Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou?/Quotes
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Bart: My dad is such a jerk! I want a baby brother and he said no.
Nelson: Maybe you could trick your parents into making a baby. The way my mom nearly tricked Charles Bartley.
Bart: Trick 'em. I like it! But how?
Ralph: Row-row-row-row-row-row-row-row.
Bart: A romantic dinner! That's a great idea.
(Otto, driving the school bus, knockes into Ralph, sends him flying and crashes into something.)
Otto: Oh my God, I killed Kenny!
Milhouse: Ralph.
Otto: No, I killed Kenny yesterday. What do I do now?
Bart: I can't believe this is how pilgrims lived. (hears music coming from Lisa's room) Huh?
Lisa: When Maggie's nightlight goes out, her onesie becomes a funsie. This announcer has never seen diapers so dapper. (turns off the radio and aims her flash light at Bart) What do you want?
Bart: I want to play with you guys.
Lisa: Fine. (throws him a costume) Get this on in two minutes, lose the attitude, and for God's sake, suck in that pooch.
