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:'''[[Nelson]]''': What do you hit them with? There's no mallet!
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:'''[[Ned]]''': You can stop Satan with your faith.
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{{qf|[[Ned]]}} You can stop Satan with your faith.
:'''Nelson''': With my face? You calling me ugly?
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{{qf|Nelson}} With my face? You calling me ugly?
:'''Ned''': No, no, no. I think you're beautiful!
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{{qf|Ned}} No, no, no. I think you're beautiful!
:'''Nelson''': Oh, that's it!
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{{qf|Nelson}} Oh, that's it!
 
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:(Ned's buying [[Storytown Village|a run-down Theme Park]])
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:''[Ned's buying [[Storytown Village|a run-down Theme Park]]]''
:'''[[The Rich Texan]]''': Aww you are so full of it!? (pause) God's grace that is. It's really sickening! (pause) There aren't more people like you. Now get out! (pause) Your pen. And we'll make it official.
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{{qf|[[The Rich Texan]]}} Aww you are so full of it!? (pause) God's grace that is. It's really sickening! (pause) There aren't more people like you. Now get out! (pause) Your pen. And we'll make it official.
 
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:(Mayor Quimby rolls up in a limo.)
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:'''[[Mayor Quimby]]''': It is with uh, great pride that I dedicate this new school, sports arena, or attraction.
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{{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} It is with uh, great pride that I dedicate this new school, sports arena, or attraction.
:(Cuts the ribbon and drives off.)
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:'''[[Cletus]]''': I'll have the darkety kind.
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{{qf|[[Cletus]]}} I'll have the darkety kind.
:[[Professor Frink]]: Uh, one chocolate, Mootilda.
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{{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Uh, one chocolate, Mootilda.
:'''[[Marge]]''': Could I have a swirl of Chocolate and Vanilla?
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Could I have a swirl of Chocolate and Vanilla?
:'''Mootilda''': Moooo!? Muh uh!
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{{qf|Mootilda}} Moooo!? Muh uh!
:'''Professor Frink''': Nonsense, you can do it! (cow kicks frink) Glaaven!
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{{qf|Professor Frink}} Nonsense, you can do it! (cow kicks frink) Glaaven!
 
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:'''Ned''': Darn teenagers with their beer bottles!
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{{qf|Ned}} Darn teenagers with their beer bottles!
:'''[[Homer]]''': (Nervously) Yeah... teenagers.
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} (Nervously) Yeah... teenagers.
 
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Don't throw this away! It's [[Rod]]'s first tooth!
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Don't throw this away! It's [[Rod]]'s first tooth!
:'''[[Bart]]''': You're right, we could use this for witchcraft.
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} You're right, we could use this for witchcraft.
  
 
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{{Season 12|Q}}

Revision as of 10:59, April 19, 2019


Season 12 Episode Quotes
266 "Trilogy of Error"
267
"I'm Goin' to Praiseland"
"Children of a Lesser Clod" 268


Nelson: What do you hit them with? There's no mallet!
Ned: You can stop Satan with your faith.
Nelson: With my face? You calling me ugly?
Ned: No, no, no. I think you're beautiful!
Nelson: Oh, that's it!

[Ned's buying a run-down Theme Park]
The Rich Texan: Aww you are so full of it!? (pause) God's grace that is. It's really sickening! (pause) There aren't more people like you. Now get out! (pause) Your pen. And we'll make it official.

[Mayor Quimby rolls up in a limo.]
Mayor Quimby: It is with uh, great pride that I dedicate this new school, sports arena, or attraction.
[Cuts the ribbon and drives off.]

Cletus: I'll have the darkety kind.
Professor Frink: Uh, one chocolate, Mootilda.
Marge: Could I have a swirl of Chocolate and Vanilla?
Mootilda: Moooo!? Muh uh!
Professor Frink: Nonsense, you can do it! (cow kicks frink) Glaaven!

Ned: Darn teenagers with their beer bottles!
Homer: (Nervously) Yeah... teenagers.

Lisa: Don't throw this away! It's Rod's first tooth!
Bart: You're right, we could use this for witchcraft.
Season 12 Quotes
Treehouse of Horror XI A Tale of Two Springfields Insane Clown Poppy Lisa the Tree Hugger Homer vs. Dignity The Computer Wore Menace Shoes The Great Money Caper Skinner's Sense of Snow HOMЯ Pokey Mom Worst Episode Ever Tennis the Menace Day of the Jackanapes New Kids on the Blecch Hungry, Hungry Homer Bye, Bye, Nerdie Simpson Safari Trilogy of Error I'm Goin' to Praiseland Children of a Lesser Clod Simpsons Tall Tales