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Revision as of 05:22, August 2, 2013
Template:Semi
This is information about an the update to The Simpsons: Tapped Out featuring Krustyland. Krustyland is separate from Springfield and requires you to travel there. This content update was released on July 31, 2013.
The Krustyland requires level 20 and is a second town for the player. For transport between the towns using the player the Krustyland Shuttle.
Attractions
Image
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Name
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Building time
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Costs
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Task
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Character(s) unlocked when built
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Requires
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Krustyland Entrance
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6s
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20
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Searching Bags for Outside Food
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 3, Level 20
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Dipper Flipper
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36h
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12,000
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Underplaying Teenage Staff
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 31, Level 27
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Duff Pavilion
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36h
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25,000
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Getting Dads Through the Day
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 39, Level 29
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Eyeballs of Death
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6s
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100
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Barley Avoiding Lawsuits
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 5, Level 20
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Haunted Condo
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24h
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10,000
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De-greasing Door Hinges
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 29, Level 26
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150px
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Itchy and Scratchy Gift Shop
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24h
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1,750
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Removing "Made In China" Tags
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 16, Level 23
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Krustyland Hotel
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48h
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20,000
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Siccing Cockroaches After Bedbugs
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 36, Level 28
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Krustyland Krusty Burger
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24h
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650
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Thawing "Meat" Patties
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 10, Level 21
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Mt. Krustmore
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6s
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150
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Defying Laws of Gravity
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 5, Level 20
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The Food Needle
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36h
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5,000
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Making Plain Food Seem Fancy
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 24, Level 25
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150px
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The Tooth Chipper
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5d
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32,000
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Keeping Dentists in Business
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 40, Level 29
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Viking Boat
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24h
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16,000
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Inducing Air-Sea-Sickness
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 33, Level 28
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Wet & Smokey Stunt Show
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36h
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7,500
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Disinfecting the Splash Zone
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 26, Level 26
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Sleeping Itchy Castle
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24h
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1,000
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Losing Track of Children
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 13, Level 22
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Radioactive Man: The Ride
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24h
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2,500
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Emitting Real Gamma Radiation
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 21, Level 24
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Death Drop
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12h
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300
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Scattering Pocket Change
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 7, Level 20
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Decorations
Decoration
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Picture
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Requires
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Reward
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Krustyland Shuttle
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50,000 The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 1 Level 20
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Improves your Vanity raiting
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Clown Garbage Can
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15 The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 4
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Improves your Kistsch rating
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Garbage Can
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100 Level 21 The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 8
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Improves your Kistsch rating
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Krustyland Cotton Candy Stand
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400 Level 26 The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 28
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Improves your Grub rating
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Krustyland Hotdog Stand
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Level 23 The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 8}
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Improves your Grub rating
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Krustyland Popcorn Stand
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Level 23 The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 8}
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Improves your Grub rating
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Krustyland Fried Dough Stand
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Level 26 The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 8}
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Improves your Grub rating
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Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy
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500 The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 12 Level 21
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Improves your Merch rating
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Krusty Fountain
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100 The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 4
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Improves your Kistsch rating
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Krustyland Bench
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100 The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 8 Level 22
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Improves your Kistsch rating
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Krustyland Fence
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10 Level 21 The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 8
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Improves your Kistsch rating
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Krustyland Tree
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125 Level 21 The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 8
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Improves your Kistsch rating
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Krustyland Flowers
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100 Level 23 The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 8
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Improves your Kistsch rating
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Pavilion Tent
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300 Level 23/Level 24 The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 8
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Improves your Kistsch rating
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Krustyland Shrub
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50 Level 21 The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 8
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Improves your Kistsch rating
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Ring Toss
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35 The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 5 Level 20
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Improves your Merch rating
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Sideshow You
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1,000 Level 22 The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 15
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Improves your Merch rating
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Strike Three
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500 Level 21 The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 8
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Improves your Merch rating
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Whack-A-Mole
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50 The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 4
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Improves your Merch rating
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Wheel of Chance
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500 The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 8 Level 20
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Improves your Merch rating
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Parking Lot
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100px 100px 100px 100px 100px
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The Store[1]
Cash
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Tickets
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100 000
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30,000
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50 000
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16,000
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15 000
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5,000
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10 000
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3,600
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Platinum Scratch-R
A new scratch card will be in the update called Platinum Scratch-R.[2]
Donuts
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Odds
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1,000
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1/50
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300
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1/25
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200
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1/10
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125
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1/5
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115
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1/3
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100
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1/3
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Laffy Meal
A Laffy Meal cost 25 and gives the player one of these premium objects.
Object
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Chances[3]
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1,000
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44%
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1,250
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34%
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1,500
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12%
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Whack-A-Mole
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3%
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Itchy Mascot/2,000
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2%
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Scratchy Mascot/2,000
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2%
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Krusty Fountain
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1.75%
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Eyeballs of Death/4,000
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0.75%
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Mount Krustmore/7,000
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0.5%
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Sideshow You
Sideshow You is a betting building that is playable every 8 hours. After every 300 games will the player have a bonus on 50.[3]
Chance
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Reward
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20%
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5
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40%
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10
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30%
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25
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9%
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50
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1%
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5
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Visitor
Random Krustyland visitors generates tickets, how many depending how long they stay and numer of visitor depending on your park rating.[3]
Rating
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Visitors
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0
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0
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1
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5
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2
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10
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4
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20
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5
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30
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Time
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Reward
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4 h
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2
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8 h
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4
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12 h
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6
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16 h
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8
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20 h
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10
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24 h
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12
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Land Expansion[3]
START
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250
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500
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750
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1,000
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2,000
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3,000
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4,000
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5,000
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6,000
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7,000
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START
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START
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250
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500
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750
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1,000
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2,000
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3,000
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4,000
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5,000
|
6,000
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START
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START
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250
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500
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750
|
1,000
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2,000
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3,000
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4,000
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5,000
|
6,000
|
START
|
250
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500
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750
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1,000
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2,000
|
3,000
|
4,000
|
5,000
|
6,000
|
7,000
|
START
|
500
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750
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1,000
|
2,000
|
3,000
|
4,000
|
5,000
|
6,000
|
7,000
|
8,000
|
START
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750
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1,000
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2,000
|
3,000
|
4,000
|
5,000
|
6,000
|
7,000
|
8,000
|
9,000
|
START
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1,000
|
2,000
|
3,000
|
4,000
|
5,000
|
6,000
|
7,000
|
8,000
|
9,000
|
10,000
|
START
|
2,000
|
3,000
|
4,000
|
5,000
|
6,000
|
7,000
|
8,000
|
9,000
|
10,000
|
11,000
|
START
|
3,000
|
4,000
|
5,000
|
6,000
|
7,000
|
8,000
|
9,000
|
10,000
|
11,000
|
12,000
|
START
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4,000
|
5,000
|
6,000
|
7,000
|
8,000
|
9,000
|
10,000
|
11,000
|
12,000
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15,000
|
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Characters
Image
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Name
|
Cost
|
Description
|
Unlock message
|
100px
|
Itchy Mascot
|
60
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A mascot for Krustyland.
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It is 127 degrees inside this humiliating costume.
|
100px
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Scratchy Mascot
|
60
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A mascot for Krustyland.
|
I hate this job, kids!
|
100px
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Poochie Mascot
|
2,500
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A mascot for Krustyland.
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Always stay in character, and no flirting with pretty moms... TO THE EXTREME!
|
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Bart
Task
|
Time
|
Reward
|
Requires
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Ride the Death Drop
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30m
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12
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Death Drop
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Visit the Gift Shop
|
1h
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21
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Gift Shop
|
Ride Radioactive Man Ride
|
4h
|
52, 45
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Radioactive Man Ride
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Ride the Eyeballs of Death
|
8h
|
82, 70
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Eyeballs of Death
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Ride Scratchy's Flea Dipper
|
12h
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126, 100
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Scratchy's Flea Dipper
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Ride the Tooth Chipper
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24h
|
180, 150
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The Tooth Chipper
|
|
Carl
Task
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Time
|
Reward
|
Requires
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Ride the Death Drop
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30m
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12
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Death Drop
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Visit Duff Pavilion
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1h
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21
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Duff Pavilion
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Ride the Viking Boat
|
4h
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52, 45
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Viking Boat
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Tour the Haunted Condo
|
8h
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82, 70
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Haunted Condo
|
Eat at the Food Needle
|
12h
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126, 100
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The Food Needle
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Ride the Tooth Chipper
|
24h
|
180, 150
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The Tooth Chipper
|
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Cletus
Task
|
Time
|
Reward
|
Requires
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Clean Out the Grease Traps
|
1h
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21
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Krustyland Burger
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Operate the Radioactive Man Ride
|
4h
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52, 45
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Radioactive Mane Ride
|
Act Like a Murderous Hillbilly
|
8h
|
82, 70
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Haunted Condo
|
Run the Ring Toss Stall
|
12h
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126, 100
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Ring Toss Stall
|
Collect Valuable Tooth Chips
|
24h
|
180, 150
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The Tooth Chipper
|
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Comic Book Guy
Task
|
Time
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Reward
|
Requires
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Eat at Krustyland Burger
|
30m
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12
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Krustyland Burger
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Visit the Gift Shop
|
1h
|
21
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Gift Shop
|
Ride Radioactive Man Ride
|
4h
|
52, 45
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Radioactive Man Ride
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Ride the Eyeballs of Death
|
8h
|
82, 70
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Eyeballs of Death
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Ride Scratchy's Flea Dipper
|
12h
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126, 100
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Scratchy's Flea Dipper
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Eat at the Food Needle
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12h
|
126, 100
|
The Food Needle
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Stay at Krustyland Hotel
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24h
|
180, 150
|
Krustyland Hotel
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|
Hans Moleman
Task
|
Time
|
Reward
|
Requires
|
Work at the Gift Shop
|
1h
|
31
|
Gift Shop
|
Wash Dishes
|
4h
|
78
|
The Food Needle
|
Clean Out The Pool
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8h
|
126, 100
|
Wet and Smokey Stunt Show
|
Flip Burgers
|
12h
|
180, 150
|
Krustyland Burger
|
Sleep in the Servants Quarters
|
24h
|
300
|
Krustyland Hotel
|
|
Homer
Task
|
Time
|
Reward
|
Requires
|
Clean Up Krustyland
|
6s
|
12, 10
|
Debris
|
Eat at Krustyland Burger
|
30m
|
12
|
Krustyland Burger
|
Visit Duff Pavilion
|
1h
|
21
|
Duff Pavilion
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Play the Ring Toss Game
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4h
|
52, 45
|
Ring Toss
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Tour the Haunted Condo
|
8h
|
82, 70
|
Haunted Condo
|
Eat at the Food Needle
|
12h
|
126, 100
|
The Food Needle
|
Ride Mount Krustmore
|
24h
|
180, 150
|
Mount Krustmore
|
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Kearney
Task
|
Time
|
Reward
|
Requires
|
Ride the Death Drop
|
30m
|
18
|
Death Drop
|
Visit Duff Pavilion
|
1h
|
31
|
Duff Pavilion
|
Ride Radioactive Man Ride
|
4h
|
78
|
Radioactive Man Ride
|
Tour the Haunted Condo
|
8h
|
126, 100
|
Haunted Condo
|
Ride Scratchy's Flea Dipper
|
12h
|
180, 150
|
Scratchy's Flea Dipper
|
Ride Mount Krustmore
|
24h
|
300
|
Mount Krustmore
|
Ride the Tooth Chipper
|
24h
|
300
|
The Tooth Chipper
|
|
Krusty
Task
|
Time
|
Reward
|
Requires
|
Promote Krusty Burger
|
1h
|
21
|
Krustyland Burger
|
Sign Autographs
|
4h
|
52, 45
|
Gift Shop
|
Count Money
|
8h
|
82, 70
|
Krustyland Entrance
|
Promote the Tooth Chipper
|
12h
|
126, 100
|
The Tooth Chipper
|
Sleep in the Penthouse
|
24h
|
180, 150
|
Krustyland Hotel
|
|
Lenny
Task
|
Time
|
Reward
|
Requires
|
Ride the Death Drop
|
30m
|
12
|
Death Drop
|
Visit Duff Pavilion
|
1h
|
21
|
Duff Pavilion
|
Ride the Viking Boat
|
4h
|
52, 45
|
Viking Boat
|
Tour the Haunted Condo
|
8h
|
82, 70
|
Haunted Condo
|
Eat at the Food Needle
|
12h
|
126, 100
|
The Food Needle
|
Ride the Tooth Chipper
|
24h
|
180, 150
|
The Tooth Chipper
|
|
Lisa
Task
|
Time
|
Reward
|
Requires
|
Clean up Krustyland
|
6s
|
12, 10
|
Debris
|
Ride the Death Drop
|
30m
|
12
|
Death Drop
|
Visit the Gift Shop
|
1h
|
21
|
Gift Shop
|
Ride the Viking Boat
|
4h
|
52, 45
|
Viking Boat
|
Tour the Haunted Condo
|
8h
|
82, 70
|
Haunted Condo
|
Ride the Eyeballs of Death
|
8h
|
82, 70
|
Eyeballs of Death
|
Watch the Stunt Show
|
12h
|
126, 100
|
Wet & Smokey Stunt Show
|
Ride the Tooth Chipper
|
24h
|
180, 150
|
The Tooth Chipper
|
|
Martin
Task
|
Time
|
Reward
|
Requires
|
Eat at Krustyland Burger
|
30m
|
12
|
Krustyland Burger
|
Try Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy
|
1h
|
21
|
Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy
|
Ride the Viking Boat
|
4h
|
52, 45
|
Viking Boat
|
Take Part in a Sing-Along
|
8h
|
82, 70
|
Sleeping Itchy's Castle
|
Eat at the Food Needle
|
12h
|
126, 100
|
The Food Needle
|
Stay at Krustyland Hotel
|
24h
|
180, 150
|
Krustyland Hotel
|
|
Milhouse
Task
|
Time
|
Reward
|
Requires
|
Eat at Krustyland Burger
|
30m
|
12
|
Krustyland Burger
|
Visit the Gift Shop
|
1h
|
21
|
Gift Shop
|
Ride Radioactive Man Ride
|
4h
|
52, 45
|
Radioactive Man Ride
|
Take Part in a Sing-Along
|
8h
|
82, 70
|
Sleeping Itchy's Castle
|
Watch the Stunt Show
|
12h
|
126, 100
|
Wet & Smokey Stunt Show
|
Ride Mount Krustmore
|
24h
|
180, 150
|
Mount Krustmore
|
|
Nelson
Task
|
Time
|
Reward
|
Requires
|
Ride the Death Drop
|
30m
|
12
|
Death Drop
|
Visit the Gift Shop
|
1h
|
21
|
Gift Shop
|
Ride Radioactive Man Ride
|
4h
|
52, 45
|
Radioactive Man Ride
|
Tour the Haunted Condo
|
8h
|
82, 70
|
Haunted Condo
|
Watch the Stunt Show
|
12h
|
126, 100
|
Wet & Smokey Stunt Show
|
Ride Mount Krustmore
|
24h
|
180, 150
|
Mount Krustmore
|
|
Otto
Task
|
Time
|
Reward
|
Requires
|
Ride the Death Drop
|
30m
|
18
|
Death Drop
|
Visit Duff Pavilion
|
1h
|
31
|
Duff Pavilion
|
Tour the Haunted Condo
|
8h
|
126, 100
|
Haunted Condo
|
Ride Scratchy's Flea Dipper
|
12h
|
180, 150
|
Scratchy's Flea Dipper
|
Stay at Krustyland Hotel
|
24h
|
300
|
Krustyland Hotel
|
|
Sideshow Mel
Task
|
Time
|
Reward
|
Requires
|
Entertain at Krusty Burger
|
1h
|
31
|
Krustyland Burger
|
Sign Autographs
|
4h
|
78
|
Gift Shop
|
Emcee a Festival
|
8h
|
126, 100
|
Sleeping Itchy's Castle
|
Juggle in Krustyland
|
12h
|
180, 150
|
Wander Park
|
|
Skinner
Task
|
Time
|
Reward
|
Requires
|
Eat at Krustyland Burger
|
30m
|
12
|
Krustyland Burger
|
Take Part in a Sing-Along
|
8h
|
82, 70
|
Sleeping Itchy's Castle
|
Eat at the Food Needle
|
12h
|
126, 100
|
The Food Needle
|
Stay at Krustyland Hotel
|
24h
|
180, 150
|
Krustyland Hotel
|
|
Squeaky Voiced Teen
Task
|
Time
|
Reward
|
Requires
|
Work at the Gift Shop
|
1h
|
31
|
Gift Shop
|
Wash Dishes
|
4h
|
78
|
The Food Needle
|
Clean Out The Pool
|
8h
|
126, 100
|
Wet and Smokey Stunt Show
|
Flip Burgers
|
12h
|
180, 150
|
Krustyland Burger
|
Sleep in the Servants Quarters
|
24h
|
300
|
Krustyland Hotel
|
|
Wiggum
Task
|
Time
|
Reward
|
Requires
|
Eat at Krustyland Burger
|
30m
|
12
|
Krustyland Burger
|
Visit Duff Pavilion
|
1h
|
21
|
Duff Pavilion
|
Collect Krustyland Bribes
|
4h
|
52, 45
|
Ring Toss
|
Take Part in a Sing-Along
|
8h
|
82, 70
|
Sleeping Itchy's Castle
|
Watch the Stunt Show
|
12h
|
126, 100
|
Wet & Smokey Stunt Show
|
Stay at Krustyland Hotel
|
24h
|
180, 150
|
Krustyland Hotel
|
|
Quests
NPC Tutorial
|
Hey! Who are all these people?
|
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The dregs of humanity... or as we call them here at Krustyland, customers.
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As we rebuild Krustyland there's gonna be more and more of these losers streaming in.
|
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I don't follow…
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As you improve Krustyland you increase the park's rating on the Krust-O-Meter goes up.
|
|
A higher Krust-O-Meter rating means more paying customers!
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|
So you're saying as the Krust-O-Meter increases, more people will show up at the park?
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Yep, and when they use the rides they'll accumulate tickets. Just tap on them to collect
|
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Free tickets? What a meaningless enticement. Count me in!
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The task is Reach Rank 1 on Krust-O-Meter (hidden).
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The Krusty-est Place On Earth
Part 1
After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
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Ugh. Can someone tell me why the same dogs run every race at our track?
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|
And why, given that, a TV clown would blow his entire fortune betting on said races?
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|
Krusty? You're Broke?
|
|
No, broke means you have zero. I am millions in debt. If I was only broke, I'd be the richest jerk on earth.
|
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Why don't you just re-open Krustyland and make your money back?
|
|
Krustyland is a mess. They never tell you how expensive the "maintenance" part of a theme park is.
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|
Or how when you don't pay "maintenance," and one ride topples onto another ride and careens into a crowded midway, it can also be expensive.
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|
Then again, rebuilding Krustyland would be a great way to kill time, and keep people from focusing on more important tasks like work and school.
|
|
Anything I can do to harm America's productivity. Let's do it!
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Isn't Krustyland way out of town? How will we get there?
|
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Leave that to me! By which I mean, the Sky Finger. Get to it, chump!
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The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 1" which is to "Build the Krustyland Shuttlebus" and "Tap the Shuttlebus and go to Krustyland". The player receives total 100 and 10 in reward.
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Message
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Tap on the Krustyland Shuttlebus to visit Krustyland
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Part 2
After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
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Aww, the old Krustyland is a dump! Where am I going to find a schmuck fakakta big enough schmuck to fix this mess?
|
|
Ooh, Yiddish -- that often leads to Latkes
|
|
Hey, hey! Welcome to Krustyland!
|
|
Step right up to our newest attraction: Grab That Girder Over There and Drag It, Then Every Other Girder, to Somewhere the Truck Can Get to Them More Easily!
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Long name. Sounds fun!
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The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 2" which is to "Make Homer Cleanup Krustyland". It takes 6 seconds. The player receives total 22 and 20 in reward.
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Part 3
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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|
I gotta say, Krusty, the girder-dragging ride at Disneyland is better.
|
|
And why reward me with these stupid tickets? A guy like me is used to getting paid in cold, hard pretend money.
|
|
Those are Krustyland Tickets! They're like money but more... fun! Hoo Hoo Ha Ha!
|
|
Also, you're going to need those tickets to rebuild the Krustyland Entrance. So hand 'em over!
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The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 3" which is to "Build the Krustyland Entrance". It takes 6 seconds. The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.
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|
Part 4
After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
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|
The harder it is for people to find their way around a theme park, the less time they spend on its fragile, deadly rides.
|
|
I need a boneheaded, twisting, counterintuitive layout for this place. Where’s that guy from before.
|
|
Hi, Mr. The Klown -- I’m that guy from before. I want to once again lodge a complaint about being paid in your personal scrip instead of money.
|
|
And I look forward to that conversation. Right after you try our latest attraction: Build A Path!
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The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 4" which is to "Place Krustyland Paths (x4)". The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.
|
|
Part 5
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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|
You know, this theme park is starting to feel a lot like work.
|
|
But, if I may finish that thought, it’s all worth it when you get your payout of Krustyland Tickets.
|
|
Is that how that thought finishes? Well, I guess I can’t tell my thoughts what to think. Okay, what’s next?
|
|
Now comes the imporant stuff.
|
|
The rides are just a way to bring customers -- or, as we call them in the industry, "Fat Dummies Deserving of What They Get" -- into the park.
|
|
I didn't know we had a nickname! Pretty sweet.
|
|
But it's the rigged, unwinnable midway games where you make the real dough.
|
The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 5" which is to "Place the Ring Toss Stall" The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.
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|
Part 6
After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
|
|
Okay, Homer, are you ready to run the Ring Toss stall?
|
|
Run it? But I want to play!
|
|
Don't waste your time... the rings aren't big enough to land on any of the prizes.
|
|
Looks easy enough. Just watch. *clink* Whoops. Okay, just one more. *clink*
|
|
One more. *clink* One more...
|
|
Ugh. Looks like I'm going to need someone else to run the stall.
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Message
|
Cletus and Sideshow Mel will now appear in Krustyland when they're not doing jobs in Springfield!
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The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 6" which is to "Make Cletus Run the Ring Toss Stall" and "Make Homer Play at the Ring Toss Game (x3)". Homer's task task take 4 hours and Cletus 12 hours. The player receives total 302 and 190 in reward.
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Message
|
Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, and Kearney will now appear in Krustyland when they're not doing jobs in Springfield!
|
|
Part 7
|
Krusty, you haven’t rebuilt my favorite ride yet. Where’s the infamous Death Drop?
|
|
You didn't shut it down just because of one tiny little class action lawsuit filed by five thousand hospitalized children?
|
|
Ugh. Maybe that one's better left unbuilt.
|
|
Actually, it's was our safest ride.
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The task is Build the Death Drop.
|
|
Part 8
|
The Death Drop is ready! Just look at all that beautiful rust. Race you to it!
|
|
I don't know, Bart. It looks like a big kid ride.
|
|
Well I suppose I could try it once... if Lisa holds my hand.
|
|
On the off chance that we survive this ride, no way. I'd never respect my hand again.
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The tasks are Make Bart Ride the Death Drop, Make Lisa Ride the Death Drop, and Make Milhouse Ride the Death Drop.
|
|
Woo! That was awesome... I can't wait to ride it again.
|
|
I'm think I'm done for now... what about you, Milhouse?
|
|
Milhouse?
|
|
Uggggh.... I don't feel so good.
|
|
Part 9
|
We've run out of room to build.
|
|
Guess I'll go back to my regular jobs, of which there are now so many it's a real pain to scroll down the list and find the one you want.
|
|
Krustyland is out of room? Then you're in luck -- there’s a job for that!
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The task is Buy a Krustyland Expansion.
|
|
Part 10
|
All this work is making me hungry. Where can I get some food?
|
|
We could probably scrape together a decent Krusty Burger from what’s in the freezer.
|
|
Yup, there’s still some "meat" in there.
|
|
Mmmmm... scraped, quotation-marks meat.
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The task is Reach Level 21 and Build Krustyland Burger.
|
|
Part 11
|
Woo Hoo! Krusty Burger, here I come!
|
|
Hey, Bart! Let’s grab a Laffy Meal! It comes with a toy from the movie Green Lantern 2: Seriously, a Second Green Lantern?
|
|
I'll go on the Death Drop, while you eat a Laffy Meal. We'll see who barfs first!
|
The tasks are Make Homer Eat at Krustyland Burger, Make Bart Ride the Death Drop, and Make Milhouse Eat at Krustyland Burger.
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Message
|
Martin, Skinner, and Otto will now appear in Krustyland when they're not doing jobs in Springfield!
|
|
Part 12
|
Hey, what gives?
|
|
People have been on these rides all day and nobody’s dead. We've come to expect a good deal more maiming from our beloved Krustyland.
|
|
I don’t want to grow up to be one of those guys who doesn't have a childhood story about the kid he knew who died at an amusement park.
|
|
Hello, Bartholomew! Fancy a go on the ol’ Death Drop with yours truly?
|
|
Come on, Krusty -- if Martin’s having fun in your park, you KNOW you’re doing something wrong!
|
|
Everybody chill out.
|
|
If you want excitement, if you want hair-raising peril, just wait 'til you see my next attraction... the Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy Stall!
|
|
Oy vey.
|
The tasks are Place the Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy Stall and Make Martin Try Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy.
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|
Take THAT!... and THAT!
|
|
Ow! Hey! You're only allowed to throw balls at the little men!
|
|
Heh heh heh! Nice going, Martin, you missed every throw, but at least Cletus got a workout.
|
|
Perhaps I am better suited to another game.
|
|
Sure. If they ever have a King of the Nerds game, I'm sure it will be right up your alley. Heh heh heh!
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Part 13
|
Krusty, you've lost your edge.
|
|
Don't say that, kid! I'm an afternoon TV clown.
|
|
If I'm not making my living on the bleeding edge, my audience of six-year-olds will find someone who is!
|
|
Here, you want danger? You want risk? How about…
|
The task is Reach Level 22 and Build Sleeping Itchy's Castle.
|
|
Part 14
|
Okay, I admit it! The new Krustyland is safe, family-friendly, and all the other horrible things you say!
|
|
The guy I suckered into building it just did too good a job. And now I have to find a way to live with the excellent results.
|
|
I never wanted to be in the business of pleasing people, but that’s the hand I was dealt.
|
|
So I’m going with it -- Krustyland is going to be the People-Pleasing-est Place On Earth!
|
|
I'm going to be the first clown in history to make people happy!
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The task is Make Krusty Get Serious.
|
|
Part 15
|
Hey, I think this Ring Toss game is RIGGED!
|
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I've told you that a hundred times! Look, forget it. From now on, no more cheating our schmucks. I mean, our "valued customers".
|
|
Though it makes my pancake makeup-caked skin crawl to say it, let's build a game that isn't rigged. A real people-pleaser.
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The task is Place Sideshow You.
|
|
Argh! No! You built it?!
|
|
Now any jerk -- I mean, "respected patron" -- can waltz in and get free Tickets.
|
|
Don't mind if I do!
|
Message
|
You can now play the Balloon Pop game for free Tickets!
|
Message
|
Just tap on Sideshow You and get popping!
|
Message
|
Comic Book Guy will now appear in Krustyland when he's not doing jobs in Springfield!
|
|
Part 16
|
Excuse me? I wish to commemorate my visit here by purchasing Krustyland collectibles. Where are they for sale?
|
|
Uh, nowhere. I'm trying this new thing where I treat my customers good. And everyone knows collectibles are a huge rip-off, right?
|
|
On the contrary. With the rise of the modern nerd, limited-edition plastic crap is now a safer investment than gold.
|
|
I have a mint-in-box vinyl-caped Jawa that is worth more than Delaware.
|
|
Besides, shopping is all this country is good at anymore. Might as well play to our strengths.
|
|
One shop, coming up!
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The task is Reach Level 23 and Build the Gift Shop.
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Part 17
|
Hey, you seem to know a lot about theme parks. You want to help me make Krustyland the best it can be?
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Not now, I'm shopping for toys.
|
|
Right. But I'm offering you a highly-paid--
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SHOPPING!
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The task is Make Comic Book Guy Visit the Gift Shop.
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|
Part 18
|
Uhh, these people are pigs! There's trash all over the place!
|
|
Maybe we should build some garbage cans. And a recycling station, so people can also reduce their carbon footprints.
|
|
Recycling? Isn’t that what you do to jokes, gags and bits?
|
|
You can also do it to trash.
|
|
Sounds expensive. Let’s stick with the garbage cans.
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The task is Place Garbage Bins.
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Message
|
Wiggum, Moleman and Squeaky-Voice Teen will now appear in Krustyland when they're not doing jobs in Springfield!
|
|
Part 19
|
Hold on just a second there, Krusty.
|
|
I'm here to inspect your rides. And if I know Krustyland, they’re not going to be up to snuff.
|
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Actually, Chief, the fella who rebuilt all my rides did a great job. It feels weird to say this, but I think my park is legal.
|
|
Oh. Well, that stinks. What’s the point in having lawmen if they’re not out there on the street collecting bribes.
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|
If you like, I could fake-bribe you with near-worthless park tickets.
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|
Gee, would ya? That’d be swell.
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The task is Make Wiggum Collect Krustyland Bribes.
|
|
Part 20
|
So, I can spend these tickets anywhere in Krustyland, right?
|
|
Anywhere at all! Blackout dates apply, some attractions excluded, prices subject to the whims of an oft-drunk clown.
|
|
Sounds great!
|
|
The tasks are Make Wiggum Eat at Krustyland Burger and Make Wiggum Take Part in a Sing-Along.
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|
Part 21
|
Listen, Comic Book Guy. You know theme parks. How would you rate mine?
|
|
I absolutely love it. One-and-a-half stars.
|
|
Yikes. That's kinda harsh.
|
|
Well, your rides are dated. They move too much.
|
|
A truly first-rate modern ride is where you sit in a fake car and watch a 3-D movie that almost convinces you you’re moving in real life.
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|
That’s moronic!
|
|
Also, you need to have a tie-in to a successful movie. Or, as a last resort, a long-running primetime animated TV show.
|
|
But what money-grubbing TV cartoon would be desperate enough to lend its good name to a ride where you only pretend to be on a ride?
|
|
A good point. Surely that would never happen. Well, we can always try for a movie tie-in.
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The task is Reach Level 24 and Build Radioactive Man: The Ride.
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|
Part 22
|
a I doubt these seats will support my ample frame, but as Radioactive Man would say "up and atom."
|
|
...except, of course, in issue 37 where his catchphrase was erroneously printed as "up and at 'em."
|
|
Cool! A Radioactive Man ride! Let's go Milhouse!
|
|
Gah! Children, at a theme park? Is no place sacred?
|
The tasks are Make Comic Book Guy Ride the Radioactive Man Ride, Make Bart Ride the Radioactive Man Ride, and Make Milhouse Ride the Radioactive Man Ride.
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|
Part 23
|
I have discovered another glaring omission in your park -- no mascots.
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Children and creepy adults need someone to sign their autograph books.
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Right, right. I always get my mascot guys on loan from the prison. Cons work cheap, and they're used to wearing masks
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The tasks are Hire a Krustyland Mascot and Build Springfield Penitentiary.
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Part 24
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And now a subject that is near and dear to my heart: food.
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No offense, but food is obviously near and dear to every other part of you, too
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The task is Reach Level 25 and Build the Food Needle.
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Part 25
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All of this consulting has left me famished.
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I will now sample the Food Needle's offerings, which Yelp! describes as: "technically edible," and "clown-quality food."
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My favorite review? "The owner is washed-up. Too bad the tableware isn't." Tough but accurate.
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The task is Make Comic Book Guy Eat at the Food Needle.
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Message
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Nelson will now appear in Krustyland when he's not doing jobs in Springfield!
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Part 26
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One ticket for the Wet-and-Smokey Stunt Show, please. I want to see Orky the Orca ride a dirt bike.
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We haven’t built that yet. Come back in twenty-four hours.
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I don't think you understand.
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I enjoy watching marine animals struggle to do people things in exchange for fish. I enjoy it very much. So make it happen.
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And what if I don'?
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Then you won't progress any further in this dumb game.
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I guess it's true what they say -- the best bullying comes from a place of honesty.
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The task is Reach Level 26 and Build the Wet-and-Smokey Stunt Show.
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Part 27
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Nelson, don’t you find forcing animals to do tricks kind of... cruel?
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I never really thought about it. But yeah, the cruelty's probably what makes it so great.
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Also, sometimes you get splashed by a gazillion tons of water. You want to check it out with me?
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The animal activist in me says no... but the eight-year-old in me is intrigued by this splashing you speak of.
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The tasks are Make Nelson Watch the Stunt Show and Make Lisa Watch the Stunt Show.
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Part 28
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See, Lisa? I told you the water show was fun.
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It was a chilling display of man’s heartlessness towards his animal bretheren.
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And we got soaked!
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You want to get some cotton candy?
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Sure! I mean... sure, whatever. I guess.
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The task is Place a Cotton Candy Stand.
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Part 29
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So, what do you want to do now?
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I read on the internet that there's going to be a haunted house in Krustyland…
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... but according to the data-mined text files, it's not being released until level 150!
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Don't worry -- I can bully anything.
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Hey, game! I'm gonna count down from five…
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...and if I don't have that ride when I get to zero, I'm going to mess up your save file.
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5…
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4…
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3…
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2…
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Message
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Congratulations! You just unlocked Krusty's Haunted Condo!
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That's more like it.
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The task is Build Krusty's Haunted Condo.
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Part 30
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Right now, I feel like I could beat up the whole world.
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I guess what I’m trying to say is, even though all girls are super-lame and have garbage personalities, if ever one wasn’t the worst, it'd be you.
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Or whatever...
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Awww…
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The tasks are Make Lisa Tour the Haunted Condo and Make Nelson Tour the Haunted Condo.
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Part 31
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Wow. The Haunted Condo really scared you, huh, Nelson? You’re shaking like a leaf, and you’re wearing your warmest vest.
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I don't like ghosts. If you try to punch one, your hand goes right through it. How does one bully that which cannot be pounded upon?
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Huh. That’s actually a very insightful answer.
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Shut up! YOU’RE an insightful answer!
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Why thank you.
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What -- did I say something nice? I hate it when I do that. Let’s just agree to stick to normal rides from now on.
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The task is Reach Level 27 and Build Scratchy's Flear Dipper.
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Part 32
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Lisa, I’m getting on the Flea Dipper now, and I don’t want you to follow.
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Are you breaking up with me?
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These last few missions we've shared have made me very happy... but that's something a bully can never be. Anger is my livelihood.
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I have to admit it -- you seem calmer. More rational.
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The technical term is "wussified," and it has to stop. The weak need to be tormented, and the job falls to me. Goodbye, Lisa.
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The tasks are Make Nelson Ride Scratchy's Flea Dipper and Make Lisa Watch the Stunt Show.
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Message
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Lenny and Carl will now appear in Krustyland when they're not doing jobs in Springfield!
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Part 33
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Hey, how come there’s no Viking Boat ride at Krustyland?
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I 'unno. Because shut up?
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Hey, I'm Icelandic. If you don't put in a Viking Boat ride, that's discrimination!
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And I'm his friend, so I'm being discriminated too!
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Maybe we should tell the press Krustyland is prejudiced against both Icelanders and friends.
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Quickly, appease them! Bad publicity is death to a theme park! Just ask PaulaDeenWorld, KidnapLand, and Universal Studios: Jalalabad!
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RSure, whatever. But this whole deal was a lot more fun when I hated my customers.
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The task is Reach Level 28 and Build the Viking Boat.
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Part 34
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All right, I finished your dumb ride. Up you go.
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Oh, I never ride Viking Boats. Not with my stomach. I just wanted to make you build one.
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I said, GET ON THE BOAT.
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Are you aiming a gun at us?
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I sure am. And I'm prepared to use it. Maybe even make jokes about it. Or the organization that lobbies on behalf of it.
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Look, shoot us if you want. But don’t make a joke at the NRA’s expense. They can’t take it, and I don’t want to listen to their whining.
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Yeah, you’d think people with guns would have a thicker skin. But you’re still getting on that boat.
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The tasks are Make Carl Ride the Viking Boat and Make Lenny Ride the Viking Boat.
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Part 35
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Hey, Krusty! How come there’s no vegetarian options on your menus? You got something against Buddhists?
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Once again, we're feeling pretty discriminitized.
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Fellas, please. I’ll let you in on a secret. If you want vegetarian, order the Meatlover’s Meatgasm. There’s not actually any meat in it.
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Unless you consider a really, really smart fungus to be meat.
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The tasks are Make Carl Eat at the Food Needle and Make Lenny Eat at the Food Needle.
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Part 36
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And now for the final element that every great theme park needs -- an attached hotel and convention center.
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Wait a second. It's one thing to have to be nice to people all day, but now I have to be nice to them all night too?
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The task is Build the Krustyland Hotel.
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Part 37
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I've done everything you asked. I'’ve built a world-class theme park... and I’ve never been so miserable
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Only one thing remains.
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We'd like a room for the night in the Krustyland Hotel, please.
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Hold on a second!
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What do you mean, one thing remains? I thought I was done.
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Now you simply need to work 24-7 to ensure that Krustyland upholds the high standards I've set.
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Making sure that each and every guest has a magical stay and leaves completely satisfied.
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A room, please?
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SHUT UP!
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MAw, that’s it. I'm not going to spend my life making other people happy.
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I'm a clown! I'm in it for the money! Krustyland is going back to the dump it was!
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Excuse me?
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Here! Take the room.
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The tasks are Make Lenny Stay at the Krustyland Hotel and Make Carl Stay at the Krustyland Hotel.
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Part 38
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Homer! Hey, Homer! I’m fed up with the quality of your work!
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I thought I was doing a great job!
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That's the problem! Krustyland isn't Disneyland -- we're crap and we're proud.
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The only thrill my ancient rides can possibly offer is not knowing if you’ll survive them.
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If they’re assembled right, with bolts and screws and following instructions, where’s the fun? I need you to do a crappier job!
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And to help with that, how about we build a new attraction: a "Crappy-Job-Doer-Enabler," if you will.
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The task is Reach Level 29 and Build the Duff Pavilion.
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Part 39
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Woo hoo! Beer, here I come!
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Drink up, pal! That’s the finest beer Duff has to offer... for what I was willing to pay.
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Which was virtually nothing. I'm saying it’s not good beer. Swill. Really.
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Hmmm... it’s bland, watery, colorless, odorless.
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Just the way a true American likes it!
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The task is Make Homer Visit the Duff Pavilion.
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Part 40
Homer - -Drunk
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Thanks for the too much beer, Bozo. Whaddaya want [hic!] me to build now?
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Only our most dangerous, intricate, and poorly-designed ride... the Tooth Chipper!
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Homer - -Drunk
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Okey-doke. Do you have a toolbox or something? If I'm building a rollercoaster, I could use a good sledgehammer.
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Now, now. If Drunky has a wrench, Drunky might screw the bolts together too tight. And we don’t want that.
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I can't wait to ride it!
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The task is Build the Tooth Chipper
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Part 41
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I can’t believe it -- the fabled Tooth Chipper. The ride that killed three Presidents... The only coaster designed by a team of serial killers…
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Let me at it!
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You were right about my park, kid. And if you're getting on the Chipper... it was nice knowing' ya!
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See you on the other side!
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The task is Make Bart Ride The Tooth Chipper.
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Looks like Krustyland is finally back to her former glory... and posting in the black for a change, too.
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Wait, what am I supposed to do with all these extra Tickets?
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Dad, didn't you know you can exchange them at the Krustyland Entrance?
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You mean I can cash this fake virtual money in for real virtual money?!
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Woo Hoo!
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Message
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You can now exchange your Tickets for Cash at the Krustyland Entrance!
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See also
References
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