Bart's Haircut/Quotes

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	Shorts season 2 Short Quotes
← 14 "Space Patrol"	15 "Bart's Haircut"	"World War III" 16 →

Homer: How come you're always wearing that hat?

Bart: Fashion statement, dad.

Homer: Take off the hat, boy.

[Bart takes off the hat to reveal long hair]

Lisa: Look, he's a beatnik.

Marge: [gasps] You go get a haircut.

Homer: Right now.

Bart: I was afraid this moment would come.

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Jake: Well, what do you think?

Bart: What the hell did you do to my hair?

Jake: Well, that'll be five dollars please.

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Homer: Bart! Front and center!

[Bart enters wearing a paper bag over his head]

Bart: I'll take it off but you gotta promise you won't laugh, okay? Promise?

Everyone: We promise.

[Bart takes off the bag and everyone laughs]

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