- For the book, see Who Wants to Be a Brazilionaire?.
| Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire?
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Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Destination Springfield content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark
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We got all these tourists coming to town, but they ain't spending one dime in my bar.
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They are avoiding the Kwik-E-Mart like the plague, thanks to reports that my milk is contaminated by the plague.
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And for some reason tourists are not excited by a sarcastic and self-loathing comic book vendor.
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Why don't we have a meeting in Moe's bar to decide what to do?
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My craphole? Forget it. Let's go to that nice new barra.
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| Task: "Make Springfielders Drink at Barra" (x5). The jobs take place at the Barra and take 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark
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I have discovered our problem: a travel review site called "TripButtinski."
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The tourists are rating our establishments there. And there's worse news...
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Their ratings are accurate.
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Oh dear God, we're doomed.
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| Task: "Make Springfielders Drink in Despair at Barra" (x5). The jobs take place at the Barra and take 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark
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I have a solution to our TripButtinski problem.
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We pay tourists to write us good reviews.
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Isn't it a bit unethical to make people write nice things about us?
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Well, how about I write the nice things, and they just have to post them.
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Can't get fairer than that, Apu.
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Task: "Make Springfielders Drink to the New Plan" (x5). The jobs take place at the Barra and take 4 hours.
Task: "Make Apu Ask "The Ethicist" at the Daily Fourth Gradian". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Moe, as you know I write "The Ethicist" column for the Daily Fourth Gradian, and I recently received an anonymous letter.
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It said Springfield business owners are paying tourists to write good reviews for TripButtinski.
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Not true! Although, uh, what would a good review for my bar sound like?
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Um... "Moe's Tavern is a welcoming space with quality beer served by a friendly, honest host."
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That is good! I'm gonna pay a tourist to post that right now!
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Task: "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern".
Task: "Make Moe Write a Glowing Review of His Bar". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark
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I'm paying so much for fake good reviews on TripButtinski that I'm actually losing money.
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You can't give up now. Just borrow some cash from Fat Tony.
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I offer great rates and various painless options for paying me back.
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How do I know I can trust you?
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Just check out my great reviews on TripButtinski.
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If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Loan Money". The job takes place at the Barra and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Apu Buy Great Reviews". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
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It's no use. No matter how many fake reviews we post online, tourists ain't coming into our businesses.
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Plus, now Fat Tony wants us to pay back the money we borrowed to pay for fake reviews.
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Don't worry, he said he had painless payback options.
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It's true I have painless options, however I am opting for the painful ones.
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Task: "Make Businessmen Default on Their Mob Loans" (x3). The jobs take place at the Barra and take 4 hours.
If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Break Some Knees". The job takes place at the Barra and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Springfielders Party in the Barra" (x3). The jobs take place at the Barra and take 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Write a Scathing Ethics Column". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the television game show Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
