Brother from Another Series/Quotes
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"Brother from Another Series"
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- Bob: I mean our falling out!
- Cecil: Oh That! that is ancient history! Let's make a fresh start! come work for me!
- Bob: But this is Wonderful! you do know I... used to have a... [coughs] problem... with trying to kill people
- Cecil: Goodness! I had no idea! for you see, I have been on Mars for the last decade, in a cave, with my eyes shut and my fingers in my ears.
- Bob: Touche, Cecil.
- Bart: Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.
- Lisa: And vice versa.
- [Bart has invaded Bob's date with Edna Krabappel, causing her to leave.]
- Bob: [remorseful] That was Edna Krabappel. You only get one chance with Edna Krabappel. I hope you're happy.
- Krusty: Free comedy tip, slick: the pie gag's only funny when the sap's got dignity - like that guy! Hey Hal, pie job for Lord Autumnbottom, there!
- Cletus: See, Cousin Merle and me was playin' fetch with Geech - that's our old smellhound - and...
- [Cut to Geech encased in concrete.]
- Merl: Geech gone to heaven, Mister Terwillidjer.
- Sideshow Bob: Just the thought of all that raw, surging power makes me wonder why the hell I should care.
- Cecil: Because, you'll be supervising the construction crew.
- Sideshow Bob: Oh great, whenever a woman walks by, I suppose it will be my job to lead the hooting - 'Oh yeah! Shake it, madam! Capital knockers!'
- Cecil: I'm framing you and I'm doing a really excellent job, too.
- Bob: Wait a minute. This is all because I got to be Krusty's sidekick instead of you, isn't it?
- Cecil: Off the record, yes. But officially, I did it for the money!
- [Cecil is about to detonate the explosives, when suddenly Bart jumps onto him from behind.]
- Bart: [holding Cecil's eyes closed from behind] Guess who?
- Cecil: Maris?
- [Someone is knocking on the Simpsons' front door, and Marge opens to reveal...]
- Sideshow Bob: Madam, your children are no more... [the scene reveals he's holding both Bart and Lisa by the collars] than a pair of ill-bred troublemakers!
- Homer: Lisa too?!
- Sideshow Bob: Especially Lisa! [He lifts up Lisa] But especially Bart! [Lifts him] If he crosses me one more time just once more, [releases the children] then I can't be held responsible for my actions! [shuts the door and leaves]
- Homer: [to Bart and Lisa] Well I hope Bob fed you, 'cause I ate your dinner.
