Difference between revisions of "Strut Walk"

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Strut Walk is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the St. Patrick's Day and Easter 2016 content update. It unlocks Shredded Ned.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark Combining the day when HE has risen with the day that so many are falling down drunk is blasphemy! Or something a devout Catholic would do. If Pope Gregory XIII hadn’t messed with the Julian calendar we wouldn’t be havin’ these problems! Task: "Make Ned Protest St. Patrick's Day ". The job takes place at O'Flanagan's Pub and takes 4 hours. After starting the job It's about time we followed someone with a true and pure heart. Sorry, Timothy. No apology needed, Helen. Ned's a real man -- from the hairs on his moustached face to the tips of his Hush Puppy lace. And if he's single… I call dibs! I want Ned's dibs! After finishing the task SHIENASTOI RIGATON! (We support a strong independent Protestant Easter!) Sheeleon shahshashacho. (Catholic unification is inevitable.) Hishelele evashano. (Nationalism and cultural exclusivism is SO outdated.) VATANONOGOTIN! (You are not a true Irish Leprechaun!) Geto, otoi, scotchomadrunkaloo. (Ah, the no true Scotsman argument.) Message The Northern Irish Leprechaun joins the other little green folk this year. Get him in the store! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark I'm still not over those Catholics trying to put their stamp on Easter. Ease up, Ned. Have a beer and celebrate the Eucharist with us. Alcohol and transubstantiated blood don't make any more sense than the paradox of Matthew 10:39. That's teetering on Bacchanalia! Just doing our part for the almighty Maker – Duff Brewery. Nice St. Patty's shirt by the way! Task: "Make Ned Rip off His Green Shirt". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 6 seconds. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Shredded Ned

Pt. 3

After tapping on Shredded Ned's exclamation mark St. Patty's Day shirt, what was I thinking? Glad I ripped that green right outta the scene! Your shirt's not the only thing around here that's ripped. Catch my drift? That bod's more cut than Julius Caesar on the Ides of March! Meow-ow-ow! Sorry ladies, paw at some other scratchin' post ‘cause I'm busy with the Holy Ghost. Now if you'll pardon my pecs… Task: "Make Shredded Ned Work Out". The job takes 60 minutes. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Shredded Ned's exclamation mark Since I'm pumped AND popular, maybe I should throw an Easter party! Time to rock our cocktail dresses, ladies! Hugs' ears perk up for parties. I'll hippity-hop the light fantastic! Women, stupid shirtless Flanders and a walk-around non-chocolate bunny. What kind of party is this? Task: "Make Shredded Ned Throw an Easter Party". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 4 hours. If the player is Level 40+: Task: "Make Women Attend the Party" (x3). The jobs take place at Flanders House and take 4 hours. If Hugs Bunny is owned: Task: "Make Hugs Bunny Attend the Party". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Shredded Ned's exclamation mark The hedge is looking bushier than a Babylonian's beard. Time to pluck that privet! I hope I can watch. You'll have an obstructed view, because you'll be behind me! Task: "Make Shredded Ned Trim the Hedge". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 4 hours. Ugh, those women! Acting like second graders! As long as they're ogling Easter, I don't mind them ogling my keister! You would let them objectify you like that? Doesn't that insult you? Hmm, maybe you're right. My Easter message might be getting a little holy-watered down. I'll give you my number. Maybe we can turn that holy water into a box of wine! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 6

After tapping on Shredded Ned's exclamation mark Mayor Quimby, my disciples have got my back… and my front. We demand an end to the immorality plaguing our city! Topless Ned Flanders is preaching to me about moral decency?! That was the only shirt I had! You can have mine! Sweet Mary and her Magdalenes! AHHHH! Task: "Reach Level 14 and Build the First Church of Springfield". Task: "Make Shredded Ned Hide". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 7

After tapping on Shredded Ned's exclamation mark Shirtless Flanders is going to steal my mistress right out from under me. You've got to help me stop him! I'm your wife you jerk! Er, uh… what kind of marriage do we have if we can't help one another? Task: "Reach Level 20 and Build the Town Hall". Task: "Make Mayor Quimby Figure Out What to Do". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 12 hours. We can't have a topless muscle man in our town! We should ship him off to the topless beaches of France. Or have him work a very sudsy charity car wash away from here. I can't banish a man from our fair town for being too handsome! But I can inflict a worse fate… marry him off. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 8

After tapping on Shredded Ned's exclamation mark Drop your wedding dresses, ladies! There'll be no Ned — newlywed or otherwise. What's your position on pre-marital snuggling? I only know one position for snuggling, but maybe it's time I turn over a new belief. I'd give my left eyeball for just one lady to hit on old Moe… …and I'm not even askin' for a human lady. Task: "Make Shredded Ned Ponder Virtuous Love". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 4 hours. If the player is Level 40+: Task: "Make Women Go to the Bar to Ponder Things" (x3). The jobs take place at O'Flanagan's Pub and take 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 9

After tapping on Shredded Ned's exclamation mark You ladies should focus more on our Lord rising from the tomb than making me your groom. Sorry, but it was your muscles we wanted, not your morals. Let's head to O'Flanagan's and drink until the other men look good without shirts on. How many Duffs does it take for me to start looking buff? All the beer in Ireland couldn't pull that off. Guess I'll keep my bolo tie cinched then. Task: "Make Springfielders Drink at O'Flanagan's" (x6). The jobs take place at O'Flanagan's Pub and take 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10