| The Trial Blazer
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Trial Blazer is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Simpsanos content update. It requires Uncle Zio to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Uncle Zio's exclamation mark
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Uncle Zio! What a surprise to see you in Springfield. *kisses his cheeks*
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You call that a Sicilian kiss? Fah!
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*kisses again* How's that?
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It's like we're on a first date. That's not real Italian. That's Hollywood Italian!
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Uncle Zio, you wound me! We're all about authenticity here. Look at this amazing spread of Italian food we set out for you.
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Bologna sandwiches and cheese balls? Fah!
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Okay, I'm ordering out. Olive Garden or Applebee's?
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| Task: "Make Uncle Zio Reject Italian Food". The job takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Uncle Zio's exclamation mark
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Uncle Zio, you've been fed and now it's time to say goodnight. Buena serra.
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I didn't come all this way to go to bed at seven PM!
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Seven PM is midnight to old men like you.
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Your Aunt Zia passing made me realize that life is too short. I gotta see what the world has to offer after seventy!
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I'm hitching a ride to the Blazing Guy Festival!
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Blazing Guy?! That's for younger people!
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Yes, I've got a bad hip and knees, and I'm taking twelve medications, but I've learned "old" is just a state of mind!
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*under his breath* And you've lost yours.
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| Task: "Make Uncle Zio Hitch a Ride to Blazing Guy". The job takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Uncle Zio's exclamation mark
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Blazing Guy is like Mardis Gras with even less deodorant!
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Hola. I see you are enjoying Blazing Guy, but are you ready to do some real blazing? *wink-wink*
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Huh? Something wrong with your eye?
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As us young people who are definitely NOT undercover law enforcement officers know, the best way to enjoy Blazing Guy is to do some blazing ourselves. *wink-wink*
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There goes that eye again. Oh, wait. I get it!
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I'm sure you do. I happen to have some "herb" that I'd be happy to sell—
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Huh? Where'd you go?
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If Rex Banner is owned: Task: "Make Rex Banner Look For Uncle Zio". The job takes place at Springfield Sardi's and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Uncle Zio Set Tents on Fire". The job takes place at Camping Tent, Pharaoh Tent, Egyptian Tent, Boardwalk Art Tent, Boardwalk Animals Tent, Pavilion Tent 1, Pavilion Tent 2, Pavilion Tent 3, Buzz Cola Tent, Duff Tent, Circus Tent, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Tent, or Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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WOO-HOO! I'm blazing at Blazing Guy!!
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What the hell?! You set my tent on fire, you lunatic!
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Be cool, Joni Mitchell. We're all just "blazin'" here, dig?
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Here. Give her some of this and she'll forget all about you. *hands him baggie*
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It's "oregano". *wink-wink*
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Finally some authentic Italian food in this town.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Uncle Zio's exclamation mark
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Uncle Zio, you're back! How was Blazing Guy?
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Honestly, kind of confusing.
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Uncle Zio, you are under arrest for distributing a controlled substance!
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Uncle Zio, what did you do?
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Nothing except burn some tents down and trade for some bags of oregano.
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Was it *wink-wink* oregano?
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Whadda you think? *wink-wink*
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If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Try to Arrest Uncle Zio". The job takes place at Springfield Sardi's and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Uncle Zio Protest His Innocence". The job takes place at Springfield Sardi's and takes 4 hours.
If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Be Confused About What's Happening". The job takes place at Springfield Sardi's and takes 4 hours.
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Our undercover agent sold you a baggie of "hippie lettuce", which you then distributed to others at Blazing Guy.
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That was oregano!
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Sure, it was. Unless it really was oregano.
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It doesn't matter, Chief because the whole sting was entrapment!
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What do you know?
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I'm a lawyer and I was at Blazing Guy and recorded the whole thing on my cell phone!
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*gasp* The Mob Lawyer!
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Sorry. Did I burn your tent down too, man?
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Yes, but the "oregano" you hooked me up with made up for everything.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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