Difference between revisions of "Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind/Quotes"
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:''[Grampa suggests that Homer should go see Professor Frink to help him remember what happened the night before.]'' | :''[Grampa suggests that Homer should go see Professor Frink to help him remember what happened the night before.]'' | ||
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:'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]:''' Really? Oh, that's great, Dad. How can I ever repay you? | :'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]:''' Really? Oh, that's great, Dad. How can I ever repay you? | ||
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:'''[[Abraham Simpson|Grampa]]:''' Punch that orderly who takes sips out of my juice. | :'''[[Abraham Simpson|Grampa]]:''' Punch that orderly who takes sips out of my juice. | ||
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:'''Homer:''' Done. | :'''Homer:''' Done. | ||
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:''[Cut to Homer punching an orderly who is about to make a bed.]'' | :''[Cut to Homer punching an orderly who is about to make a bed.]'' | ||
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:'''Grampa:''' No, wait. That's the guy that saved my life. | :'''Grampa:''' No, wait. That's the guy that saved my life. | ||
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:'''Homer:''' Strap me in, nerd! | :'''Homer:''' Strap me in, nerd! | ||
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:'''[[Jonathan Frink|Professor Frink]]:''' To me, "nerd" stands for Not Even Remotely Dorky. So thank you. Thank you for the compliment. | :'''[[Jonathan Frink|Professor Frink]]:''' To me, "nerd" stands for Not Even Remotely Dorky. So thank you. Thank you for the compliment. | ||
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:''[Homer assumes the worst when he sees [[Marge Simpson|Marge]] on the couch with [[Duffman]].]'' | :''[Homer assumes the worst when he sees [[Marge Simpson|Marge]] on the couch with [[Duffman]].]'' | ||
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:'''Homer:''' The mother of my children with the reason for my children! | :'''Homer:''' The mother of my children with the reason for my children! | ||
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:'''Homer:''' Dad, I can't remember what I did last night. Do have any idea? | :'''Homer:''' Dad, I can't remember what I did last night. Do have any idea? | ||
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:'''Grampa:''' You come to me for help rememberin'? That's like asking your horse to do your taxes...which I did in 1998. ''[Shows a photo of horse using an adding machine.]'' | :'''Grampa:''' You come to me for help rememberin'? That's like asking your horse to do your taxes...which I did in 1998. ''[Shows a photo of horse using an adding machine.]'' | ||
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:''[Homer seeks Flanders help to find out what happened to him.]'' | :''[Homer seeks Flanders help to find out what happened to him.]'' | ||
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:'''Homer:''' Flanders, why did you call the cops last night? | :'''Homer:''' Flanders, why did you call the cops last night? | ||
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:'''[[Ned Flanders|Ned]]:''' I had to. I heard a hubbub, Bub. | :'''[[Ned Flanders|Ned]]:''' I had to. I heard a hubbub, Bub. | ||
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:'''Homer:''' What did I do?! | :'''Homer:''' What did I do?! | ||
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:'''Ned:''' Well, I can't say for sure, but as a Christian, I assume the worst. | :'''Ned:''' Well, I can't say for sure, but as a Christian, I assume the worst. | ||
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{{Season 19|Q}} | {{Season 19|Q}} | ||
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- [Grampa suggests that Homer should go see Professor Frink to help him remember what happened the night before.]
- Homer: Really? Oh, that's great, Dad. How can I ever repay you?
- Grampa: Punch that orderly who takes sips out of my juice.
- Homer: Done.
- [Cut to Homer punching an orderly who is about to make a bed.]
- Grampa: No, wait. That's the guy that saved my life.
- Homer: Strap me in, nerd!
- Professor Frink: To me, "nerd" stands for Not Even Remotely Dorky. So thank you. Thank you for the compliment.
- [Homer assumes the worst when he sees Marge on the couch with Duffman.]
- Homer: The mother of my children with the reason for my children!
- Homer: Dad, I can't remember what I did last night. Do have any idea?
- Grampa: You come to me for help rememberin'? That's like asking your horse to do your taxes...which I did in 1998. [Shows a photo of horse using an adding machine.]
- [Homer seeks Flanders help to find out what happened to him.]
- Homer: Flanders, why did you call the cops last night?
- Ned: I had to. I heard a hubbub, Bub.
- Homer: What did I do?!
- Ned: Well, I can't say for sure, but as a Christian, I assume the worst.
