Difference between revisions of "Simpsorama/Quotes"
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| − | :'''[[Homer]]:''' '' | + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' ''[After having seen Bender falling off the storm]'' What the hell was that? |
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Probably just another piece of America's space junk falling out of orbit. | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' Probably just another piece of America's space junk falling out of orbit. | ||
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Remember when this country didn't suck? 'Cause I don't. | :'''[[Bart]]:''' Remember when this country didn't suck? 'Cause I don't. | ||
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| − | :'''Bender:''' '' | + | :'''Bender:''' ''[After getting hit by Homer and thud on the ground]'' Bite my shiny metal ass! |
| − | :'''Homer:''' A robot | + | :'''Homer:''' A robot! With a catchphrase! |
| − | :'''Bart:''' Hey | + | :'''Bart:''' Hey Homer, you gonna kiss him or kill him? |
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:'''Homer:''' Hey, uh, what's the robot version of bro-Mance? | :'''Homer:''' Hey, uh, what's the robot version of bro-Mance? | ||
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:'''Homer:''' You future guys have a word for everything... pal. | :'''Homer:''' You future guys have a word for everything... pal. | ||
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| − | :'''[[Leela]]:''' '' | + | :'''[[Leela]]:''' ''[After see Homer's alive through Bender hologram ass-projector]'' You lied to me, Bender! Homer Simpson's still alive! |
:'''[[Fry]]:''' Come on, Bender, stabbity-stabbity. | :'''[[Fry]]:''' Come on, Bender, stabbity-stabbity. | ||
| − | :'''Lisa:''' '' | + | :'''Lisa:''' ''[to Fry on the hologram]'' Wait! Stop! Why must you kill my dad? Specially when cheeseburgers are doing the work for you. |
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:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Professor, you're a fellow man of science. Maybe if we teamed up, we could figure something out. | :'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Professor, you're a fellow man of science. Maybe if we teamed up, we could figure something out. | ||
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:'''Homer:''' Hey, I haven't had a drink in a thousand years. | :'''Homer:''' Hey, I haven't had a drink in a thousand years. | ||
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| − | :'''[[Lou]]:''' '' | + | :'''[[Lou]]:''' ''[After he saw Bender killing a horse]'' Oh, chief, it looks like a robot killing horses over there. |
:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' Oh, a 608... Lou, can't you just let me enjoy my day off? | :'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' Oh, a 608... Lou, can't you just let me enjoy my day off? | ||
:'''Lou:''' Why are you dressed in your uniform, then? | :'''Lou:''' Why are you dressed in your uniform, then? | ||
:'''Chief Wiggum:''' 'Cause they're the only clothes that fit me. You happy? Happy? | :'''Chief Wiggum:''' 'Cause they're the only clothes that fit me. You happy? Happy? | ||
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| + | :'''Lisa:''' ''[To the Bart look-alike creatures]'' Attention Goblins! Madison Cube Garden is filled with Butterfinger Bars. And people are laying fingers all over them! | ||
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:'''Lisa:''' They're evolving. Wow. That's a first for you, Bart. | :'''Lisa:''' They're evolving. Wow. That's a first for you, Bart. | ||
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- Homer: [After having seen Bender falling off the storm] What the hell was that?
- Lisa: Probably just another piece of America's space junk falling out of orbit.
- Bart: Remember when this country didn't suck? 'Cause I don't.
- Bender: [After getting hit by Homer and thud on the ground] Bite my shiny metal ass!
- Homer: A robot! With a catchphrase!
- Bart: Hey Homer, you gonna kiss him or kill him?
- Homer: Hey, uh, what's the robot version of bro-Mance?
- Bender: Ro-Mance.
- Homer: You future guys have a word for everything... pal.
- Leela: [After see Homer's alive through Bender hologram ass-projector] You lied to me, Bender! Homer Simpson's still alive!
- Fry: Come on, Bender, stabbity-stabbity.
- Lisa: [to Fry on the hologram] Wait! Stop! Why must you kill my dad? Specially when cheeseburgers are doing the work for you.
- Professor Frink: Professor, you're a fellow man of science. Maybe if we teamed up, we could figure something out.
- Professor Farnsworth: Okay. Eh, but remember, to me you're incredibly stupid. Oh, and the annoying girl may be helpful.
- Bart: Let this be a lesson. Never throw meaningless crap in a time capsule.
- Marge: I thought people in the future would be more full of peace and love. Like in Epcot Center.
- Leela: In our time, Epcot Center is a work farm for the weak.
- Professor Fransworth: Oh, but it's not as crowded as the slave labor camps at Universal Studios.
- Lisa: Dad, we have beer in our time.
- Homer: Hey, I haven't had a drink in a thousand years.
- Lou: [After he saw Bender killing a horse] Oh, chief, it looks like a robot killing horses over there.
- Chief Wiggum: Oh, a 608... Lou, can't you just let me enjoy my day off?
- Lou: Why are you dressed in your uniform, then?
- Chief Wiggum: 'Cause they're the only clothes that fit me. You happy? Happy?
- Lisa: [To the Bart look-alike creatures] Attention Goblins! Madison Cube Garden is filled with Butterfinger Bars. And people are laying fingers all over them!
- Lisa: They're evolving. Wow. That's a first for you, Bart.
- Bart: Will you shut up?
