| Strut Walk
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Strut Walk is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the St. Patrick's Day and Easter 2016 content update. It unlocks Shredded Ned.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
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Combining the day when HE has risen with the day that so many are falling down drunk is blasphemy!
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Or something a devout Catholic would do.
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If Pope Gregory XIII hadn't messed with the Julian calendar we wouldn't be havin' these problems!
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| Task: "Make Ned Protest St. Patrick's Day ". The job takes place at O'Flanagan's Pub and takes 4 hours.
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| After starting the job
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It's about time we followed someone with a true and pure heart. Sorry, Timothy.
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No apology needed, Helen.
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Ned's a real man -- from the hairs on his moustached face to the tips of his Hush Puppy lace.
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And if he's single... I call dibs!
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I want Ned's dibs!
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| After finishing the task
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SHIENASTOI RIGATON! (We support a strong independent Protestant Easter!)
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Sheeleon shahshashacho. (Catholic unification is inevitable.)
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Hishelele evashano. (Nationalism and cultural exclusivism is SO outdated.)
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VATANONOGOTIN! (You are not a true Irish Leprechaun!)
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Geto, otoi, scotchomadrunkaloo. (Ah, the no true Scotsman argument.)
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The Northern Irish Leprechaun joins the other little green folk this year. Get him in the store!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
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I'm still not over those Catholics trying to put their stamp on Easter.
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Ease up, Ned. Have a beer and celebrate the Eucharist with us.
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Alcohol and transubstantiated blood don't make any more sense than the paradox of Matthew 10:39.
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That's teetering on Bacchanalia!
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Just doing our part for the almighty Maker – Duff Brewery. Nice St. Patty's shirt by the way!
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| Task: "Make Ned Rip off His Green Shirt". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 6 seconds.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Shredded Ned
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| After tapping on Shredded Ned's exclamation mark
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St. Patty's Day shirt, what was I thinking? Glad I ripped that green right outta the scene!
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Your shirt's not the only thing around here that's ripped. Catch my drift?
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That bod's more cut than Julius Caesar on the Ides of March! Meow-ow-ow!
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Sorry ladies, paw at some other scratchin' post 'cause I'm busy with the Holy Ghost.
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Now if you'll pardon my pecs...
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| Task: "Make Shredded Ned Work Out". The job takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Shredded Ned's exclamation mark
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Since I'm pumped AND popular, maybe I should throw an Easter party!
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Time to rock our cocktail dresses, ladies!
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Hugs' ears perk up for parties. I'll hippity-hop the light fantastic!
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Women, stupid shirtless Flanders and a walk-around non-chocolate bunny. What kind of party is this?
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Task: "Make Shredded Ned Throw an Easter Party". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 4 hours.
If the player is Level 40+: Task: "Make Women Attend the Party" (x3). The jobs take place at Flanders House and take 4 hours.
If Hugs Bunny is owned: Task: "Make Hugs Bunny Attend the Party". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Shredded Ned's exclamation mark
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The hedge is looking bushier than a Babylonian's beard. Time to pluck that privet!
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I hope I can watch.
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You'll have an obstructed view, because you'll be behind me!
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| Task: "Make Shredded Ned Trim the Hedge". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 4 hours.
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Ugh, those women! Acting like second graders!
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As long as they're ogling Easter, I don't mind them ogling my keister!
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You would let them objectify you like that? Doesn't that insult you?
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Hmm, maybe you're right. My Easter message might be getting a little holy-watered down.
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I'll give you my number. Maybe we can turn that holy water into a box of wine!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Shredded Ned's exclamation mark
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Mayor Quimby, my disciples have got my back... and my front. We demand an end to the immorality plaguing our city!
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Topless Ned Flanders is preaching to me about moral decency?!
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That was the only shirt I had!
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You can have mine!
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Sweet Mary and her Magdalenes! AHHHH!
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Task: "Reach Level 14 and Build the First Church of Springfield".
Task: "Make Shredded Ned Hide". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Shredded Ned's exclamation mark
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Shirtless Flanders is going to steal my mistress right out from under me.
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You've got to help me stop him!
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I'm your wife you jerk!
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Er, uh... what kind of marriage do we have if we can't help one another?
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Task: "Reach Level 20 and Build the Town Hall".
Task: "Make Mayor Quimby Figure Out What to Do". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 12 hours.
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We can't have a topless muscle man in our town!
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We should ship him off to the topless beaches of France.
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Or have him work a very sudsy charity car wash away from here.
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I can't banish a man from our fair town for being too handsome!
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But I can inflict a worse fate... marry him off.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Shredded Ned's exclamation mark
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Drop your wedding dresses, ladies! There'll be no Ned — newlywed or otherwise.
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What's your position on pre-marital snuggling?
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I only know one position for snuggling, but maybe it's time I turn over a new belief.
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I'd give my left eyeball for just one lady to hit on old Moe...
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...and I'm not even askin' for a human lady.
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Task: "Make Shredded Ned Ponder Virtuous Love". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 4 hours.
If the player is Level 40+: Task: "Make Women Go to the Bar to Ponder Things" (x3). The jobs take place at O'Flanagan's Pub and take 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Shredded Ned's exclamation mark
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You ladies should focus more on our Lord rising from the tomb than making me your groom.
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Sorry, but it was your muscles we wanted, not your morals.
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Let's head to O'Flanagan's and drink until the other men look good without shirts on.
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How many Duffs does it take for me to start looking buff?
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All the beer in Ireland couldn't pull that off.
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Guess I'll keep my bolo tie cinched then.
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| Task: "Make Springfielders Drink at O'Flanagan's" (x6). The jobs take place at O'Flanagan's Pub and take 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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