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{{TB|Today: What A F iend We Have In God<br>Also: [[The Be Sharps]]}}
 
{{TB|Today: What A F iend We Have In God<br>Also: [[The Be Sharps]]}}
 
{{TB|Someone stole the "R" from "Friend"}}
 
{{TB|Someone stole the "R" from "Friend"}}
{{TableBodyBottom|[[File:Homer's Barbershop Quartet Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TBT|88}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart's Inner Child]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart's Inner Child]]"}}
 
{{TB|Today's Topic: Be Like Unto The Boy}}
 
{{TB|Today's Topic: Be Like Unto The Boy}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
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{{TB|97}}
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{{TBT|97}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer Loves Flanders]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer Loves Flanders]]"}}
 
{{TB|Loosest Bingo Cards In Town}}
 
{{TB|Loosest Bingo Cards In Town}}
 
{{TB|The marquee looks a lot different to normal}}
 
{{TB|The marquee looks a lot different to normal}}
{{TableBodyBottom|[[File:Homer Loves Flanders Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]"}}
 
{{TB|Private Wedding, Please Worship Elsewhere}}
 
{{TB|Private Wedding, Please Worship Elsewhere}}
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{{TB|God Welcomes His Victims}}
 
{{TB|God Welcomes His Victims}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
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{{TableBodyBottom|[[File:Hurricane Neddy Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|170}}
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{{TBT|170}}
 
{{TB|"[[My Sister, My Sitter]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[My Sister, My Sitter]]"}}
 
{{TB|No Synagogue Parking}}
 
{{TB|No Synagogue Parking}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TableBodyBottom|[[File:My Sister, My Sitter Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TRsT|175|3}}
 
{{TRs|"[[In Marge We Trust]]"|3}}
 
{{TRs|"[[In Marge We Trust]]"|3}}
 
{{TB|Next Sunday: The Miracle Of Shame}}
 
{{TB|Next Sunday: The Miracle Of Shame}}
 
{{TB|Lovejoy reveals that they give you 5 "Q"s and only 2 "U"s}}
 
{{TB|Lovejoy reveals that they give you 5 "Q"s and only 2 "U"s}}
{{TableBodyBottom|[[File:In Marge We Trust Marquee 1.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:In Marge We Trust Marquee 1.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Listen Lady Is In}}
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{{TBT|The Listen Lady Is In}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TableBodyBottom|[[File:In Marge We Trust Marquee 2.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:In Marge We Trust Marquee 2.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Today's Sermon: Conquest Of The County Of The Apes}}
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{{TBT|Today's Sermon: Conquest Of The County Of The Apes}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|[[File:In Marge We Trust Marquee 3.png|200px]]}}
 
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{{TB|Today's Topic: He Knows What You Did Last Summer}}
 
{{TB|Today's Topic: He Knows What You Did Last Summer}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TableBodyBottom|[[File:Viva Ned Flanders Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|221}}
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{{TBT|221}}
 
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Bible Stories]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Bible Stories]]"}}
 
{{TB|Today's Topic:<br>Christ Dyed Eggs For Your Sins}}
 
{{TB|Today's Topic:<br>Christ Dyed Eggs For Your Sins}}
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{{TB|[[Ned Flanders]]: Husband, Father, Wacky Neighbor}}
 
{{TB|[[Ned Flanders]]: Husband, Father, Wacky Neighbor}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TableBodyBottom|[[File:Treehouse of Horror X Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror X Marquee.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|234}}
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{{TBT|234}}
 
{{TB|"[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]"}}
 
{{TB|Today's Topic: There's Something About The Virgin Mary}}
 
{{TB|Today's Topic: There's Something About The Virgin Mary}}
 
{{TB|Play on the movie ''{{W|There's Something About Mary}}''}}
 
{{TB|Play on the movie ''{{W|There's Something About Mary}}''}}
{{TableBodyBottom|[[File:Take My Wife Sleaze Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TBT|237}}
 
{{TB|"[[Faith Off]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Faith Off]]"}}
 
{{TB|Today's Topic:<br>Life In Hell}}
 
{{TB|Today's Topic:<br>Life In Hell}}
 
{{TB|Reference to [[Matt Groening]]'s comic ''[[Life in Hell]]''.}}
 
{{TB|Reference to [[Matt Groening]]'s comic ''[[Life in Hell]]''.}}
{{TableBodyBottom|[[File:Faith Off Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Faith Off Marquee.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|241}}
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{{TBT|241}}
 
{{TB|"[[Missionary: Impossible]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Missionary: Impossible]]"}}
 
{{TB|Bingo 7PM}}
 
{{TB|Bingo 7PM}}
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{{TB|If You Were A Pastor, You'd Be Home By Now!}}
 
{{TB|If You Were A Pastor, You'd Be Home By Now!}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TableBodyBottom|[[File:The Frying Game Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|291}}
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{{TBT|291}}
 
{{TB|"[[Papa's Got a Brand New Badge]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Papa's Got a Brand New Badge]]"}}
 
{{TB|Tomorrow: Homer Simpson Funeral}}
 
{{TB|Tomorrow: Homer Simpson Funeral}}
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{{TB|Welcome Pissed-Off Catholics}}
 
{{TB|Welcome Pissed-Off Catholics}}
 
{{TB|First time a swear word is used on a marquee}}
 
{{TB|First time a swear word is used on a marquee}}
{{TableBodyBottom|[[File:Special Edna Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|300}}
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{{TBT|300}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Strong Arms of the Ma]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Strong Arms of the Ma]]"}}
 
{{TB|No Outside Eucharist}}
 
{{TB|No Outside Eucharist}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TableBodyBottom|[[File:SAOTM Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TRs|301|2}}
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{{TRs|"[[Pray Anything]]"|2}}
 
{{TRs|"[[Pray Anything]]"|2}}
 
{{TB|God: The Original Tony Soprano}}
 
{{TB|God: The Original Tony Soprano}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TableBodyBottom|[[File:Pray Anything Marquee 1.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|Housewarming Party: Let There Be Light Beer}}
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{{TBT|Housewarming Party: Let There Be Light Beer}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Pray Anything Marquee 2.png|200px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Pray Anything Marquee 2.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|We Welcome Other Faiths (Just Kidding)}}
 
{{TB|We Welcome Other Faiths (Just Kidding)}}
 
{{TB|}}  
 
{{TB|}}  
{{TableBodyBottom|[[File:Co Dependents Day Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|334}}
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{{TBT|334}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart-Mangled Banner]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart-Mangled Banner]]"}}
 
{{TB|Is God Patriotic Enough?}}
 
{{TB|Is God Patriotic Enough?}}
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{{TB|Church Pot Luck: What A Friend We Have In Cheese Puffs}}
 
{{TB|Church Pot Luck: What A Friend We Have In Cheese Puffs}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TableBodyBottom|[[File:AFIOW Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|343}}
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{{TBT|343}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass]]"}}
 
{{TB|Rapture Threat Level: {{Color|FF6600|Orange}}}}
 
{{TB|Rapture Threat Level: {{Color|FF6600|Orange}}}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TableBodyBottom|[[File:HANHMP Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|355}}
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{{TBT|355}}
 
{{TB|"[[Home Away From Homer]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Home Away From Homer]]"}}
 
{{TB|Today: Bobble-Head [[Moses]] Giveaway}}
 
{{TB|Today: Bobble-Head [[Moses]] Giveaway}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TableBodyBottom|[[File:Home Away From Homer Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Home Away From Homer Marquee.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|356}}
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{{TBT|356}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Father, the Son, and the Holy Guest Star]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Father, the Son, and the Holy Guest Star]]"}}
 
{{TB|Are You A James The Lesser Or A James The Greater?}}
 
{{TB|Are You A James The Lesser Or A James The Greater?}}
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{{TB|Quit St3aling Our L3tt3rs}}
 
{{TB|Quit St3aling Our L3tt3rs}}
 
{{TRs|[[Nelson]] then steals the 3s|2}}
 
{{TRs|[[Nelson]] then steals the 3s|2}}
{{TableBodyBottom|[[File:MOSAF Marquee 1.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:MOSAF Marquee 1.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Quit St aling Our L tt rs}}
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{{TBT|Quit St aling Our L tt rs}}
{{TableBodyBottom|[[File:MOSAF Marquee 2.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|365}}
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{{TBT|365}}
 
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Christmas Stories]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Christmas Stories]]"}}
 
{{TB|{{Color|66CC33|Christmas Service}}<br>[[Jesus]]: 2005 Years Young}}
 
{{TB|{{Color|66CC33|Christmas Service}}<br>[[Jesus]]: 2005 Years Young}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TableBodyBottom|[[File:Simpsons Christmas Stories Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|372}}
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{{TBT|372}}
 
{{TB|"[[Million Dollar Abie]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Million Dollar Abie]]"}}
 
{{TB|Today's Topic:<br>{{Color|CC9900|Jesus Hates You}}}}
 
{{TB|Today's Topic:<br>{{Color|CC9900|Jesus Hates You}}}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TableBodyBottom|[[File:Million Dollar Abie Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|377}}
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{{TBT|377}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Monkey Suit]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Monkey Suit]]"}}
 
{{TB|Today: Church Council Meeting Topic: Religion}}
 
{{TB|Today: Church Council Meeting Topic: Religion}}
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{{TB|Thou Shalt Turn Off Thy Cell Phone}}
 
{{TB|Thou Shalt Turn Off Thy Cell Phone}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TableBodyBottom|[[File:Movie Marquee 1.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Movie Marquee 1.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|We Told You So}}
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{{TBT|We Told You So}}
 
{{TB|First Church of Springfield title is missing}}
 
{{TB|First Church of Springfield title is missing}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Movie Marquee 2.png|200px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Movie Marquee 2.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|Today's Topic: Jesus: The <u>Real</u> [[American Idol]]}}
 
{{TB|Today's Topic: Jesus: The <u>Real</u> [[American Idol]]}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TableBodyBottom|[[File:Homer of Seville Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Homer of Seville Marquee.png|200px]]}}
{{TRs|405|2}}
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{{TRsT|405|2}}
 
{{TRs|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVIII]]"|2}}
 
{{TRs|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVIII]]"|2}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Skull and crossbones.png|30px|link=]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Skull and crossbones.png|30px|link=]]}}
 
{{TRs|Changes from skull and crossbones to "Scaredy Cats Not Wanted"|2}}
 
{{TRs|Changes from skull and crossbones to "Scaredy Cats Not Wanted"|2}}
{{TableBodyBottom|[[File:THOHXVIII Marquee 2.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|Scaredy Cats Not Wanted}}
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{{TBT|Scaredy Cats Not Wanted}}
 
{{TB|[[File:THOH XVIII Marquee.png|200px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:THOH XVIII Marquee.png|200px]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[Season 20|20]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[Season 20|20]]}}
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{{TB|Today's Topic: [[Marge]]}}
 
{{TB|Today's Topic: [[Marge]]}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TableBodyBottom|[[File:The Devil Wears Nada Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|455}}
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{{TBT|455}}
 
{{TB|"[[Postcards From the Wedge]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Postcards From the Wedge]]"}}
 
{{TB|Free Wi-Fi During Sermon}}
 
{{TB|Free Wi-Fi During Sermon}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TableBodyBottom|[[File:Postcards From the Wedge Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|462}}
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{{TBT|462}}
 
{{TB|"[[Moe Letter Blues]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Moe Letter Blues]]"}}
 
{{TB|Get Your Ass In Here, [[Timothy Lovejoy|Tim]]}}
 
{{TB|Get Your Ass In Here, [[Timothy Lovejoy|Tim]]}}
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{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|[[File:LSTIYL marquee.png|200px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:LSTIYL marquee.png|200px]]}}
{{TableBodyTop|[[Season 23|23]]}}
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{{TB|501}}
 
{{TB|501}}
 
{{TB|"[[Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart]]"}}
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{{TableTopColRowspan|''[[The Simpsons: Hit and Run]]''|2|2}}
 
{{TableTopColRowspan|''[[The Simpsons: Hit and Run]]''|2|2}}
{{TB|"[[Level 1]]" and "[[Level 4]]"}}
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{{TB|Next Sunday: The Miracle of Shame}}
 
{{TB|Next Sunday: The Miracle of Shame}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TableBodyBottom|[[File:Hit&runmarquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[Level 7 (The Simpsons: Hit and Run)|Level 7]]"}}
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{{TB|No Shoes, No Shorts, No Salvation.}}
 
{{TB|No Shoes, No Shorts, No Salvation.}}
 
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{{TRsT|''[[The Simpsons Winter Wingding]]''|3}}
 
{{TRsT|''[[The Simpsons Winter Wingding]]''|3}}
 
{{TB|[[The Simpsons Winter Wingding 2|Issue 2]]}}
 
{{TB|[[The Simpsons Winter Wingding 2|Issue 2]]}}
{{TB|"[[The Christmas That Lasted Forever!]]"}}
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{{TB|''[[The Christmas That Lasted Forever!]]''}}
 
{{TB|Today's Topic: Joy To The World Again}}
 
{{TB|Today's Topic: Joy To The World Again}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TableBodyBottom|[[File:TCTLF marquee.jpg|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[The Simpsons Winter Wingding 3|Issue 3]]}}
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{{TBT|[[The Simpsons Winter Wingding 3|Issue 3]]}}
{{TB|"[[Yes Flanders, There is a Santa Claus]]"}}
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{{TB|Christmas Sermon! Welcome Once A Year Congregants!}}
 
{{TB|Christmas Sermon! Welcome Once A Year Congregants!}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TableBodyBottom|[[File:YFTIASC marquee.jpg|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[The Simpsons Winter Wingding 4|Issue 4]]}}
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{{TBT|[[The Simpsons Winter Wingding 4|Issue 4]]}}
{{TB|"[[Off the Grid]]"}}
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{{TB|''[[Off the Grid]]''}}
 
{{TB|To Everything There Is A Season. And It's The Season To Turn Turn Turn Up The Heat}}
 
{{TB|To Everything There Is A Season. And It's The Season To Turn Turn Turn Up The Heat}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
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Revision as of 13:55, March 11, 2012

The First Church of Springfield Marquee is a running gag in The Simpsons. It is a noticeboard outside of the First Church of Springfield that changes every episode it appears in.

List of marquees

Season Episode number Episode name Marquee Note Picture
2 26 "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment" God, The Original Love Connection

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27 "Principal Charming" 2:00 Peterson Wedding
8:00 Hayride To Heaven
Principal Charming Marquee.png
3 49 "Lisa the Greek" Every Sunday Is Super Sunday Lisa the Greek Marquee.png
4 62 "Homer the Heretic" Today's Topic:
When Homer Met Satan
Homer the Heretic Marquee.png
5 82 "Homer's Barbershop Quartet" Today: What A F iend We Have In God
Also: The Be Sharps
Someone stole the "R" from "Friend" Homer's Barbershop Quartet Marquee.png
88 "Bart's Inner Child" Today's Topic: Be Like Unto The Boy Bart's Inner Child Marquee.png
97 "Homer Loves Flanders" Loosest Bingo Cards In Town The marquee looks a lot different to normal Homer Loves Flanders Marquee.png
102 "Lady Bouvier's Lover" Private Wedding, Please Worship Elsewhere Lady Bouvier's Lover Marquee.png
6 110 "Bart's Girlfriend" Evil Women In History: From Jezebel To Janet Reno Bart's Girlfriend Marquee.png
7 132 "Bart Sells His Soul" No Shoes
No Shirt
No Salvation
Bart Sells His Soul Marquee.png
8 161 "Hurricane Neddy" God Welcomes His Victims Hurricane Neddy Marquee.png
170 "My Sister, My Sitter" No Synagogue Parking My Sister, My Sitter Marquee.png
175 "In Marge We Trust" Next Sunday: The Miracle Of Shame Lovejoy reveals that they give you 5 "Q"s and only 2 "U"s In Marge We Trust Marquee 1.png
The Listen Lady Is In In Marge We Trust Marquee 2.png
Today's Sermon: Conquest Of The County Of The Apes In Marge We Trust Marquee 3.png
9 182 "Treehouse of Horror VIII" Today's Sermon: Homer Rocks! Homer wrote this after being the last human left alive Treehouse of Horror VIII Marquee.png
10 213 "Viva Ned Flanders" Today's Topic: He Knows What You Did Last Summer Viva Ned Flanders Marquee.png
221 "Simpsons Bible Stories" Today's Topic:
Christ Dyed Eggs For Your Sins
Simpsons Bible Stories Marquee.png
11 230 "Treehouse of Horror X" Ned Flanders: Husband, Father, Wacky Neighbor Treehouse of Horror X Marquee.png
234 "Take My Wife, Sleaze" Today's Topic: There's Something About The Virgin Mary Play on the movie There's Something About Mary Take My Wife Sleaze Marquee.png
237 "Faith Off" Today's Topic:
Life In Hell
Reference to Matt Groening's comic Life in Hell. Faith Off Marquee.png
241 "Missionary: Impossible" Bingo 7PM Missionary Impossible Marquee.png
13 290 "The Frying Game" If You Were A Pastor, You'd Be Home By Now! The Frying Game Marquee.png
291 "Papa's Got a Brand New Badge" Tomorrow: Homer Simpson Funeral Papas Got a Brand New Badge MArquee.png
14 298 "Special Edna" Welcome Pissed-Off Catholics First time a swear word is used on a marquee Special Edna Marquee.png
300 "The Strong Arms of the Ma" No Outside Eucharist SAOTM Marquee.png
301 "Pray Anything" God: The Original Tony Soprano Pray Anything Marquee 1.png
Housewarming Party: Let There Be Light Beer Pray Anything Marquee 2.png
15 328 "Co-Dependent's Day" We Welcome Other Faiths (Just Kidding) Co Dependents Day Marquee.png
334 "Bart-Mangled Banner" Is God Patriotic Enough? Bart-Mangled Banner Marquee.png
16 337 "All's Fair in Oven War" Church Pot Luck: What A Friend We Have In Cheese Puffs AFIOW Marquee.png
343 "Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass" Rapture Threat Level: Orange HANHMP Marquee.png
355 "Home Away From Homer" Today: Bobble-Head Moses Giveaway Home Away From Homer Marquee.png
356 "The Father, the Son, and the Holy Guest Star" Are You A James The Lesser Or A James The Greater? TFTSATHGS Marquee.png
17 359 "Milhouse of Sand and Fog" Quit St3aling Our L3tt3rs Nelson then steals the 3s MOSAF Marquee 1.png
Quit St aling Our L tt rs MOSAF Marquee 2.png
365 "Simpsons Christmas Stories" Christmas Service
Jesus: 2005 Years Young
Simpsons Christmas Stories Marquee.png
372 "Million Dollar Abie" Today's Topic:
Jesus Hates You
Million Dollar Abie Marquee.png
377 "The Monkey Suit" Today: Church Council Meeting Topic: Religion The Monkey Suit Marquee.png
18 380 "Jazzy and the Pussycats" Funeral Today: Homer Simpson's Vegas Wife Jazzy and the Pussycats Marquee.png

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Thou Shalt Turn Off Thy Cell Phone Movie Marquee 1.png
We Told You So First Church of Springfield title is missing Movie Marquee 2.png
19 402 "The Homer of Seville" Today's Topic: Jesus: The Real American Idol Homer of Seville Marquee.png
405 "Treehouse of Horror XVIII" Skull and crossbones.png Changes from skull and crossbones to "Scaredy Cats Not Wanted" THOHXVIII Marquee 2.png
Scaredy Cats Not Wanted THOH XVIII Marquee.png
20 435 "Wedding For Disaster" Today: Shadrach, The Other Friend Of Meshach 200px
21 446 "The Devil Wears Nada" Today's Topic: Marge The Devil Wears Nada Marquee.png
455 "Postcards From the Wedge" Free Wi-Fi During Sermon Postcards From the Wedge Marquee.png
462 "Moe Letter Blues" Get Your Ass In Here, Tim Moe Letter Blues Marquee.png
22 469 "Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life" Tomorrow: Bart's Funeral LSTIYL marquee.png
23 501 "Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart" This Week's Sermon
Pray for: Homer Dope.png
Bart vandalized the marquee. Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart marquee.png

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Level 1 and Level 4 Next Sunday: The Miracle of Shame Hit&runmarquee.png
Level 7 No Shoes, No Shorts, No Salvation. Hit&runmarquee2.png
The Simpsons Winter Wingding Issue 2 The Christmas That Lasted Forever! Today's Topic: Joy To The World Again TCTLF marquee.jpg
Issue 3 Yes Flanders, There is a Santa Claus Christmas Sermon! Welcome Once A Year Congregants! YFTIASC marquee.jpg
Issue 4 Off the Grid To Everything There Is A Season. And It's The Season To Turn Turn Turn Up The Heat