Difference between revisions of "The Springfield Files/Quotes"
Wikisimpsons - The Simpsons Wiki
m (replaced: Squeaky Voiced Teen → Squeaky-voiced teen) |
|||
| Line 22: | Line 22: | ||
:'''Scully''': Well, gee Mulder. There's also this report of a shipment of drugs and illegal weapons coming into New Jersey tonight. | :'''Scully''': Well, gee Mulder. There's also this report of a shipment of drugs and illegal weapons coming into New Jersey tonight. | ||
:'''Mulder''': I hardly think the FBI is concerned with matters like that. | :'''Mulder''': I hardly think the FBI is concerned with matters like that. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over fifty. And if its speed dropped, the bus would explode! I think it was called... "The bus that couldn't slow down." | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | :'''Mr. Burns''': So, another Friday is upon us. What will you be doing, Smithers? Something gay, no doubt! | ||
| + | :'''Smithers''': Wha...? What?! | ||
| + | :'''Mr. Burns''': You know. Light-hearted, fancy-free. "Mothers, lock up your daughters! Smithers is on the town!" ''[chuckles]'' | ||
| + | :'''Smithers''': Exactly sir! ''[laughs nervously]'' | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | :'''[[Jasper]]''': Thank God it's Wednesday. ''[swallows pills]'' | ||
| + | :'''[[Mrs. Glick]]''': It's Friday. | ||
| + | :'''Jasper''': Uh-oh. Wrong pills. | ||
| + | :::''[hair grows all over Jasper's body, as Mrs. Glick watches on]'' | ||
| + | :::...Little help? | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': Well, it's 1am. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | :'''Marge''': Homer, it's 2 am. What happened? | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': It was an alien, Marge! It appeared in front of me and said "Don't be Afraid." | ||
| + | :'''Marge''': Have you been drinking? | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': No! | ||
| + | :::''[pause]'' | ||
| + | :::Well, ten beers. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | :''[Moulder and Scully watch Homer run on a tread-mill.]'' | ||
| + | :'''Moulder''': Wait a minute, Scully. What's the point of this test? | ||
| + | :'''Scully''': No point. I just thought he could stand to lose a little weight. | ||
| + | :'''Mulder''': His jiggling is almost hypnotic. | ||
| + | :'''Scully''': Yes. It's like a lava lamp. | ||
| + | |||
{{Season 8|Q}} | {{Season 8|Q}} | ||
{{DEFAULTSORT:Springfield Files/Quotes}} | {{DEFAULTSORT:Springfield Files/Quotes}} | ||
Revision as of 09:47, June 24, 2013
|
|||||||||
|
|
|
- Bart: (telling a scary story) ...and that's how much money college will cost for Maggie.
- Homer: No... no... NOOOOOOOOOOO!
- Mr. Burns: La la, la la la la (skips off into the woods)
- Dr. Nick: The most rewarding part was when he gave me my money.
- Mr Burns: Yes, and now that I'm back to normal I don't bring you peace and love I bring you hate and...
- Dr Nick: Time for a booster! (Jabs needle in Burns)
- Mr Burns (in happy state): Good morning starshine, the earth says hello...
- Squeaky-voiced teen: I'm Leonard Nimoy, goodnight, and keep watching the skis! ... I mean, skies.
- Mulder: What's the point of this experiment?
- Scully: No point, I just thought he could stand to lose some weight.
- Mulder: His jiggling is almost, hypnotic!
- Scully: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.
- Mulder: Look at this Scully. There's been another unsubstantiated UFO sighting in the heartland of America. We've got to get there right away.
- Scully: Well, gee Mulder. There's also this report of a shipment of drugs and illegal weapons coming into New Jersey tonight.
- Mulder: I hardly think the FBI is concerned with matters like that.
- Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over fifty. And if its speed dropped, the bus would explode! I think it was called... "The bus that couldn't slow down."
- Mr. Burns: So, another Friday is upon us. What will you be doing, Smithers? Something gay, no doubt!
- Smithers: Wha...? What?!
- Mr. Burns: You know. Light-hearted, fancy-free. "Mothers, lock up your daughters! Smithers is on the town!" [chuckles]
- Smithers: Exactly sir! [laughs nervously]
- Jasper: Thank God it's Wednesday. [swallows pills]
- Mrs. Glick: It's Friday.
- Jasper: Uh-oh. Wrong pills.
- [hair grows all over Jasper's body, as Mrs. Glick watches on]
- ...Little help?
- Homer: Well, it's 1am. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
- Marge: Homer, it's 2 am. What happened?
- Homer: It was an alien, Marge! It appeared in front of me and said "Don't be Afraid."
- Marge: Have you been drinking?
- Homer: No!
- [pause]
- Well, ten beers.
- [Moulder and Scully watch Homer run on a tread-mill.]
- Moulder: Wait a minute, Scully. What's the point of this test?
- Scully: No point. I just thought he could stand to lose a little weight.
- Mulder: His jiggling is almost hypnotic.
- Scully: Yes. It's like a lava lamp.
