Wild Wild Willie

Wild Wild Willie

Tapped Out Quest Information

Wild Wild Willie is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Wild West content update. It requires Ordnance Express to be obtained.

Dialogue

After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark
	Finally! There's a gun store in town!
	I've been selling guns here for ages!
	And Bloodbath & Beyond came to town last year.
	Willie either can't, or won't, read. Willie forgets which. The end result is the same, Willie supposes.
	Anyway, this store has a giant gun on the sign. So that's where I'm goin'!
Task: "Build Ordnance Express". It takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Willie Shop For Guns and Ammo". The job takes place at Ordnance Express and takes 6 hours.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark
	Is this the right gun for shooting squirrels on a busy kids' playground?
	It's NRA-approved for just that use! With stopping power like this, you can make an awful lot of kids safe from terrorists. Add this optional hair trigger, and the safety really shoots through the roof!
	Willie's not out to protect kids! Willie can't stand the wee devils!
	I need this gun to stop the squirrels from stealing mah twigs, string and lint. I'm trying to make a nest here, too, after all!
	Ok sir, but there's a waiting period.
	Argh!
Task: "Make Willie Impatiently Wait For a Gun". The job takes place at Willie's Shack and takes 24 hours.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark
	Finally! I got me boomstick and it's time for a proper reckonin'!
	Do these rodents really think they can outsmart Willie…
	…just because their scores on standard intelligence tests are significantly higher than Willie's?
Task: "Make Willie Lie in Wait". The job takes place at Willie's Shack and takes 8 hours.
	Ack, I must've dozed off.
	Me gun! The rodent has run off with it!
	You win this one ya' buck-toothed bedbug.
	Looks like Willie's movin' back to the culvert. Well, I WAS starting to miss the odor of pig farm runoff.
Quest reward: 200 and 20

The quest name is a reference to the steampunk western film Wild Wild West.

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