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Goodnight Buffoon

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Goodnight Buffoon
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Comic Information
Release date: October 2012
Comic series: Simpsons Comics One-Shot Wonders
Pages: 6

Goodnight Buffoon is a Simpsons Comics One-Shot Wonders story that appears in Simpsons Comics One-Shot Wonders One-Shot WonderMaggie #1.

Synopsis

In a richly illustrated poem, the narrator takes stock of various people and places in Springfield, then says "good night" to them all.

The story

In the little pink house
There was a couch
And a cable TV
And a painting of-
A sailboat at sea
And three happy eleves
Sitting on shelves
And a four-legged stool
And a puddle of drool
And a cat
And a puppy
And a three-eyed guppy
And a rug and a lamp
And a girl with a bow
On the gut of a fat man muttering...
D'oh!
There were figurines
And childhood dreams
An unfaithful mayor
With a bimbo taxpayer
A pimple-faced teen
And a milkshake machine
A greedy bartender
And an old three-speed blender
A sleepy scycophant
And a shoddy power plant
Goodnight Springfield
Goodnight old man
Goodnight Moleman
Goodnight souse
Goodnight Milhouse
Goodnight Manjula
And Goodnight Apu
Goodnight Anoop, Uma, Pria, Sashi--
Er... Goodnight to the Nahasapeemapetilon crew
Goodnight man listening to Sonny and Cher
Goodnight man With a bone through his hair
Goodnight sister Lisa,
Genius above par
Goodnight brother Bart,
Likely stealing a car
Goodnight mother Marge,
You're the sweetest by far
Goodnight house
Goodnight couch
Goodnight kitty
Goodnight to the whole city
Goodnight fish and lamp and wall
Goodnight babies,
Big and small