Difference between revisions of "Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind/Quotes"
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| − | + | :''[Grampa suggests that Homer should go see Professor Frink to help him remember what happened the night before.]'' | |
| − | '''Homer''' | + | :'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]:''' Really? Oh, that's great, Dad. How can I ever repay you? |
| − | '''Grampa''' | + | :'''[[Abraham Simpson|Grampa]]:''' Punch that orderly who takes sips out of my juice. |
| − | '''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' Done. |
| − | + | :''[Cut to Homer punching an orderly who is about to make a bed.]'' | |
| − | '''Grampa''' | + | :'''Grampa:''' No, wait. That's the guy that saved my life. |
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| − | '''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' Strap me in, nerd! |
| − | '''Professor Frink''' | + | :'''[[Jonathan Frink|Professor Frink]]:''' To me, "nerd" stands for Not Even Remotely Dorky. So thank you. Thank you for the compliment. |
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| − | + | :''[Homer assumes the worst when he sees [[Marge Simpson|Marge]] on the couch with [[Duffman]].]'' | |
| − | '''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' The mother of my children with the reason for my children! |
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| − | '''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' Dad, I can't remember what I did last night. Do have any idea? |
| − | '''Grampa''' | + | :'''Grampa:''' You come to me for help rememberin'? That's like asking your horse to do your taxes...which I did in 1998. ''[Shows a photo of horse using an adding machine.]'' |
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| − | + | :''[Homer seeks Flanders help to find out what happened to him.]'' | |
| − | '''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' Flanders, why did you call the cops last night? |
| − | '''Ned''' | + | :'''[[Ned Flanders|Ned]]:''' I had to. I heard a hubbub, Bub. |
| − | '''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' What did I do?! |
| − | '''Ned''' | + | :'''Ned:''' Well, I can't say for sure, but as a Christian, I assume the worst. |
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- [Grampa suggests that Homer should go see Professor Frink to help him remember what happened the night before.]
- Homer: Really? Oh, that's great, Dad. How can I ever repay you?
- Grampa: Punch that orderly who takes sips out of my juice.
- Homer: Done.
- [Cut to Homer punching an orderly who is about to make a bed.]
- Grampa: No, wait. That's the guy that saved my life.
- Homer: Strap me in, nerd!
- Professor Frink: To me, "nerd" stands for Not Even Remotely Dorky. So thank you. Thank you for the compliment.
- Homer: The mother of my children with the reason for my children!
- Homer: Dad, I can't remember what I did last night. Do have any idea?
- Grampa: You come to me for help rememberin'? That's like asking your horse to do your taxes...which I did in 1998. [Shows a photo of horse using an adding machine.]
- [Homer seeks Flanders help to find out what happened to him.]
- Homer: Flanders, why did you call the cops last night?
- Ned: I had to. I heard a hubbub, Bub.
- Homer: What did I do?!
- Ned: Well, I can't say for sure, but as a Christian, I assume the worst.
