. What's your name, young man?
Homer: You just said it! (Homer starts laughing)
Mr Burns: Hehehe, well if you like that, listen to this. Working hard, or hardly working?

(Homer laughs even harder)


Homer: Hey, I've got a question for you. Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it.
Ned: Well sure of course, he could, but then again… wow as melon scratchers go, that's a honey doodle.
Homer: Now you know what I've been going through.

Marge: Hello…
Homer: Marge, I just realized I'm the "ow" in the word low. And if you tell anyone.
Marge: Honey I like it when you call but we just talked five minutes ago, hang on I've got call waiting… Hello?
Homer: Hey, it's me. I've got Marge on the other line and she is totally bumming me out.

Homer: Oh no, we killed Mr. Burns. Mr. Burns is gonna be so angry!
Season 13 Quotes
Treehouse of Horror XII The Parent Rap Homer the Moe A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love The Blunder Years She of Little Faith Brawl in the Family Sweets and Sour Marge Jaws Wired Shut Half-Decent Proposal The Bart Wants What It Wants The Lastest Gun in the West The Old Man and the Key Tales from the Public Domain Blame It on Lisa Weekend at Burnsie's Gump Roast I Am Furious (Yellow) The Sweetest Apu Little Girl in the Big Ten The Frying Game Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge