| The Noise From Brazil
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Noise From Brazil is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Destination Springfield content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| After starting Act 3
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To attract tourists who want excitement and energy, I have conferred with my most wise and trusted advisor.
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That's me! And I think Brazil is fun!
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When I visited Rio, everyone fell in love with me, from millionaires to street monkeys.
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The monkeys would give me cameras they'd stolen from other Americans.
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Then BrazilWorld will be our next tourist attraction! Anything to keep you happy Miss Springfield.
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Then how about...
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Except marriage.
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If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Plan a Brazilian Tourist Destination". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Plan to Eat a Brazilian Fruit Headdress". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
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Mayor Quimby, you've got to do something about these Brazil-loving tourists.
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They're everywhere in their skimpy outfits, dancing and doing soccer tricks that frankly look like witchcraft.
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There's only one way to get drunken revelers off the streets.
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Build them a Brazilian tavern to get even more drunk in.
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| Task: "Build the Barra". It takes 6 seconds.
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Ah, we had a barra just like that next to the orphanage.
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Back when I was your age, it was my favorite place to drink!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
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Look at all these tourists. It's practically a carnival on our city streets.
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Actually, the Brazilian Carnaval is a Christian religious celebration.
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Presbylutheran Christian?
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No, that other really big denomination.
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That's worse than Carnaval being nothing!
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| Task: "Make Ned Hide From Sin". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
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Mr. Flanders, you'd enjoy Brazilian culture a lot more if you'd let me teach you to dance the samba.
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But samba is home to the Devil's worst henchmen: syncopation and hip pops.
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No, no, samba dancing is a wonderful way to stay fit and healthy.
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Just like other Brazilian exercises, such as jiu-jitsu or flamboyance.
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Well, I'll try it. But if I hear bongo one, I'm out of here.
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| Task: "Make Ned Learn to Samba". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
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Thanks for the samba lessons, but as far as dancing, I'm going to stick to gently nodding along to Gregorian chants.
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Of course. But let me play one last blood-stirring samba beat.
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What's going on? My body is dancing by itself!
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You cannot stop it. You have caught the sweet fever of flamboyance! Oi!
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By the way, at this point it is usual to tip your dance instructor.
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| Task: "Make Ned Pray to Stop Doing the Samba". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
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Dr. Hibbert, you've got to help me. I've caught samba fever.
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I start to dance any time I hear Latin music. Taco commercials are a nightmare!
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Did it ever occur to you that you just like having fun?
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No! Now cure me with a drug!
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Fine. You're the doctor.
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| Task: "Make Ned Try to Cure Samba Fever". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
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Ned, I hear you're an excellent samba dancer.
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We all want to dance, but our men are useless.
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There's no other man in Springfield who can pop a hip like you can.
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You don't want to leave us hanging, do ya?
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Lord, it is my duty to help the afflicted... so I'm going to fire up the flamboyance. Oi!!!
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Task: "Make Ned Dance for the Ladies". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Ladies Watch Ned Dance" (x3). The jobs take place at Flanders House and take 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Our experiment with the tourist industry has been a triumph! By which I mean a less-than-total failure.
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Not so fast. It's true, we've created three perfect vacation destinations: FrenchWorld, JapanWorld, and BrazilWorld.
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Normally, these "worlds" would be manned by flawless robots that would, only occasionally, start killing guests.
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But we're the workers here. And we're not robots.
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Exactly, Lisa. So logically, the killer robots must be... the tourists!
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| Task: "Make Springfielders Hide in the Barra in Terror" (x10). The jobs take place at the Barra and take 4 hours.
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Since we can't possibly tell real tourists apart from killer robots, I declare Springfield off limits to all out-of-towners!
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Congratulations! Your town has rejected the benefits of the global economy. Now back to subsisting on Cletus' beans.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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