The Simpsons: Tapped Out Krustyland content update

Note: The following information comes from the game files. It may not be present in the released version of the update.

This is information about an upcoming update to The Simpsons: Tapped Out featuring Krustyland. Krustyland will be separate from Springfield and requires you to travel there. This content update will be released in August 2013.

Buildings

Image Name Building time Costs Task Character(s) unlocked when built Level required Krustyland Entrance 6s 20 Dipper Flipper 36h 12,000 Duff Pavilion 36h 25,000 Eyeballs of Death 6s 100 Haunted Condo 24h 10,000 150px Itchy and Scratchy Gift Shop 24h 1,750 Krustyland Hotel 48h 20,000 Krustyland Krusty Burger 24h 650 Mt Krustmore 6s 150 The Food Needle 36h 5,000 150px The Tooth Chipper 5d 32,000 Viking Boat 24h 16,000 Wet and Smokey Stunt Show 36h 7,500 Sleeping Itchy Castle 24h 1,000 Radioactive Man the Ride 24h 2,500 Death Drop 12h 300

Decorations

Decoration Picture Requires Reward Krustyland Shuttle Clown Garbage Can 15 Garbage Can 100 Cotton Candy Stand 400 Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy 500 Krusty Fountain 100 Krustyland Bench 100 Fence 10 Krustyland Tree 125 Krustyland Flowers 100 Pavilion 300 Krustyland Shrub 50 Ring Toss 35 Sideshow You 1,000 Strike Three 500 Whack-A-Mole 50 Wheel of Chance 500 Parking Lot 100px 100px 100px 100px 100px

Characters

Name Description Unlock message Itchy Mascot A mascot for Krustyland. It is 127 degrees inside this humiliating costume. Poochie Mascot A mascot for Krustyland. Always stay in character, and no flirting with pretty moms... TO THE EXTREME! Scratchy Mascot A mascot for Krustyland. I hate this job, kids!

Quests

NPC Tutorial

Hey! Who are all these people? The dregs of humanity... or as we call them here at Krustyland, customers. As we rebuild Krustyland there's gonna be more and more of these losers streaming in. I don't follow… As you improve Krustyland you increase the park's rating on the Krust-O-Meter goes up. A higher Krust-O-Meter rating means more paying customers! So you're saying as the Krust-O-Meter increases, more people will show up at the park? Yep, and when they use the rides they'll accumulate tickets. Just tap on them to collect Free tickets? What a meaningless enticement. Count me in! The task is Reach Rank 1 on Krust-O-Meter (hidden).

The Krusty-est Place On Earth

Part 1

Ugh. Can someone tell me why the same dogs run every race at our track? And why, given that, a TV clown would blow his entire fortune betting on said races? Krusty? You're Broke? No, broke means you have zero. I am millions in debt. If I was only broke, I'd be the richest jerk on earth. Why don't you just re-open Krustyland and make your money back? Krustyland is a mess. They never tell you how expensive the "maintenance" part of a theme park is. Or how when you don't pay "maintenance," and one ride topples onto another ride and careens into a crowded midway, it can also be expensive. Then again, rebuilding Krustyland would be a great way to kill time, and keep people from focusing on more important tasks like work and school. Anything I can do to harm America's productivity. Let's do it! Isn't Krustyland way out of town? How will we get there? Leave that to me! By which I mean, the Sky Finger. Get to it, chump! The task is Build the Krustyland Shuttlebus. Message Tap on the Krustyland Shuttlebus to visit Krustyland The task is Tap the Shuttlebus and go to Krustyland.

Part 2

Aww, the old Krustyland is a dump! Where am I going to find a schmuck fakakta big enough schmuck to fix this mess? Ooh, Yiddish -- that often leads to Latkes Hey, hey! Welcome to Krustyland! Step right up to our newest attraction: Grab That Girder Over There and Drag It, Then Every Other Girder, to Somewhere the Truck Can Get to Them More Easily! Long name. Sounds fun! The task is Make Homer Cleanup Krustyland.

Part 3

I gotta say, Krusty, the girder-dragging ride at Disneyland is better. And why reward me with these stupid tickets? A guy like me is used to getting paid in cold, hard pretend money. Those are Krustyland Tickets! They're like money but more... fun! Hoo Hoo Ha Ha! Also, you're going to need those tickets to rebuild the Krustyland Entrance. So hand 'em over! The task is Build the Krustyland Entrance.

Part 4

The harder it is for people to find their way around a theme park, the less time they spend on its fragile, deadly rides. I need a boneheaded, twisting, counterintuitive layout for this place. Where’s that guy from before. Hi, Mr. The Klown -- I’m that guy from before. I want to once again lodge a complaint about being paid in your personal scrip instead of money. And I look forward to that conversation. Right after you try our latest attraction: Build A Path! The task is Place Krustyland Paths.

Part 5

You know, this theme park is starting to feel a lot like work. But, if I may finish that thought, it’s all worth it when you get your payout of Krustyland Tickets. Is that how that thought finishes? Well, I guess I can’t tell my thoughts what to think. Okay, what’s next? The rides are just a way to bring customers -- or, as we call them in the industry, "Fat Dummies Deserving of What They Get" -- into the park. I didn't know we had a nickname! Pretty sweet. But it's the rigged, unwinnable midway games where you make the real dough. The task is Place the Ring Toss Stall. Message Cletus and Sideshow Mel will now appear in Krustyland when they're not doing jobs in Springfield!

Part 6

Okay, Homer, are you ready to run the Ring Toss stall? Run it? But I want to play! Don't waste your time... the rings aren't big enough to land on any of the prizes. Looks easy enough. Just watch. *clink* Whoops. Okay, just one more. *clink* One more. *clink* One more... Ugh. Looks like I'm going to need someone else to run the stall. The tasks are Make Cletus Run the Ring Toss Stall and Make Homer Play at the Ring Toss Game. Message Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, and Kearney will now appear in Krustyland when they're not doing jobs in Springfield!

Part 7

Krusty, you haven’t rebuilt my favorite ride yet. Where’s the infamous Death Drop? You didn't shut it down just because of one tiny little class action lawsuit filed by five thousand hospitalized children? Ugh. Maybe that one's better left unbuilt. Actually, it's was our safest ride. The task is Build the Death Drop.

Part 8

The Death Drop is ready! Just look at all that beautiful rust. Race you to it! I don't know, Bart. It looks like a big kid ride. Well I suppose I could try it once... if Lisa holds my hand. On the off chance that we survive this ride, no way. I'd never respect my hand again. The tasks are Make Bart Ride the Death Drop, Make Lisa Ride the Death Drop, and Make Milhouse Ride the Death Drop. Woo! That was awesome... I can't wait to ride it again. I'm think I'm done for now... what about you, Milhouse? Milhouse? Uggggh.... I don't feel so good.

Part 9

We've run out of room to build. Guess I'll go back to my regular jobs, of which there are now so many it's a real pain to scroll down the list and find the one you want. Krustyland is out of room? Then you're in luck -- there’s a job for that! The task is Buy a Krustyland Expansion.

Part 10

All this work is making me hungry. Where can I get some food? We could probably scrape together a decent Krusty Burger from what’s in the freezer. Yup, there’s still some "meat" in there. Mmmmm... scraped, quotation-marks meat. The task is Reach Level 21 and Build Krustyland Burger.

Part 11

Woo Hoo! Krusty Burger, here I come! Hey, Bart! Let’s grab a Laffy Meal! It comes with a toy from the movie Green Lantern 2: Seriously, a Second Green Lantern? I'll go on the Death Drop, while you eat a Laffy Meal. We'll see who barfs first! The tasks are Make Homer Eat at Krustyland Burger, Make Bart Ride the Death Drop, and Make Milhouse Eat at Krustyland Burger. Message Martin, Skinner, and Otto will now appear in Krustyland when they're not doing jobs in Springfield!

Part 12

Hey, what gives? People have been on these rides all day and nobody’s dead. We've come to expect a good deal more maiming from our beloved Krustyland. I don’t want to grow up to be one of those guys who doesn't have a childhood story about the kid he knew who died at an amusement park. Hello, Bartholomew! Fancy a go on the ol’ Death Drop with yours truly? Come on, Krusty -- if Martin’s having fun in your park, you KNOW you’re doing something wrong! Everybody chill out. If you want excitement, if you want hair-raising peril, just wait 'til you see my next attraction... the Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy Stall! Oy vey. The tasks are Place the Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy Stall and Make Martin Try Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy. Take THAT!... and THAT! Ow! Hey! You're only allowed to throw balls at the little men! Heh heh heh! Nice going, Martin, you missed every throw, but at least Cletus got a workout. Perhaps I am better suited to another game. Sure. If they ever have a King of the Nerds game, I'm sure it will be right up your alley. Heh heh heh!

Part 13

Krusty, you've lost your edge. Don't say that, kid! I'm an afternoon TV clown. If I'm not making my living on the bleeding edge, my audience of six-year-olds will find someone who is! Here, you want danger? You want risk? How about… The task is Reach Level 22 and Build Sleeping Itchy's Castle.

Part 14

Okay, I admit it! The new Krustyland is safe, family-friendly, and all the other horrible things you say! The guy I suckered into building it just did too good a job. And now I have to find a way to live with the excellent results. I never wanted to be in the business of pleasing people, but that’s the hand I was dealt. So I’m going with it -- Krustyland is going to be the People-Pleasing-est Place On Earth! I'm going to be the first clown in history to make people happy! The task is Make Krusty Get Serious.

Part 15

Hey, I think this Ring Toss game is RIGGED! I've told you that a hundred times! Look, forget it. From now on, no more cheating our schmucks. I mean, our "valued customers". Though it makes my pancake makeup-caked skin crawl to say it, let's build a game that isn't rigged. A real people-pleaser. The task is Place Sideshow You. Argh! No! You built it?! Now any jerk -- I mean, "respected patron" -- can waltz in and get free Tickets. Don't mind if I do! Message You can now play the Balloon Pop game for free Tickets! Message Just tap on Sideshow You and get popping! Message Comic Book Guy will now appear in Krustyland when he's not doing jobs in Springfield!

Part 16

Excuse me? I wish to commemorate my visit here by purchasing Krustyland collectibles. Where are they for sale? Uh, nowhere. I'm trying this new thing where I treat my customers good. And everyone knows collectibles are a huge rip-off, right? On the contrary. With the rise of the modern nerd, limited-edition plastic crap is now a safer investment than gold. I have a mint-in-box vinyl-caped Jawa that is worth more than Delaware. Besides, shopping is all this country is good at anymore. Might as well play to our strengths. One shop, coming up! The task is Reach Level 23 and Build the Gift Shop.

Part 17

Hey, you seem to know a lot about theme parks. You want to help me make Krustyland the best it can be? Not now, I'm shopping for toys. Right. But I'm offering you a highly-paid-- SHOPPING! The task is Make Comic Book Guy Visit the Gift Shop.

Part 18

Uhh, these people are pigs! There's trash all over the place! Maybe we should build some garbage cans. And a recycling station, so people can also reduce their carbon footprints. Recycling? Isn’t that what you do to jokes, gags and bits? You can also do it to trash. Sounds expensive. Let’s stick with the garbage cans. The task is Place Garbage Bins. Message Wiggum, Moleman and Squeaky-Voice Teen will now appear in Krustyland when they're not doing jobs in Springfield!

Part 19

Hold on just a second there, Krusty. I'm here to inspect your rides. And if I know Krustyland, they’re not going to be up to snuff. Actually, Chief, the fella who rebuilt all my rides did a great job. It feels weird to say this, but I think my park is legal. Oh. Well, that stinks. What’s the point in having lawmen if they’re not out there on the street collecting bribes. If you like, I could fake-bribe you with near-worthless park tickets. Gee, would ya? That’d be swell. The task is Make Wiggum Collect Krustyland Bribes.

Part 20

So, I can spend these tickets anywhere in Krustyland, right? Anywhere at all! Blackout dates apply, some attractions excluded, prices subject to the whims of an oft-drunk clown. Sounds great! The tasks are Make Wiggum Eat at Krustyland Burger and Make Wiggum Take Part in a Sing-Along.

Part 21

Listen, Comic Book Guy. You know theme parks. How would you rate mine? I absolutely love it. One-and-a-half stars. Yikes. That's kinda harsh. Well, your rides are dated. They move too much. A truly first-rate modern ride is where you sit in a fake car and watch a 3-D movie that almost convinces you you’re moving in real life. That’s moronic! Also, you need to have a tie-in to a successful movie. Or, as a last resort, a long-running primetime animated TV show. But what money-grubbing TV cartoon would be desperate enough to lend its good name to a ride where you only pretend to be on a ride? A good point. Surely that would never happen. Well, we can always try for a movie tie-in. The task is Reach Level 24 and Build Radioactive Man: The Ride.

Part 22

a I doubt these seats will support my ample frame, but as Radioactive Man would say "up and atom." ...except, of course, in issue 37 where his catchphrase was erroneously printed as "up and at 'em." Cool! A Radioactive Man ride! Let's go Milhouse! Gah! Children, at a theme park? Is no place sacred? The tasks are Make Comic Book Guy Ride the Radioactive Man Ride, Make Bart Ride the Radioactive Man Ride, and Make Milhouse Ride the Radioactive Man Ride.

Part 23

I have discovered another glaring omission in your park -- no mascots. Children and creepy adults need someone to sign their autograph books. Right, right. I always get my mascot guys on loan from the prison. Cons work cheap, and they're used to wearing masks The tasks are Hire a Krustyland Mascot and Build Springfield Penitentiary.

Part 24

And now a subject that is near and dear to my heart: food. No offense, but food is obviously near and dear to every other part of you, too The task is Reach Level 25 and Build the Food Needle.

Part 25

All of this consulting has left me famished. I will now sample the Food Needle's offerings, which Yelp! describes as: "technically edible," and "clown-quality food." My favorite review? "The owner is washed-up. Too bad the tableware isn't." Tough but accurate. The task is Make Comic Book Guy Eat at the Food Needle. Message‎ Nelson will now appear in Krustyland when he's not doing jobs in Springfield!

Part 26

One ticket for the Wet-and-Smokey Stunt Show, please. I want to see Orky the Orca ride a dirt bike. We haven’t built that yet. Come back in twenty-four hours. I don't think you understand. I enjoy watching marine animals struggle to do people things in exchange for fish. I enjoy it very much. So make it happen. And what if I don'? Then you won't progress any further in this dumb game. I guess it's true what they say -- the best bullying comes from a place of honesty. The task is Reach Level 26 and Build the Wet-and-Smokey Stunt Show.

Part 27

Nelson, don’t you find forcing animals to do tricks kind of... cruel? I never really thought about it. But yeah, the cruelty's probably what makes it so great. Also, sometimes you get splashed by a gazillion tons of water. You want to check it out with me? The animal activist in me says no... but the eight-year-old in me is intrigued by this splashing you speak of. The tasks are Make Nelson Watch the Stunt Show and Make Lisa Watch the Stunt Show.

Part 28

See, Lisa? I told you the water show was fun. It was a chilling display of man’s heartlessness towards his animal bretheren. And we got soaked! You want to get some cotton candy? Sure! I mean... sure, whatever. I guess. The task is Place a Cotton Candy Stand.

Part 29

So, what do you want to do now? I read on the internet that there's going to be a haunted house in Krustyland… ... but according to the data-mined text files, it's not being released until level 150! Don't worry -- I can bully anything. Hey, game! I'm gonna count down from five… ...and if I don't have that ride when I get to zero, I'm going to mess up your save file. 5… 4… 3… 2… Message Congratulations! You just unlocked Krusty's Haunted Condo! That's more like it. The task is Build Krusty's Haunted Condo.

Part 30

Right now, I feel like I could beat up the whole world. I guess what I’m trying to say is, even though all girls are super-lame and have garbage personalities, if ever one wasn’t the worst, it'd be you. Or whatever... Awww… The tasks are Make Lisa Tour the Haunted Condo and Make Nelson Tour the Haunted Condo.

Part 31

Wow. The Haunted Condo really scared you, huh, Nelson? You’re shaking like a leaf, and you’re wearing your warmest vest. I don't like ghosts. If you try to punch one, your hand goes right through it. How does one bully that which cannot be pounded upon? Huh. That’s actually a very insightful answer. Shut up! YOU’RE an insightful answer! Why thank you. What -- did I say something nice? I hate it when I do that. Let’s just agree to stick to normal rides from now on. The task is Reach Level 27 and Build Scratchy's Flear Dipper.

Part 32

Lisa, I’m getting on the Flea Dipper now, and I don’t want you to follow. Are you breaking up with me? These last few missions we've shared have made me very happy... but that's something a bully can never be. Anger is my livelihood. I have to admit it -- you seem calmer. More rational. The technical term is "wussified," and it has to stop. The weak need to be tormented, and the job falls to me. Goodbye, Lisa. The tasks are Make Nelson Ride Scratchy's Flea Dipper and Make Lisa Watch the Stunt Show. Message Lenny and Carl will now appear in Krustyland when they're not doing jobs in Springfield!

Part 33

Hey, how come there’s no Viking Boat ride at Krustyland? I 'unno. Because shut up? Hey, I'm Icelandic. If you don't put in a Viking Boat ride, that's discrimination! And I'm his friend, so I'm being discriminated too! Maybe we should tell the press Krustyland is prejudiced against both Icelanders and friends. Quickly, appease them! Bad publicity is death to a theme park! Just ask PaulaDeenWorld, KidnapLand, and Universal Studios: Jalalabad! RSure, whatever. But this whole deal was a lot more fun when I hated my customers. The task is Reach Level 28 and Build the Viking Boat.

Part 34

All right, I finished your dumb ride. Up you go. Oh, I never ride Viking Boats. Not with my stomach. I just wanted to make you build one. I said, GET ON THE BOAT. Are you aiming a gun at us? I sure am. And I'm prepared to use it. Maybe even make jokes about it. Or the organization that lobbies on behalf of it. Look, shoot us if you want. But don’t make a joke at the NRA’s expense. They can’t take it, and I don’t want to listen to their whining. Yeah, you’d think people with guns would have a thicker skin. But you’re still getting on that boat. The tasks are Make Carl Ride the Viking Boat and Make Lenny Ride the Viking Boat.

Part 35

Hey, Krusty! How come there’s no vegetarian options on your menus? You got something against Buddhists? Once again, we're feeling pretty discriminitized. Fellas, please. I’ll let you in on a secret. If you want vegetarian, order the Meatlover’s Meatgasm. There’s not actually any meat in it. Unless you consider a really, really smart fungus to be meat. The tasks are Make Carl Eat at the Food Needle and Make Lenny Eat at the Food Needle.

Part 36

And now for the final element that every great theme park needs -- an attached hotel and convention center. Wait a second. It's one thing to have to be nice to people all day, but now I have to be nice to them all night too? The task is Build the Krustyland Hotel.

Part 37

I've done everything you asked. I'’ve built a world-class theme park... and I’ve never been so miserable Only one thing remains. We'd like a room for the night in the Krustyland Hotel, please. Hold on a second! What do you mean, one thing remains? I thought I was done. Now you simply need to work 24-7 to ensure that Krustyland upholds the high standards I've set. Making sure that each and every guest has a magical stay and leaves completely satisfied. A room, please? SHUT UP! MAw, that’s it. I'm not going to spend my life making other people happy. I'm a clown! I'm in it for the money! Krustyland is going back to the dump it was! Excuse me? Here! Take the room. The tasks are Make Lenny Stay at the Krustyland Hotel and Make Carl Stay at the Krustyland Hotel.

Part 38

Homer! Hey, Homer! I’m fed up with the quality of your work! I thought I was doing a great job! That's the problem! Krustyland isn't Disneyland -- we're crap and we're proud. The only thrill my ancient rides can possibly offer is not knowing if you’ll survive them. If they’re assembled right, with bolts and screws and following instructions, where’s the fun? I need you to do a crappier job! And to help with that, how about we build a new attraction: a "Crappy-Job-Doer-Enabler," if you will. The task is Reach Level 29 and Build the Duff Pavilion.

Part 39

Woo hoo! Beer, here I come! Drink up, pal! That’s the finest beer Duff has to offer... for what I was willing to pay. Which was virtually nothing. I'm saying it’s not good beer. Swill. Really. Hmmm... it’s bland, watery, colorless, odorless. Just the way a true American likes it! The task is Make Homer Visit the Duff Pavilion.

Part 40

Thanks for the too much beer, Bozo. Whaddaya want [hic!] me to build now? Only our most dangerous, intricate, and poorly-designed ride... the Tooth Chipper! Okey-doke. Do you have a toolbox or something? If I'm building a rollercoaster, I could use a good sledgehammer. Now, now. If Drunky has a wrench, Drunky might screw the bolts together too tight. And we don’t want that. I can't wait to ride it! The task is Build the Tooth Chipper

Part 41

I can’t believe it -- the fabled Tooth Chipper. The ride that killed three Presidents... The only coaster designed by a team of serial killers… Let me at it! You were right about my park, kid. And if you're getting on the Chipper... it was nice knowing' ya! See you on the other side! The task is Make Bart Ride The Tooth Chipper. Looks like Krustyland is finally back to her former glory... and posting in the black for a change, too. Wait, what am I supposed to do with all these extra Tickets? Dad, didn't you know you can exchange them at the Krustyland Entrance? You mean I can cash this fake virtual money in for real virtual money?! Woo Hoo! Message You can now exchange your Tickets for Cash at the Krustyland Entrance!

See also

• The Simpsons: Tapped Out
• The Simpsons: Tapped Out content updates

References

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