| Egoin' Crazy
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Egoin' Crazy is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 31 content update.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
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Hey Brockman, you better not be here for ‘America’s Laziest Premises’. Hosting a reality competition was the crap job I was born for!
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I don’t know anything about that terrible reality program where ordinary people are judged on who has the best idea for a terrible reality program.
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Oh hello there, Krampy and Vhite-Haired Guy.
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Have you come to audition for my fantastic new unscripted series? We are still looking for desperate contestants to exploit.
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You’re the host?! I’m six times the star as Steroid Hitler! Looks like I have to remind Springfield who’s the true big shot in this ‘burg.
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| Task: "Make Krusty Inflate His Own Importance". The task takes 6 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark
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Pass me over for work, will they? Well, they picked the wrong fear-baiting sensationalist to slight.
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Tonight's shocking headline – “Reality TV: Threat or Menace… or Atrocity?”
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| Task: "Make Brockman Record Eye on Springfield". The task takes place at Channel 6 and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark
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I’ve been spreading hyperbolic panic, and still Wolfcastle is hogging the limelight.
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It’s time I escalate this media war from conventional to guerilla.
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Get ready for the viralest video of all time, world… because Kent Brockman is going to rant into a webcam!
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| Task: "Make Brockman Create a Viewtube Video". The task takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Wolfcastle's exclamation mark
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I see you are trying to cyber-bully me, Brockman. So I am here to real-bully you.
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*gulp* I’m sure we can settle this dispute with a peaceful dialogue.
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Yes, we could. But what is the fun in that? I recommend taking a calcium supplement now, so your bones heal faster.
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By any chance, you wouldn’t once again fall for the old “your laces are untied” bit, would you?
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Vhut about my laces?
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| Task: "Make Wolfcastle Go in for a Closer Inspection of his Laces". The task takes 1 day and 12 hours.
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On closer inspection, these still are loafers.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Wolfcastle's exclamation mark
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I told you that vas not the end. And vant to tell you, Mr. Burns, I am done being your lackey!
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What are you going to do, you jobless, slab-necked oaf? Go into politics so you can freeload off the government?
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The publicity from Brockman has made me famous again. And vith no TV show, I am free to do films.
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My agents already set me up to direct and star in ‘Death Grandpas.’
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I play a former Navy SEAL who must protect a retirement community from terrorists and long-haired teenagers.
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The movie costs $80 million so far, and it hasn’t even been written. Film is truly the hack work of kings!
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| Task: "Make Wolfcastle Shoot Action Footage". The task takes place at Channel 6 and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 2,500 and 250
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