sciencewater

For the quest in The Simpsons: Tapped Out, see Sciencewater (Tapped Out quest).

"That's normal. It just means your bladder's full of science."

―sciencewater employee

sciencewater

Company Information Purpose: Beverages Employees: sciencewater employee First appearance: "Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh"

sciencewater was a beverage company that went bankrupt.

History

Marge was out jogging one day and drank too many free samples that she had to go to the toilet in the nearest place she could - Springfield Elementary. Each of their flavours were named after real words.

Flavors

• Unknown - (pale blue bottle)
• nourish - orange liquid
• vitality - green liquid
• purple - purple liquid
• potato lime - yellow liquid
• i love the 90's - light purple liquid
• new car smell - (pale blue bottle)

Behind the Laughter

• sciencewater is a parody of the health drink vitaminwater.

Appearances

• Episode – "Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh"
• Video game – The Simpsons: Tapped Out

Drinks

Alcoholic beverages 1 Minute Eggnog • Absolut Krusty • Absolut Pikl • Absolute Vodk • Abuelita Fea Discount Tequila • Amstel Blight • Ashlee Starling Sparkling Whiskey • Aviation Gin • Baron Cadet • Beefdrinker • Billy Beer • Bitter Brewer • Blitz • Bonded Blend • Bourbon • Boyd's Old Irish Whiskey • Brau • Brockton's Best • Bronson Pinchot's Pinot Noir • Calavera Gritando • Carpenter's Choice Communion Wine • Casamigos Tequila • Cereal Wine • Chateau Maison • Chateau de Springfield Pinot Noir • Cheapo Brothers • Chekhov's Gin • Colonel Kwik-E-Mart's Kentucky Bourbon • Creme de Menthe • Crown Royal • Cupid's Ambrosia • Do You Chugging Brandy • Driver's Choice Beer • Drunk Granddad Whiskey • Drunken Cowboy Whiskey • Family Time Hard Seltzer • Flaming Homer • Flaming Homer • Flanders Planter's Punch • Forget-Me-Shot • Fudd Beer • Fudd Dry • Gal Pal Hard Seltzer • Gevrey-Chambertin Wine • Glen's Liver Scotch Whiskey • Golden Goose Vodka • Grand Vin • Grand Vin De Chateau Latour • Guinness • Happy Family Brand Bourbon • Johnny Stumbler • Kahlua • Koala's Leap Shiraz • La Mondotte • Lambuggini Wine • Logan's Rum • Maker's Moe • Malaysian beer • Mike's Hard Lemonade • Mint Schnapps • Moe et Chandon • Molson's Jr. • Motherless Child Brand Bourbon • Mr. Gentleman Sipping Brandy • Needham's Best • Nick Fury Agent of Schnapps • Non-Krusty Brand Vodka • Northern Discomfort • Old Grand-Ma • Old Grand-Pa • Old Pa Scotch • Olde Ogdenville Ale • Pappy's Bourbon • Pawtucket Patriot Ale • Red Tick Beer • Sad Grand-Dad • Sex in the Batmobile • SkittleBrau • Smithwick's • Sober by Six Day Drinker's Gin • Southern Discomfort • Springfield Cellars • Spuckler Family Moonshine • Straight on Shore Whiskey • Strolling Rock • Strupo • Svensk Ek Whisky • Tabasco Schnapps • Thoroughbred's Choice Kentucky Bourbon • Truckasaurus Private Reserve • Vitti's Vodka • Wild Clown Bourbon • Wolveriskey Duff Beer Crate-O-Duff Beer • Duff Adequate • Duff Arrhythmia • Duff Beer • Duff Bluff • Duff Camo • Duff Champagne • Duff Dark • Duff Dry • Duff Gordo • Duff Intestinal Rough • Duff Lite • Duff Milk • Duff Numb • Duff Sangre de los Muertos • Duff Stout • Duff Tea • Duffahama • Düffenbräu • Henry K. Duff Private Reserve • Herr Duff • Lady Duff • Virtual Duff Hot drinks Barry's Tea • "Better the Beans You Know" Coffee • Bitter Devil Caf • Blue Angel Decaf • Colombia's Shame • Duff Tea • Earl Blue Tea • Father D's High-T Testosterone Tea Bags • Koffee Date • Lyons Tea • Ontario's International Coffee Juice and drink mix Apple Zoom • Blue Julius • Crab Juice • Gren-ade • Hawaiian Paunch • Humble Nun Horchata • Krusty Punch • Krusty's Citrus Inspired "Fruit" Juice • Krusty's Sugar-Frosted Cotton-Candy Punch • Orange Blue-ius • Pomato Juice • Red Flavored Drink • Seth & Munchie's Garden Blast • Sugary Coast • Sunny D • Tomacco Juice • Tree Fresh Imitation Orange Drink Milk drinks Buzz Milk • Krusty Shake • Kwik-E-Nog • Malk • Murmur Cactus Milk • Shamrock Shakes • Squeaky Farms Brand Genuine Animal Milk Soft drinks 7 Up • Almond Dew • Big Bugger Chugger • Buzz Cola (Baby Buzz • Cherry • Crystal • Diet • Diet Lady • Purple Punch • with Lemon) • C.C. Lemon • Coca Colonic • Coca-Cola • Crystal Pepsi • Diet Coke • Dr Pooper • Fresca • Hip Pop • Jab • Kelp-Aid • Krusty Brand Cherry Soda • Krusty Soda • Mop Top Pop • Mountain Dew • Mountain Doo • Mr. Kale • Mr. Pibbb • Nature's Goodness • Nescatea • New Coke • Oy! • Pepsi B • Quinoa Mist • Slurm • Slurp • Tab Other All Syrup Super Squishee • Big Slurp • Blue Bronco Energy Drink • Blue Bull • Bong-ster • Corn Nog • Dead Sea Salt Water • Eviao • Haterade • Hose Water • Money drink • Pedalon Kool-Aid • sciencewater • Smooshies • Squishee • Super Slakers • Thirst Trappist Hunky Monks Ale