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Tourist Upsell

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Tourist Upsell
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Destination Springfield

Tourist Upsell is an event-exclusive quest in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Destination Springfield content update.

Dialogue[edit]

On March 7, 2017
Male Tourist Three tickets to get the hell out of here, please.
Wiggum Sorry, the new government doesn't allow undocumented immigrants to use the airport.
Female Tourist - Japanese We're American! We're only dressed like this because we're on vacation.
Wiggum - Serious Sounds like wall-jumper talk to me!
Male Tourist We're from Wisconsin!
Wiggum - Serious Wiscon-stan? So you're from the Middle East?
Male Tourist - Exasperated No, the Midwest. Ay carumba!
Wiggum - Serious Strike three!
Message Looks like these immigrants are here to stay, get them in the store and give them the jobs no one else wants.