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+ | ===Hijinks and Hoop Dreams=== | ||
+ | ====Hijinks and Hoop Dreams Pt. 1==== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{THT|After the user logs in on March 8th:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|All right students, as you know assemblies mean I have dispiriting news.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Government funding is better for sports than academics, so we are now focusing on that. Seems the teachers that always wore sweat pants were ahead of the curve.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Sports? I’m allergic to those. And dust. And cotton. And my own hair.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|This isn’t easy for any of us. I have to attend a seminar on the proper operation of a whistle.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|What if there’s an exam at the end?!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Youngsters Play Basketball Instead of Doing Math [x5] (4h, Springfield Elementary)<br/>'''Task''': Make Milhouse Shoot Some Hoops (4h, Springfield Elementary)|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I now have a whole new relationship with sports. It’s based on mutual respect!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|It’s still school. Haven't you noticed “Coach” Largo is waving a baton?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|But my shots are going in. That’s a thing my shots don't normally do!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | ====Hijinks and Hoop Dreams Pt. 2==== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{THT|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Milhouse, you’re really enjoying basketball. You remind me of me when I first discovered the joy of following rules.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I love the swish sound when the ball goes in the net. Reminds me of the sound my legs make when I wear corduroy pants.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|How odd. Anyway, we acquired an outdoor court. For half price - it's a half-court.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|This is great! I feel like Dr. J! Not the player, my "private talks" doctor. He plays in a league with other therapists!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Task''': Place the Outdoor Basketball Half-Court<br/>'''Task''': Make Milhouse Practice His Two-Pointers (2h, Outdoor Half-Court)|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I can’t believe you get special treatment 'cause you’re good at basketball. It’s almost like this school doesn't appreciate pranking at all.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|You could join me. You know, like how up until now I’ve done everything you want?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Please. Our relationship is based on your blind obedience. That’s why it works.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | ====Hijinks and Hoop Dreams Pt. 3==== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{THT|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Hey Bart, did you change your mind? Who's that guy?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|This blue-haired, weak-eyed, quiver-voiced kid is who you’ve been bragging about?!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Milhouse, this is Anger Watkins, a famous sports reporter with an even more famous short temper. He wants to watch you. Don’t be nervous because he’s totally judging you.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I’m judging you, this school, and even those clouds. You call that cumulonimbus? Please! I find better fluff in my navel after wearing a wool sweater. Now shoot the ball, four eyes!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Milhouse Practice Very Nervously (2h, Outdoor Half-Court)|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I've been covering basketball a long time, but I'm not even sure how to describe this pathetic display.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I need to go home, heat up some canned ravioli, and then sit down and write an apology note to my eyes for making them watch this garbage! I can already tell this is going to be a four stress ball night!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | ====Hijinks and Hoop Dreams Pt. 4==== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{THT|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Bart, why would you do this?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I thought a famous sportscaster mocking you would be funny. And, I’m proud to say, my instincts were right. You should be happy for me.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I finally found something that made me feel good and then you made me feel bad about it.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Wow! I think… I think… I think I’m about to stand up for myself.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Milhouse Fight Bart (4h, Outdoor Half-Court, Bart)<br/>On job start:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I can't believe it! The blue-haired boy has attacked his friend with the same level of intense fury I use to brush my teeth.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|The foundations of their friendship have been hit with an explosion of anger that seems to have simmered longer than a well-made tomato sauce!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I see now I may be somewhat responsible for this. I need a diversion so the guilt can't sink in. How about some road rage? That always works!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|On job end:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|OK Milhouse, it took being punched in the guts to realize I may have been wrong. I'm sorry. I was jealous of how good you were at b-ball.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I prefer if you call it “my mad hoop skills”. But I forgive you. Van Houtens can’t hold grudges, or in my Dad’s case, jobs.}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|System Message}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Does Bart ever give basketball a chance? Is Anger Watkins even a real character? Tune in to The Simpsons this Sunday 8/7C on FOX!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Quest Reward: '''{{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
==Premium Gameplay== | ==Premium Gameplay== | ||
+ | ===7200 oz Squishee Placed=== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{THT|After buying 7200 Ounce Squishee:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Congratulations on your purchase of the seventy-two hundred ounce Squishee.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|By breaking the seal on the oversized scoop straw, you agree that Kwik-E-Mart cannot be held responsible for any damage caused by brain freeze.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Please drink responsibly. Thank you! Come again!}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | ===Sportscasted=== | ||
+ | ====Sportscasted Pt. 1==== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{THT|After tapping on Anger Watkins' exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|My life is sports. Watching sports on TV, yelling at the TV, then coming to work and yelling on TV about what I saw on TV.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|And now you want me to cover things other than sports? This whole thing is making Anger angry!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Anger drives ratings. I decided this after great thought, while waiting for the restaurant valet to bring my car around. It’s happening.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Anger Watkins Report the Weather (4h, Channel 6)|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|…and the Pope admitted he was flashing gang signs in the photo.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|And now, over to our new weatherman, Anger Watkins. What can we expect tomorrow Anger?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Expect disappointment, sorrow, and dark moods full of rolling fury. Expect a total and complete sapping of your once-thriving spirit. Also a little rain in the evening. Take an umbrella.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | ====Sportscasted Pt. 2==== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{THT|After tapping on Anger Watkins' exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|You're not Brockman. Was he fired? If so, I get his parking spot and coffee mug – it’s in my contract!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Your greedy ambition reminds me of a certain championship quarterback. I’ve just been brought in to jack the ratings with my repertoire of fuming and venting.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Maybe I’ll start with this story about a new park opening. A complete waste of grass, trees, and fresh air! That’s right, I root for concrete!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Anger Watkins Do a Puff Piece (4h, Retirement Castle)|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Anger Watkins here at Springfield's Retirement Castle, where a local group brought cats to play with the seniors.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|They're a blessing. With their whiskers and sullen dispositions. Oh wait, that’s Jasper.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Why are these wrinkled layabouts hoarding the cats that hard-working people should be holding and scratching behind the neck?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|A poor allocation of our cat resources and an absolute joke! More on this breaking story tonight at six.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | ====Sportscasted Pt. 3==== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{THT|After tapping on Anger Watkins' exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Finally, an assignment appropriate for my broadcasting skills. Anger Watkins, food critic.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I order, I eat, someone else pays, I complain into a camera, and someone pays me. The one time this bloated, mistaken rock named Earth acts like it’s supposed to!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Anger Watkins Sing for His Supper (2h, Gilded Truffle)|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Alright, time for the bottom line on the Gilded Truffle. I give it one star.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|And that one star was me. I gave myself to this non-driving, non-truck food truck and in return I received disappointment and an after-dinner mint!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|They served my meal, delicious as it was, on a silver platter!? Silver!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Everybody knows silver is second place, and Anger Watkins does not finish second! You see me, you bust out the platinum!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | ====Sportscasted Pt. 4==== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{THT|After tapping on Anger Watkins' exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Criticizing food has lost its luster. I yearn to insult fat, sweaty, living things again!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Next stop: the food at Krusty Burger. Looks like my wish has been granted.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Anger Watkins Choke Down a Double Krusty Burger (2h, Krusty Burger)|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I came into this expecting the worst dining experience possible. Something like sending my mouth to prison.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Krusty Burger met my expectations. An all-star appetite abomination!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|The only positive I can say is the bathroom was cleaner than the kitchen.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I’ll take it! I may even use that quote in the ads we run during coverage of death row executions!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | ====Sportscasted Pt. 5==== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{THT|After tapping on Anger Watkins' exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Got your fill of being a food critic, Anger?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Fill? Is that a joke? Because all I got was a tapeworm and two types of hepatitis. And not even the good ones!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Good news then. You’ll now be sharing the politics beat with me. What you won't be sharing is my hair and makeup team.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Anger Watkins Provide Political Commentary (12h, Town Hall)<br/>'''Task''': Make Kent Brockman Provide Political Commentary (12h, Town Hall)|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|A lot of voters have approached my limousine to tell my bodyguards they want Springfield to be a safer place to live. That’s when the tasers come out.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I say to those voters “I hope when you regain consciousness you remember whatever happened was all your fault. Vote Quimby”!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Well spoken! Thank you Mayor for your time and public service.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Seriously? That interview was a joke! But not the type that’s funny or even makes you think. The type that Dane Cook tells!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I've heard better interviews from guys with a history of concussions.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Enough! I'm going back to what I do best: level-headed sports analysis.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Quest Reward: '''{{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | ===Trying to Find a Decent Meal=== | ||
+ | ====The Frying Dutchman==== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{THT|After Anger Watkins completes Look for a Decent Meal at The Frying Dutchman:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I don't think I've ever been this unsatisfied in all my life. There were three fish hooks in my entrée!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|That shouldn’t happen. The deep fried batter normally hides all secrets.}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | ====El Chemistry==== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{THT|After Anger Watkins completes Look for a Decent Meal at El Chemistry:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Deconstructed food!? If I wanted my meal separated, I’d let my mouth do it.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I’m storming out of here. As soon as these next thirteen courses are over, I am gone!}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | ====Singing Sirloin==== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{THT|After Anger Watkins completes Look for a Decent Meal at Singing Sirloin:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|How am I supposed to enjoy a steak with the waiters singing? The only one that hums when I chew should be me!}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | ====Phineas Q Butterfat's==== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{THT|After Anger Watkins completes Look for a Decent Meal at Phineas Q Butterfat's:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Asking the server to “surprise me” was a horrible idea.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Fifty-six hundred different flavors and I end up with vegemite!?}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | ====Swanky Fish==== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{THT|After Anger Watkins completes Look for a Decent Meal at Swanky Fish:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|There’s nothing swanky about splintery disposable chopsticks and tap water that tastes like dirt!}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | ====Dead Lobster==== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{THT|After Anger Watkins completes Look for a Decent Meal at Dead Lobster:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|This restaurant is accurately named… they serve dead lobster.}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | ====Piggly's Super Smorg==== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{THT|After Anger Watkins completes Look for a Decent Meal at Piggly's Super Smorg:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Such a disgusting amount of pork. I could feel my arteries clogging just breathing the air!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Tired of living? This is the place for you.}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
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Revision as of 00:39, March 9, 2017
Contents
Gameplay
Hijinks and Hoop Dreams
Hijinks and Hoop Dreams Pt. 1
Hijinks and Hoop Dreams Pt. 2
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Hijinks and Hoop Dreams Pt. 3
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Hijinks and Hoop Dreams Pt. 4
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Premium Gameplay
7200 oz Squishee Placed
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Sportscasted
Sportscasted Pt. 1
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Sportscasted Pt. 2
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Sportscasted Pt. 3
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Sportscasted Pt. 4
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Sportscasted Pt. 5
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Trying to Find a Decent Meal
The Frying Dutchman
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El Chemistry
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Singing Sirloin
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Phineas Q Butterfat's
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Swanky Fish
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Dead Lobster
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Piggly's Super Smorg
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