Adults/Kids
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"Adults/Kids" is a song sung by a group of kids and a group of adults when the town was having a big argument over what kids can do.
Lyrics
- Chief Wiggum:
- Alright, you kids, get down now. We promise we won't kill ya.
- Homer:
- Speak for yourself. Bart, get down here! I'm gonna spank you back to the Stone Age!
- Bart:
- You can't make us come down!
- Nelson:
- You adults are always giving us orders!
- Seymour Skinner:
- Yeah, and you kids are always disobeying them!
- Milhouse:
- Adults treat kids like children!
- Kirk Van Houten:
- Kids treat adults like cash machines!
- Kids:
- Adults!
- Adults:
- Kids!
- Kids:
- Adults!
- Adults:
- Kids!
- Kids:
- Adults!
- Reverend Lovejoy:
- Kids! You've had your fun, now, we've had our fill!
- Homer:
- Yeah! You're only here cause Marge forgot her pill!
- (Marge murmurs)
- Chief Wiggum:
- Kids! You're all just scandalizing,
- Vandalizing punks!
- Krusty:
- Channel hoppin',
- Ritalin-poppin'
- Monkeys!
- (But please don't quit the fan club.)
- Marge:
- Kids! I can nag and nag 'till my hair turns blue!
- Edna Krabappel:
- Kids! You've bombed my smokes and don't say thank you!
- Rod and Todd Flanders:
- Why can't you be like we are?
- (everyone throws tomatoes at them)
- Adults:
- Oh, what a bunch of brats!
- Moe:
- We oughta drown you just like cats!
- Bart:
- Adults, you run our lives like you're Colonel Clink!
- Nelson:
- Adults! You strut around like your farts don't stink!
- Lisa:
- Adults, you're such a drooling, snoring,
- Boozing, boring bunch!
- Surley mennie,
- Three-martini
- Lunchers!
- Ralph:
- I just ate a thumb tack.
- Milhouse:
- Adults, they're always telling us to—
- (Grampa grabs Milhouse)
- Grampa:
- SHUT YOUR TRAPS!!!
- Jasper:
- Eh, we're fed up with all you whippersnaps!
- (a group of seniors show up)
- Seniors:
- We're trying to get some sleep here,
- It's almost six fifteen.
- What's the matter with—
- Adults:
- Don't you treat us like—
- Kids:
- Can't you just lay off—
- Seniors:
- We're sick of all of you—
- All:
- Kiiiiids tooooday!
- Grampa:
- We're gonna teach all you rugrats a lesson!
- Homer:
- Oh, yeah? Pfft! What can you old people do to us?
- Krusty:
- Yeah, you old fogey!
- Moe:
- Buzz off, you old—
- (All the kids and adults agree.)
Behind the Laughter
It is a parody of the song "Kids" from the Broadway musical Bye, Bye, Birdie!, but unlike the other show-tune parodies The Simpsons have done, this song actually uses the original melody of the song.
