They Saved Lisa's Brain/Quotes
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- Carl: Let's make litter out of these literati!
- Lenny: That's too clever, you're one of THEM!
- Homer: You said you were going to make me look sexier, but it's awfully dark in here.
- Photographer: Light is not your friend.
- Comic Book Guy: (dressed as Copernicus) Verily, I declare that the Earth revolves around the sun, and not t'other way round.
- Lindsay Naegle: Stop looking down my blouse, Copernicus!
- Comic Book Guy: Mine eyes doth rove of their own accord.
- Lisa: We are a town of low-brows, no-brows and ignorami. We have eight malls, but no symphony. 32 bars, but no alternative theatre. 16 stores that begin with "Le Sex."
(At the gross-out contest)
- Lisa: This is so embarrassing!
- Marge: Lisa, did anyone force you to come here today?
- Lisa: You.
- Marge: Well, no one's forcing you to stay.
- Lisa: Fine, then I'm leaving.
- Marge: You're not going anywhere.
- Announcer: All right judges. Who is our winner?
- Rainer: (stands up holding paper) The winner is me! for been seen you freaks.
- Homer: Judges can't win the contests! Boo!
- Lenny: You brought us of our dignity! (throws an urinal cake)
- Krusty: Well you-- (the urinal cake hits him in the head and fells on the table and he picks it) Ah! A urinal cake! You sir have crossed the line. (throws a trophy at Lenny who ducks and hits Kirk knocking him out and the other contestants start a riot and throws pudding at the judges)
- Lisa: (in the audience) People stop stop! We're not animals!
(Riot continues and a truck Van Gogh Exhibit stops in the riot)
- Homer: (covers the picture of Van Gogh with pudding) Take that! (Riots tipped the truck over and erupts in flames and they cheer Lisa groans and a pudding splats on her face and wipes it out and another pudding splats on her face)
