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Rod And Todd
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Rod And Todd
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Tapped Out Quest Information
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Rod And Todd is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 32 content update.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Aw, Sir Putt-A-Lot’s! You know, Bart -- you were conceived on this minigolf course. Right there in that castle and/or windmill.
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I know. And I’m pretty sure your constantly telling me that story is why I’m the way I am.
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So you wanna play a round of mini-golf with your old man?
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No, I came to vandalize the bathroom. Help me open this door, will ya?
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Bart? Bart’s daddy?
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Where are we?
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Rod and Todd?! Quick, close the door again!
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What are you two doing here?
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We were in the bathroom washing our hands because we accidentally made an obscene gesture.
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From now on when we sing, “Where is pointer finger?” we’re not going to ask about any other fingers!
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Before we could scrub the sin away, there was an explosion and we got trapped inside.
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I bet that was my toilet cherry bomb.
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Or when I blew up the whole town.
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The important thing is that they were gone for a long long time, and we were responsible.
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Tasks: "Make Rod Go Home" and "Make Todd Go Home". The tasks take place at the Flanders House and take 4 hours.
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Oh, my boys! The Good Lord brought you back to me!
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I saw mommy in a bright light. She told me to go back and that I’d see her again when it was my time.
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I saw a black, featureless abyss!
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Well, don’t worry, boys. I’ll make sure nothing ever happens to you again.
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Yay, nothing!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 2
After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
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Excuse me, Lisa? I have to pick up more child-proofing supplies. Could ya watch the boys while I’m out?
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Sure, Mr. Flanders. Is there anything I should know?
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Well, they’ve been lying on the couch for the last three hours...
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So you want me to get them up and do something active?
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NO! Nothing active! But, in another hour, could you roll ‘em on to their tummies so they don’t get couch-sores?
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*SIGHS* Five bucks an hour is five bucks an hour.
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Task: "Make Lisa Babysit Rod and Todd". The task takes place at the Flanders House, requires Rod and Todd, takes 8 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
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Ned, I’ve been talking to Lisa and I’m concerned about Rod and Todd.
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That’s mighty neighborino-ly of you, but don’t worry!
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My boys are home-schooled and home-churched -- they never leave the bubble-wrapped walls of my house.
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Don’t you think you’re being a little overprotective? Kids need to play in the fresh air and sunshine.
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I suppose I should let the boys go out for a little to enjoy our great, green earth. After all, God spent a whole week making it.
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Exactly, sort of. Boys, why don’t you go outside and play on something safe and fun like a see-saw.
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Yay! First I’ll be closer to God, then you’ll be closer to God...
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Then I’ll be closer to God, then you’ll be closer to God...
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Then I’ll be closer to--
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WE GET IT!
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Tasks: "Place a See-Saw" and "Make Rod and Todd Play on the See-Saw". The task takes place at a See-Saw and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
After tapping on Rod's exclamation mark
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Daddy! I got a splinter!
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Oh no, where?
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In my pant cuff!
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A breeze riffled my hair. Now, my part is crooked.
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I knew it was a mistake to let you boys go outside! I’ve got to get you to the doctor, ASAP!
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But you said doctors were godless heathens we should never listen to.
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No, that’s scientists.
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Tasks: "Make Rod Go for a Checkup" and "Make Todd Go for a Checkup". The tasks take place at Hibbert Family Practice and take 10 minutes.
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It’s a good thing you brought the boys in when you did, Ned. A few more days, and it would have been too late. *chuckles*
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Good heavens! What would have happened?
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They would have been permanently and irreparably… turned into weirdoes.
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You’re smothering these kids, Ned. They need to spend time with their peers.
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>But other kids are so… different.
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No Ned, your kids are so different. They could use a dose of other-kid-ness, stat.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
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Okay boys, this is it. -- your first day of public school.
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I’m scared of public school! They’re going to teach us that the Garden of Eden was the dinosaurs’ house before Adam and Eve lived there!
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And that Christmas’s real name is Holidays.
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Now boys, just because someone teaches you something, doesn’t mean you have to learn it!
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When I took science classes as a kid, I’d just sing hymns in my head or write bible verses on the roof of my mouth with the tip of my tongue.
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And I never absorbed any of that Evolution nonsense. I’m only kinda sure where babies come from.
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Tasks: "Make Rod Go to School" and "Make Todd Go to School". The tasks take place at Springfield Elementary and take 6 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 6
After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
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Boys, you’ve been going to school for a whole week. For that you get a special treat!
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Sunday School!
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Yay!
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I hope we play Crucifictionary. I’m good at drawing “scrourging”!
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Tasks: "Make Rod Go to Sunday School" and "Make Todd Go to Sunday School". The tasks take place at the First Church of Springfield and take 12 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 7
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Hey Rod, do you wanna climb on the monkey bars?
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Are they called that because the God of Evolution is monkeys?
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No! It’s because it’s fun to climb on them, like a monkey.
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And if I do, you promise I won’t evolve?
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I’m pretty sure that won’t happen.
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Yay! Static universe!
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Tasks: "Place Monkey Bars" and "Make Rod Swing on the Monkey Bars". The task takes place at a Monkey Bars and takes 24 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 8
After tapping on Todd's exclamation mark
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Hi Bart. What’s that in your hand?
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Squishee, collosal size.
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It’s so green and glowy!
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It’s their new flavor, alien berry. Wanna try it? It’ll blow your mind.
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Okay.
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That has sugar, Todd! It causes cavities.
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Pfft, that link has never been proven. Go ahead, Todd. See? Sugar doesn’t do anything. Now if I could just get my Squishee back...
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No! It’s mine! MINE!
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Whoa.
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Todd? You sound like you’re possessed! I better brush up on demon banishing by playing Bible Blaster.
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The straw is too skinny. It’s not getting in my mouth fast enough!
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Hey, maybe you should slow down...
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Maybe you should shut up or I’ll punch your face off!
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Tasks: "Make Rod Play Bible Blaster" and "Make Todd Eat Sugar". Rod's task takes place at the Flanders House and both tasks take 8 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 9
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Hi Rod, what are you doing?
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Praying for forgiveness. I’ve committed the sin of jealousy. Toward you.
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Me?! Why?
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I’m jealous that you get to wear mommy clothes.
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Oh.
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Do you want to play “Try-on-each-other’s-shoes?”
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Um, you should probably just get back to your praying.
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Task: "Make Rod Pray". The task takes place at the Flanders House and takes 60 minutes.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 10
After tapping on Todd's exclamation mark
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Why is my straw making that horrible sound?
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You’ve come to the bottom of the cup. You’re all out of Squishee.
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Oh. Can you take me to where I get more?
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Sorry, I have to get going… Ow! Hey, you’re strong! *choking* My larynx!
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Take me to the Squishee. Now!
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*gasping* Yes, sir.
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Task: "Make Todd Shop at the Kwik E Mart". The task takes place at the Kwik-E-Mart and takes 60 minutes.
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Here you boys go -- two Super-Colossal Squishees.
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Thank you! I wish you believed in the real god so you could sell Squishees in heaven!
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Young man, your casual dismissal of the sacred beliefs of myself and millions of others frightens and sickens me.
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So take your Frequent Squishee-Drinkers punch card and...
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Come again!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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