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Homer the Vigilante/Quotes

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Season 5 Episode Quotes
091 "$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)"
092
"Homer the Vigilante"
"Bart Gets Famous" 093


Marge: I don't think the guns are a good idea.
Homer: Marge! We're responsible adults and— (*bang)
Moe: Whoops.
Homer: And if a group of responsible adults can't handle firearms in a responsible way—*
Sea Captain: Sorry.*
Skinner: Uh-oh.*
Moe: Me again.*
Bart: Sorry.

Flanders: "Welcome, neighbors. Since the police can't seem to get off their dufferoonies to do something about this burglarino, I think it's time we started our own neighborhood watch... eroony!" (Everyone cheers.)

  • Homer and members of the Vigilante (Moe, Apu, Principal Skinner, & Barney) are patrolling the street they're walking on and see a college student playing a saxophone for money.
Homer: "Hey, you! Where'd you get that saxophone?"
Student: (pause) "Sears."
Homer: "GET HIM!" (They proceed in chasing the student.)

Chief Wiggum: (at the bottom of a big hole) "NO, no, Dig UP Stupid!"

Kent Brockman: "Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charge that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down 80%, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking 900%."
Homer: "Oh people can come up with statistics to prove anything Kent, forfty per cent of all people know that."


Season 5 Quotes
Homer's Barbershop Quartet Cape Feare Homer Goes to College Rosebud Treehouse of Horror IV Marge on the Lam Bart's Inner Child Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood The Last Temptation of Homer $pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) Homer the Vigilante Bart Gets Famous Homer and Apu Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy Deep Space Homer Homer Loves Flanders Bart Gets an Elephant Burns' Heir Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song The Boy Who Knew Too Much Lady Bouvier's Lover Secrets of a Successful Marriage