Difference between revisions of "A League of His Own"

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A League of His Own is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Tap Ball content update. It requires Baseball Jasper to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Baseball Jasper's exclamation mark Template:Tapped Out Softball Jasper Icon Zzzz… Jasper you fool! Why are you wearing an old-time woman's baseball uniform? And why is the name on the back “Jasperien?” Template:Tapped Out Softball Jasper Icon It's not what you think! Template:Tapped Out Softball Jasper Icon See, in the 1940s and early 50s, I posed as a woman to play in the All-American Girls Professional Baseball League. This was my uniform. I know! I was on your team you idjit! Template:Tapped Out Softball Jasper Icon But, see, I had a very good REASON to join the ladies' league. And it's not what you think. I did it… to avoid the draft. I know! I joined for the same reason, and you ratted me out! Template:Tapped Out Softball Jasper Icon Did I? Oh. Well, you’ll never figure out why I put on the old uniform again. Template:Tapped Out Softball Jasper Icon Why I would risk having my subterfuge come to light after all these years… Because you're losing your skull marbles, and you thought it was 1953. Template:Tapped Out Softball Jasper Icon Right. Good guess. Template:Tapped Out Softball Jasper Icon Speaking of it being 1953 -- there's a fly ball! I got it! Jasperien's got it! Task: "Make Baseball Jasper Catch an Imaginary Fly Ball". The job takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Baseball Jasper's exclamation mark Template:Tapped Out Softball Jasper Icon It's sure been fun thinking it's 1953. But I should probably change outta this skirt. Jasper! The War Board is comin' for ya! They know you've been posing as a girl to dodge the draft. They're gonna execute you, then send you to fight in the Pacific! Template:Tapped Out Softball Jasper Icon I gotta hide! Heh-heh. It sure is fun being a little less senile than your friends. Task: "Make Baseball Jasper Hide". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark Jasper, FDR himself just rode into town! He's got a pair of six shooters, and he's hoppin' mad you've been dodging the draft! And he thinks you're the worst baseball player he's ever seen -- boy or girl. He's gonna charge you with high treason because you can't drive the ball to the opposite field! You'll get the firing squad for sure! Template:Tapped Out Softball Jasper Icon Then I've got mere moments to improve my swing! Task: "Make Baseball Jasper Swing Bat". The job takes 24 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark Good news, Jasperien! You caught a lucky break. FDR just got off the phone with Emperor Hirohito. Turns out the Emperor is a huge fan of yours! FDR says that if you'll sign a few baseball cards for Japan's leader, this whole world war can be over by dinnertime. Template:Tapped Out Softball Jasper Icon Anything to get that gun-totin' New Deal-slingin' maniac off my back. To the Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop! I sell baseball cards? That's odd. I never really noticed it was in the name of the store. Task: "Make Baseball Jasper Sign Autographs". The job takes place at the Android's Dungeon and takes 60 minutes. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Baseball Jasper's exclamation mark Template:Tapped Out Softball Jasper Icon Abe, you're a true friend. If it weren't for you, FDR would have used my finger bones for cigarette holders. Template:Tapped Out Softball Jasper Icon They'd be held between his teeth at a jaunty angle even as we speak! You old fool! I was just pulling your leg. FDR doesn't know you're a secret lady ballplayer. Template:Tapped Out Softball Jasper Icon You mean… I'm safe? Far from it! Not so long as J. Edgar Hoover is crusading to root out cross-dressing from our major professional sports. They got G-men at every base, frisking anyone who scores a run! Template:Tapped Out Softball Jasper Icon I gotta get out of this uniform! Task: "Make Baseball Jasper Get Changed". The job takes place at the Community Center and takes 60 minutes. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Behind the Laughter

The quest name is a reference to the sports comedy A League of Their Own.