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| − | {{qf|Lisa}} Are you sure you don't want to go to the doctor? I mean, a drawbridge did close on your head. | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Are you sure you don't want to go to the doctor? I mean, a drawbridge did close on your head. |
| − | {{qf|Homer}} Naw, I'll just walk it off. | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Naw, I'll just walk it off. |
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| − | {{qf|Marge}} | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} ''[seeing a boy at the hospital with a faucet sticking out of his forehead]'' See Bart? There's another little boy who played with glue. |
{{qf|Boy's mother}} Actually, it was a plumbing explosion. | {{qf|Boy's mother}} Actually, it was a plumbing explosion. | ||
| − | {{qf|Marge}} | + | {{qf|Marge}} ''[to Bart]'' That's the kind of faucet I want for your bathroom. |
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| − | :''[ | + | :''[Bart is apologizing to Lisa, but he doesn't know she's not in her room.]'' |
| − | {{qf|Bart}} Hey Lise, I'm sorry I ruined your Egyptian thing. We're still buds, right!? Okay be that way, be a big stupid jerk. Oh, you're not the jerk...I am...forgive me? Oh, like you're Miss Perfect! Mom, Lisa's making me feel bad! | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hey Lise, I'm sorry I ruined your Egyptian thing. We're still buds, right!? Okay be that way, be a big stupid jerk. Oh, you're not the jerk... I am... forgive me? Oh, like you're Miss Perfect! Mom, Lisa's making me feel bad! |
{{qf|Marge}} Stop it Lisa! | {{qf|Marge}} Stop it Lisa! | ||
{{qf|Bart}} That shut her up. | {{qf|Bart}} That shut her up. | ||
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{{qf|Homer}} 'Scuse me, ma'am, have you seen this little girl? | {{qf|Homer}} 'Scuse me, ma'am, have you seen this little girl? | ||
| − | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Ah, I'd love to help you pal, but I'm on a stakeout here! | + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Ah, I'd love to help you pal, but I'm on a stakeout here! |
| − | :''[ | + | :''[Snake grabs Chief Wiggum's purse.]'' |
| − | {{qf|Snake}} Yoink! Ahaha! | + | {{qf|[[Snake]]}} Yoink! Ahaha! |
{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Ah god, ah man, somebody stop that awful, awful man! | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Ah god, ah man, somebody stop that awful, awful man! | ||
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- Lisa: Are you sure you don't want to go to the doctor? I mean, a drawbridge did close on your head.
- Homer: Naw, I'll just walk it off.
- Marge: [seeing a boy at the hospital with a faucet sticking out of his forehead] See Bart? There's another little boy who played with glue.
- Boy's mother: Actually, it was a plumbing explosion.
- Marge: [to Bart] That's the kind of faucet I want for your bathroom.
- [Bart is apologizing to Lisa, but he doesn't know she's not in her room.]
- Bart: Hey Lise, I'm sorry I ruined your Egyptian thing. We're still buds, right!? Okay be that way, be a big stupid jerk. Oh, you're not the jerk... I am... forgive me? Oh, like you're Miss Perfect! Mom, Lisa's making me feel bad!
- Marge: Stop it Lisa!
- Bart: That shut her up.
- Homer: I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman!
- Homer: Give me all of your balloons!...I hope this works!...These are for you if you let me use your cherry picker!
- Guy: Well, I've already got some balloons, but they're not this nice! Deal!
- Homer: 'Scuse me, ma'am, have you seen this little girl?
- Chief Wiggum: Ah, I'd love to help you pal, but I'm on a stakeout here!
- [Snake grabs Chief Wiggum's purse.]
- Snake: Yoink! Ahaha!
- Chief Wiggum: Ah god, ah man, somebody stop that awful, awful man!
