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Lisa the Skeptic/Quotes

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Season 9 Episode Quotes
185 "The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons"
186
"Lisa the Skeptic"
"Realty Bites" 187


Lisa: You exploited peoples deepest beliefs just to sell your cheesy wares! Well we are outraged! (To Chief Wiggum) Aren't we?
Chief Wiggum: Oh, uh yeah, I guess so, but look at all the stores! A Pottery Barn!

Lisa: Because it doesn't make any sense at all! If you believe in angels why not unicorns or elves, or leprechauns?
Kent Brockman: Oh that's ridiculous Lisa, everyone knows leprechauns are extinct!

Lisa: I can't stand those morons!
Marge: Maybe so, but I'd appreciate it if you didn't call them morons.
Lisa: But they are morons! What kind of grown person could believe in angels?
Marge: Well, your mother for one.
Lisa: You? But you're an intelligent person, Mom.
Marge: There has to be more to life than just what we see, Lisa. If you can't take a leap of faith every once in a while, well, then I feel sorry for you.
Lisa: Don't feel sorry for me mom, I feel sorry for you.

Carl: I say it's the angel of peace, you idiot!
Lenny: I say it's the angel of mercy, you jerk!
Season 9 Quotes
The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson The Principal and the Pauper Lisa's Sax Treehouse of Horror VIII The Cartridge Family Bart Star The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons Lisa the Skeptic Realty Bites Miracle on Evergreen Terrace All Singing, All Dancing Bart Carny The Joy of Sect Das Bus The Last Temptation of Krust Dumbbell Indemnity Lisa the Simpson This Little Wiggy Simpson Tide The Trouble with Trillions Girly Edition Trash of the Titans King of the Hill Lost Our Lisa Natural Born Kissers