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− | + | :'''President Kennedy:''' Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country. | |
+ | :'''[[Bart]]:''' Doesn't sound like any president I know. | ||
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+ | :'''Bart:''' Nothing good ever comes from trying. | ||
+ | ---- | ||
+ | :'''[[Nelson]]:''' Oh. I give up. If you find Bart, give me his lunch money. | ||
+ | :'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Well, I'm never giving up. | ||
+ | :'''Nelson:''' Why not? | ||
+ | :'''Milhouse:''' Because searching forever is much easier than me finding a new friend. | ||
+ | :''[Milhouse starts leaving]'' | ||
+ | :'''Nelson:''' I could be your new friend. | ||
+ | :''[Milhouse stops]'' | ||
+ | :'''Milhouse:''' What was that? | ||
+ | :'''Nelson:''' Nothing. | ||
+ | ---- | ||
+ | :'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' With 78% of the search area reporting, Channel Six is now projecting that Bart Simpson is dead. That's right. Self-proclaimed underachiever Bart Simpson, dead at the age of ten. Now let's look at the districts where he's deadest. | ||
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+ | :'''[[Sideshow Bob]]:''' Lord, why do you kill things that I want to kill? Take me now, vile rake! | ||
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:'''Shaq:''' You're scaring me. I don't have any money. | :'''Shaq:''' You're scaring me. I don't have any money. |
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- President Kennedy: Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country.
- Bart: Doesn't sound like any president I know.
- Bart: Nothing good ever comes from trying.
- Nelson: Oh. I give up. If you find Bart, give me his lunch money.
- Milhouse: Well, I'm never giving up.
- Nelson: Why not?
- Milhouse: Because searching forever is much easier than me finding a new friend.
- [Milhouse starts leaving]
- Nelson: I could be your new friend.
- [Milhouse stops]
- Milhouse: What was that?
- Nelson: Nothing.
- Kent Brockman: With 78% of the search area reporting, Channel Six is now projecting that Bart Simpson is dead. That's right. Self-proclaimed underachiever Bart Simpson, dead at the age of ten. Now let's look at the districts where he's deadest.
- Sideshow Bob: Lord, why do you kill things that I want to kill? Take me now, vile rake!
- Shaq: You're scaring me. I don't have any money.
- Homer: [to Abe; in the woods] You can't die here! You have to die in a nursing home where your body falls apart while you burn through your savings until you're a worthless vegetable. You know, with dignity.