Difference between revisions of "The French Love Connection"

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The French Love Connection is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Destination Springfield content update. It requires César and Ugolin to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. Un[edit]

After tapping on Ugolin's exclamation mark Now that we are in this wretched country, how shall we earn the money? Just as in France. Selling wine laced with anti-freeze and turning endangered animals into fashion accessories. Ah. In America I had hoped to make a new start. This is a new start. Instead of making our own wine, we just buy it in boxes from Sprawlmart. America has already taught us its greatest lesson: don't even try. Task: "Make César Sell Street Wine". The job takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Ugolin Buy Endangered Animals". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. Deux[edit]

After tapping on César's exclamation mark I don't understand it. No one is buying my anti-freeze laced wine. Stupid Americans don't know good wine when they see it. Which means they shouldn't know bad wine when I sell it. We have no money for food! Fear not. Where rats roam, no Frenchman shall go hungry. Task: "Make César Try to Think of a Way to Make Money". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Ugolin Hunt for Rats". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 60 minutes. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. Trois[edit]

After tapping on Ugolin's exclamation mark César, I know how we can succeed in America! Americans are crazy for therapy, no? And we Frenchmen are experts in love, yes? Yes. I mean, no. Just tell me the plan! We shall become late-night talk radio love therapists! Task: "Make César Practice Love Therapy". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Ugolin Practice Love Therapy". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. Quatre[edit]

After tapping on Ugolin's exclamation mark Welcome to the French Love Connection. I'm Ugolin. And I'm César, Love PhD. First caller, what is your question? There's this girl I like but she only thinks of me as her brother's friend. Can you give me some advice? Life is meaningless. Surrender hope and sink into drink and despair. Or, try and find some shared interests. Task: "Make César Give Existentialist Advice". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Ugolin Give Practical Advice". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Springfielders Listen to French Love Connection" (x5). The jobs take place at a Brown House and take 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. Cinq[edit]

After tapping on César's exclamation mark Hello, French Love Connection. I promised to take my wife and Miss Springfield to the same party. What do I do? Nothing. Reality is a joke played by an uncaring universe. I see. So maybe I say I have a headache. César, your fatalistic ennui is not helping our callers make love connections. Until you can commit to the therapeutic agenda, our partnership is done! Task: "Make Ugolin Go His Own Way". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make César Smoke French Cigarettes". The job takes place at the Bastille or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. Six[edit]

After tapping on Ugolin's exclamation mark César, mon uncle, I have realized that without you, I am nothing. Perhaps the true French Love Connection is between you and I. Our partnership is restored. We will rise to new heights. No doubt. Meanwhile, I'm hungry. Rat hunt? Task: "Make Ugolin Hunt Rats". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 60 minutes. Task: "Make César Hunt Rats". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 60 minutes. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the French Connection, a heroin trafficking scheme, which was also the basis of a book and film.