| Four Fingers of Death
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Four Fingers of Death is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Tap Ball content update. It requires Kung Fu Comic Book Guy to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Kung Fu Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark
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Hey, look, everybody! It's the Kung Fu Panda!
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Judge me by my girth, do you? You are a foolish child, unwise in the ways of gongfu.
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I have devoted years to studying the eldritch secrets of the East, learning from the greatest masters:
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Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, Keanu Reeves in "The Matrix," Chris Farley in "Beverly Hills Ninja..."
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...and, yes, the aforementioned Kung Fu Panda. Seriously, I know he's a cartoon, but the dude knows his stuff.
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I can teach you much, if you would but listen.
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Task: "Make Kung Fu Comic Book Guy Teach Kung Fu". The job takes place at the Community Center or Android's Dungeon and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Attend Kung Fu Class". The job takes place at the Community Center or Android's Dungeon and takes 60 minutes.
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A true Master can erect an impenetrable defense. I shall demonstrate. Please, young Bart, attack me however you like.
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Oof!
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Gah! Let go of the pony tail!
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Yowza! Right in the chi!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Kung Fu Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark
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Defeated by a child! I have brought shame upon my dojo and upon my family, two entities that were none-too-crazy about me to begin with.
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Clearly, I need further training.
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To the couch!
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| Task: "Make Kung Fu Comic Book Guy Binge Watch Kung Fu Movies". The job takes place at the Android's Dungeon and takes 24 hours.
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At last, the movies have revealed the weakness in my gongfu!
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Was I defeated because I can't do a sit-up without the aid of a gantry crane? No! I merely lack a strong revenge motive!
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Kumiko! I swear I will avenge your death at the hands of Bart Simpson!
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I'm not dead, my gigantic love.
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Obviously! I'm only FANTASIZING that my wife is dead. It's something all great husbands do.
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I was not aware of this, my strange, obese soul mate. Carry on.
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Oh, why have I been cursed with a wonderful, living wife?!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark
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My otherwise regal body is not, I admit, ideally suited to the exertions of hand-to-hand combat.
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Being struck by my fat-wrapped fists is like snuggling into a mountain of the softest eider down.
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Being kicked by my legs is like... well, I can't raise them more than six inches, so it's irrelevant.
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But I DO have something far more important -- the cunning reflexes of a jungle cat.
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Therefore, I shall dedicate myself to mastering that most ancient of weapons...
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Nice nunchucks, you wad!
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They are properly called "nunchaku!" A-doy!
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You just tied two Wii controllers end-to-end by the straps.
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THEY STILL COUNT!
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No they don't. Plastic nunchucks are no nunchucks at all, you dope.
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It's "nunchaku!" A-doy! A thousand times a-doy!
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| Task: "Make Kung Fu Comic Book Guy Use Nunchaku". The job takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark
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Soon I will face Bart Simpson in a fateful and deadly clash of martial arts grand masters.
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A little more practice, followed by a lengthy fast food crawl through Springfield's Trans Fat District, and my body will be prepared.
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| Task: "Make Kung Fu Comic Book Guy Practice Moves". The job takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark
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Bart Simpson, I challenge you!
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Stand and face me, if you be man enough, in the ultimate gongfu arena:
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A head-to-head battle in "Martial Arts Eviscerators 7: Entrails of Fury Edition!"
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Wait. You want to challenge me to a kung fu VIDEO GAME?
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Not my original plan. Let's just say Krustyburger's new "Bacon-wrapped Fish Taco Pizzaburger with Ranch Drizzles" is not easy on the digestive system.
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I'm in no shape to fight.
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But enough talk. Choose your controller.
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| Task: "Make Kung Fu Comic Book Guy Challenge His Rival". The job takes place at the Android's Dungeon, requires Bart, and takes 16 hours.
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Yes! You are defeated, Bart Simpson! I have proven myself the master!
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The "X" button on this controller doesn't work. And you were in "God Mode" the whole time.
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A true master makes full use of cheat codes. Let this be your first lesson, my pupil.
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Not for nothing, "master," but you really need to move around more. Your flab is growing into the couch.
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Yes, I know.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the martial arts film King Boxer, also known as Five Fingers of Death.
