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The Nightmare After Krustmas/Quotes
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606 "The Nightmare After Krustmas"
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- Reverend Lovejoy: [after failing to toss his cassock into the hamper] Even Milhouse could have made that shot.
- Apu: [turning down Lovejoy's conversion idea, whips out a statue of Ganesh] Our nonsense is so much better than your nonsense. Look at this guy, he could be a Pixar hero!
- Bart: [talking about Krusty] If he was going to convert why didn't he pick a funny religion?
- Milhouse Van Houten: Like Zoroastrianism. Their top god is named Mazda. Tell me that's not hilarious.