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| − | :'''Apu:''' Card counting is not even gambling. It's math. | + | :'''[[Apu]]:''' Card counting is not even gambling. It's math. |
| − | :'''Marge:''' And it's not even against the rules. | + | :'''[[Marge]]:''' And it's not even against the rules. |
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| − | :'''Bart:''' God doesn't hear my prayers. If he did, I'd be at home on the couch playing video games. In a diaper. | + | :'''[[Bart]]:''' [[God]] doesn't hear my prayers. If he did, I'd be at home on the couch playing video games. In a diaper. |
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| − | :'''Apu:''' Could you not call me a heathen? | + | :'''Apu:''' Could you not call me a heathen? It's an insult to [[Hanuman]] the monkey-headed lord of winds who believes the sun to be a ripe mango... and, okay I hear it. |
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:'''Marge:''' I can’t believe it but the church is going to have to ask people for money! | :'''Marge:''' I can’t believe it but the church is going to have to ask people for money! | ||
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| − | :''' | + | :'''[[Reverend Lovejoy]]:''' Relax Marge, if God lets the Jews have Sunday on a Saturday, he'll be cool with this. |
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| − | :'''Homer:''' Oh God gets your prayers, but he just clicks delete without reading them, like email updates from LinkedIn. | + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' Oh God gets your prayers, but he just clicks delete without reading them, like email updates from [[LinkedIn]]. |
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:'''Apu:''' I think I can help you get the money that you need. | :'''Apu:''' I think I can help you get the money that you need. | ||
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- Bart: God doesn't hear my prayers. If he did, I'd be at home on the couch playing video games. In a diaper.
- Apu: Could you not call me a heathen? It's an insult to Hanuman the monkey-headed lord of winds who believes the sun to be a ripe mango... and, okay I hear it.
- Marge: I can’t believe it but the church is going to have to ask people for money!
- Reverend Lovejoy: Relax Marge, if God lets the Jews have Sunday on a Saturday, he'll be cool with this.
- Homer: Oh God gets your prayers, but he just clicks delete without reading them, like email updates from LinkedIn.
- Apu: I think I can help you get the money that you need.
- Marge: But you don't go to our church.
- Apu: Granted, I do not share your faith, but the yahoos in this town need a church to deliver weekly reminders not to steal-- from me.
- Apu: And not to take a life-- my life.
