- For the episode, see This Little Wiggy.
| This Little Wiggy
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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This Little Wiggy is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was released in the Level 26 content update.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark
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Chief Wiggum, I'd like to report seeing a pant-less vagrant every morning.
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Who is this filthy hobo blighting our good city?
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You!
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Oh, um, well, darn it. I don't have anywhere else to sleep. As police chief, I can't break into the brown house.
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And you can sleep at the school. Where I work is full of criminals.
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So is the school. Build yourself a house. Even Willie has a shack.
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| Task: "Build the Wiggum House". It takes 4 hours.
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| Build: Wiggum House
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| New Character: Ralph
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I Choo-Choo-Choose this reality.
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Ralphie! Thank goodness. Finally, no more horrible me time.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark
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Congratulations, Springfield! With the Wiggum boy back, we've been officially crowned...
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America's Fattest City by Chunky Lovers Magazine!
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We're Number 1! We're Number 1!
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When I do as Mommy says I get a buttersicle.
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Springfield is in a dangerous health crisis. And only one thing can save it - the Internet!
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I need to resume Mom's food blog to encourage this town to eat better.
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I like to eat rainbows!
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| Task: "Make Ralph Eat a Crayon Sandwich". The task takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark
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Little Girl, you have not been replying to my comments on your blog. You would know me as MeisterChef47.
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I deduced that. I keep telling you, I don't know any restaurant that serves baby back tauntaun.
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I do not wish to associate myself with such pretentious garbage.
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Springfield needs a genuinely inspired restaurant to awaken the insipid palate of this town.
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I couldn't possibly take a date to any of the ones we have now... which is why I don't date.
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Yes, I'm sure that's why.
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| Task: "Build El Chemistri Restaurant". It takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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I'm inviting all the, um, big boned of Springfield to try the forged vegetable jellies at El Chemistri.
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It's a diet that will, um, make your bones less big.
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I used to worry about not being able to see my shoes, but that's not a problem now that Ralphie's here to tie them.
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But Ralphie, do you want to try the new restaurant?
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Yay! Chemistri sounds like a magician. I want to eat magic food.
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| Tasks: "Make Ralph Eat at El Chemistri Restaurant" and "Make Wiggum Eat at El Chemistri Restaurant". The tasks take place at El Chemistri and take 4 hours.
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Thanks, Lisa. Now Ralphie and I are off to Krusty Burger for dessert. And what you have before dessert.
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But chief...
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Hey, if I get too thin, people will expect me to actually chase down criminals.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Ralph's exclamation mark
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I like reading your blog, Lisa. Some letters look like giraffes.
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Thanks. Everyone wants to talk to me. I finally understand the appeal of being popular!
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Yay! Can we play?
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Ooo, um, yeah, I'd love to. Just... I'm really busy.
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| Task: "Make Lisa Work on her Blog". The task takes place at the Simpson House and takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 6
| After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark
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Life-threatening weight gain is spreading. Finally, a chance to say "No fatties" on air! Now all I need is a story to put around that.
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| Task: "Make Brockman Do An Undercover Report". The task takes 24 hours.
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...thank you Lisa, the town appreciates that your efforts have taken Springfield from morbidly obese to functionally obese.
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Tubby Tike, do you have any folksiness to add?
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Fire tastes burn-y when I lick it.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 7
| After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
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I'm sorry, Ralphie, but I can't watch you AND ignore my paperwork. Can't you use the power of imagination to not bother me?
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Okay, Daddy. I have a friend who always comes by right after I take a ride in the microwave.
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| Task: "Make Ralph Play Wiggle Puppy". It takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 8
| After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark
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Hi, Chief Wiggum. I was wondering if I can borrow Ralph for a little game of American Patriot Hero.
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Of course. It's good to play with actual people, and not just imaginary characters all the time.
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Now, Ralph, I'll be the brave soldier fighting our enemies, and you can be the flag I raise in victory. Let's go to the flag pole.
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Yay! I get to visit my pigeon pals!
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| Tasks: "Make Nelson Go to School" and "Make Ralph Go to School. The tasks take place at Springfield Elementary and take 6 hours.
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| Quest reward: 750 and 75
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