Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes
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Featured quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.
Rules
- You can only nominate once a month.
- The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.
How to nominate
Do your quote like this:
{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}
If it is more than one line, do it like this:
{{Quote|line 1<br>line 2<br>line 3|Who said it|What episode}}
If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}}<br>
{{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}}<br>
{{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What episode}}
The episodes don't need square brackets.
Nominations
"Team Homer"
- "You go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what?!"
- ―Moe Syzlak[src]
JThomas (talk) 09:49, December 6, 2014 (EST)JThomas
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"The Color Yellow"
- "If I were you I wouldn't take it to the past. I lived in part of that past, and I got out for a reason."
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
- A nice quote. / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 19:03, February 25, 2015 (EST)
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"Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play"
- "We've been through more hardships than the Jews and Charlie Brown put together!"
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
- A nice quote. / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 19:03, February 25, 2015 (EST)
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- I like this quote. The Solar Dragon 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)
- —Fred (Talk • Contribs.) 23:20, June 30, 2015 (EDT)
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"The Girl Who Slept Too Little"
- "Whatever happened to "please" and "thank you"?"
- ―Marge Simpson
- "I think they killed each other. You know, one of those murder-suicide deals."
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
- A fun quote. / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 19:03, February 25, 2015 (EST)
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"Kamp Krusty"
- "Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers."
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
- A hilarious quote. / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 08:09, March 1, 2015 (EST)
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- Love it T-Mac (talk) 00:03, April 30, 2015 (EDT)
- I think this one's pretty funny. --Nick97 (talk ~ contribs) 21:36, June 27, 2015 (EDT)
- Classic Homer. -- Mythigator (talk) 08:50, June 28, 2015 (EDT)
- —Fred (Talk • Contribs.) 23:20, June 30, 2015 (EDT)
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"Kamp Krusty"
- "Here are your final report cards. I have nothing left to say to any of you, so if nobody minds, let's just quietly run out the clock."
- ―Miss Hoover[src]
- A fun quote. / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 08:09, March 1, 2015 (EST)
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FOX Press Release
- "I've outlasted Letterman, Jon Stewart and 'McDreamy,' because I have something they don't: a costly 200-donut-a-day addiction."
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
- It's not from an episode but it is in the press release of the show's 2-season renewal. / Loco87 (Talk / Contribs) 14:28, May 5, 2015 (EDT)
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"Bart's Inner Child"
- "¡Let me hear what's troubling you. Don't be shy, yell it out. Everybody, go!"
- ―Brad Goodman
- "I, er, can't commit to a relationship."
- ―Mayor Quimby
- "I'm too nice!"
- ―Mr. Burns
- "I have problems with--"
- ―Apu
- "I'm always interrupting people!"
- ―Lenny[src]
- A Good quote.(I think we have too many nominations) / Loco87 (Talk / Contribs) 16:48, May 10, 2015 (EDT)
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"MoneyBart"
- "Managers manage, and players play."
- ―Lisa Simpson
- "Do alligators alligate?"
- ―Ralph Wiggum
- "I don't know! Yes!"
- ―Lisa Simpson
- "I'm scared!"
- ―Ralph Wiggum[src]
- A Ralph-ish quote! / Loco87 (Talk / Contribs) 16:24, May 26, 2015 (EDT)