Mona Leaves-a/Quotes
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- Lisa: [when Homer is in a rage in the recording bear section of Stuff-n-Hug.] "Mom, we gotta a code 4!"
- Squeaky-voiced teen: How much love do you want?
- Ralph Wiggum: I want all the love!
- [stuffing machine explodes; stuffing covers up Squeaky-Voiced Teen. Squeaky-Voiced Teen moans.]
- Ralph: Yay! Snow day!
- Marge: [sees Homer lying in bed.] C'mon, Homie. Your mother would've wanted you to stay in bed forever.
- Homer: I'll tell you what she didn't want. Me to be a jerk to her, and then she dies! [starts crying]
- Marge: [to Bart] Say something comforting.
- Bart: [trying to think of something comforting to say] "Uh...Dad? Whenever, I would hang out with Grandma, she would always ask me about you. And I say you'd suck. And she would say that you don't suck that bad.
- Homer: She said I didn't suck?
- Bart: That bad.
- Homer: That bad...wow.
- Bart: [quietly] Yeah.
- Homer: Why you little...! [strangles Bart]
- Lisa: I hear noises coming from the kitchen.
- Homer: The kitchen? That's where the food sleeps.
- Apu: She may have been reincarnated into that baby, or that mouse on the nacho cheese.
- Ned Flanders: People are not mice!
- Apu: Oh, big surprise. Joe Jesus Jr. here to set us all straight.
- Ned Flanders: No one comes back as anything, except for Jesus as bread, and that's it.
- Homer: Oh. [leaves dejected.]
- Apu: That's the problem with your religion. Everything's a bummer.
- Ned Flanders: Even the sing-alongs?
- Apu: No, the sing-alongs are fine.
